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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« on: September 08, 2010, 06:58:08 pm »
Was only making a suggestion, but given how epic BattleFailed turned out to be i already forsee FailCannon being just as epic.  Also hope you don't mind a second body-swapper Andreus, but that always lead to epiciness. (though i wonder what happens if we both went for the same body?)

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« on: September 08, 2010, 08:02:37 am »
I Think Lur Should get a Dwarf's Body and come here to get some good ol' fashion !!Revenge!! on Andreus.
Also Requesting Dwarf from next Migrant wave.
Name: Draconik
Gender: Don't Care
Title: Insane Architech (Mason/Carpenter/Architech/Alchemist
Because if one Body-hopping madman is destroying the World then having Two might save it =P (or just cause it to wilt away much faster)

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DF General Discussion / Re: This game needs a tag line
« on: May 19, 2010, 08:03:20 am »
Dwarf Fortress: Making Cthulu cry himself to sleep.
Dwarf Fortress: Losing is Fun, Fun is Insanity, Insanity has control of the Lever, Lever = Magma
Dwarf Fortress: Insant Fun, just add Magma.
Dwarf Fortress: Obey The Toady One!
Dwarf Fortress: Where fun is fun, but !fun! is even more so.
Dwarf Fortress: Unless your Game allows YOU to build a Active Volcano inside a Fortress thats INSIDE a Active Volcano, then Brother your game just isn't Awesome. (bonuses for having that volcano in the middle of the Ocean)
Dwarf Fortress: Where Insanity Breeds Creativity. (And Cats...)
Dwarf Fortress: Where Now that i've posted the volcano in a fort in a volcano in the ocean someone's going to build a ocean in a volcano in a fort thats in a volcano thats in the ocean, just for lulz (and probally crash all of that into Hell with a Single lever to crush Clowns or something
Dwarf Fortress: Where if someone's prossessed you give them a workshop and hope they don't make another useless artifact ring.
Dwarf Fortress: Where Unicorns are killing machines, Evil is Good and you can kill a 50 foot tall solid bronze creature by throwing a creature made of fuzz at it... or your pants.

Welcome to Dwarf Fortress, Hope you like Magma.
Home of Boatmurdered, Sparkgears, and other sites of wonder glory and flaming dwarfs.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« on: May 16, 2010, 04:17:59 pm »
I'm Placing a Bet that things will turn epic after Barbarossa's turn yet again...  i'll be watching for when the fortress falls to adamanite ninja monkeys from hell who breathe magma (or they dig into hell and find a eariler Sparkgears, or Boatmurdered waiting for them)

[This is a Sparkgears.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is decorated with EPIC.  On the item is an image of devils in Brimstone, Demons in Magma, Barbarossa the Slayer of Fortresses in Adamanite, and a gaint Skull in Dwarf Bone.] (Worth: Priceless)

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DF Suggestions / Re: Mercy killing.
« on: May 12, 2010, 12:37:48 am »
Evidently, King of Weasels you have NOT heard of Boatmurdered.
Also depending on the Fortress some could say that the Hammerer already fills this role.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Possible Solution for Unkillable Undead
« on: May 12, 2010, 12:34:20 am »
Everything is killable and the only thing needed is in the signature block of McOverlord.

" Magma: The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems "

3 easy steps to killling ANYthing and EVERYthing.
1 Find Magma
2 Pump Magma to where it's needed (The Surface, magma spewing towers, Nobles Quarters, etc, etc.)
3 !Profit!

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DF General Discussion / Re: Fan art competition!
« on: April 26, 2010, 03:53:50 am »
Just found this and the first thing I saw was the H&K Element....









Cthulu is Crying because even HE took Sanity Damage from that......
  .     .     .   and if i wasn't already in the negitives of sanity before it I sure the heck am now.....
although if a sectoid tries to MC me I know what to think of to make its head expolde....

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Mafia / Re: i was spy all along
« on: May 23, 2009, 07:20:58 am »
I Shall Join this merry parade of insanity.... For Armok and Glory....
*wonders how he is going to find hiding places being a dragon*

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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Nervous Migrants?
« on: March 09, 2009, 09:16:53 pm »
Only thing scarier than that would be a "Welcome to Boatmurdered" sign and i'm pretty sure 99% of this forum would rush for that "fuck the world" lever...  BoT however, i always just liked the "your fortress attracted no Victims Migrants this season" keeps my work load down and lets me focus on epic plans.... like digging out the entire map and having my whole 6x6 area supported by one wooden pillar so if the gobbos do get inside me, my fortress, and that 100+Z lvl mountain are going to punch right though hell... still working on this though will reclaim and take pictures of hell later tho.

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DF Bug Reports / Re: [40d] Mayor is a wife beater, justice did nothing.
« on: March 06, 2009, 11:16:51 pm »
No the "LAW" is that lever in the farthest reaches of my fortress that seals the front gate and proceeds to flood my entire fortress with water AND magma in alternating levels Buhahaha

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DF Bug Reports / Re: [40c] woodcutter seeks her dead baby
« on: March 06, 2009, 11:12:54 pm »
and 7 lives are a comedy in the making, even more so if they forgot the beer...

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DF Suggestions / Re: Pulling levers for sh*t and giggles
« on: March 06, 2009, 07:06:36 pm »
Having little kids pull levers that'd open the front gate to my fortress and/or open up the flood gate to ulitmately flood said fortress..... BRILLANT!!!  my only consideration of a possible bad outcome for this is ... <.<  >.>  when the kids start pulling the lever for the "golden wall of noble smashing"... after all  if they destroy my fortress its cool... if they turn themselves into a finely minced dwarf-roast it ain't cool... because that'd be one less way to ultimately destroy my fortress...

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DF Bug Reports / Re: [40d6] Dwarves shun their new elven king
« on: January 29, 2009, 08:38:06 pm »
or mandate the construction of 201 Dwarf tallow roasts

I wonder if we smelted a Elf, whould we get mithril?

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Zasrimtar, The Crystal Castle {Community Fortress}
« on: January 16, 2009, 06:42:25 am »
I'd like a Weapon/armorsmith dwarf please
Name: Draconor
Gender: Prefered Male
Profession: Anything to do with the Forge or a Hammer

Backstory: Draconor is a "High Security" prisoner who is a Ex-hammerer from some small county which was hotter and had more stone than here (also more trees) He's a Taller than average dwarf (looks like a small human) who hates stupidity with a extreme passion (as his last count found out after the 5th request for clear glass items wasn't met), Draconor is often quiet and laid back on his off times while he prefers to throw himself into any work in the Forges (metal or glass) or any work involing a Hammer, (Civil or Military wise).
Quirk: doesn't understand civilian lifestyle, angers at stupid mandates (usually until the source of said mandates is removed....premanently)

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DF General Discussion / Re: Sea kittens
« on: January 12, 2009, 02:02:22 am »
Peta...  The Real Life Equal to DF's Chesse Maker in terms of Usefulness...

I shall now begin mass production of Masterwork Sea Kitten Roasts

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