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This was probably asked before, but I didn't notice it: are you drawing these screenshots yourself, or is this a mod for X-Com?I neither found such a mod with google nor on relevant pony sites, so I fear it doesn't actually exist
Go heckle the humans efforts at catching the horse
Club the zombie across head.
Odok cancels battle, interrupted by infected wound!
He will stand there, breathing heavily and watching with concern as Zan batters the re-dead corpse. "Erm... I think it's dead, Zan. Well, dead again. Re-dead? You know what I mean."
Also: "...Odok? Are you feeling alright, there?"
He resolved to head towards the hill to get a better look of the surroundings - cliffs rarely had things worth dying anyway...
Zan then goes back across the channel and assists in defeating that other zombie. Also scolds channel for being inadequate defensive barrier[/b]
Bite it's head off!
Make it fly in an arc!
Clutching his table, Rovod will reluctantly follow Zan to provide backup. Backup meaning: If Zan and Odok fail to kill the thing, he will muster his meager courage and try to finish it off with a whack of his trusty table.
Hop over the channel! If I remember correctly, last time the zombie didn't get through.
Feeling a bit sheepish about his failed plan, Rovod resorts to brute force, grabbing that table and smacking the long dress-wearing zombie over the back of the head with it. Hopefully without it turning around to go after him...
Roundhouse kick that bastard to pieces no matter how many times it will take!
Tobul Squashberry, Dyer, in constant state of internal rage.
Throw a rock at lunaYou cannot reach her from the end of the waiting list!
Odok uses the table he's engraving on as a throwable projectile at the undead things.
As Odok throws the table at the zombie horde, hopefully knocking them down the stairs, Rovod will start to pile up all the other stuff in the room into a barricade, to block the zombies out of the room, running more on nervous adrenaline than anything.
Rest&Heal somewhere safe.
> Run away!
I vanish off the face of the forums for months and I'm only ONE person ahead on the waiting list! Jeeze!Welcome back from... wherever
The Moongoose makes his dramatic return. To very appropriate music.
ADEQUATE CLUBBER VS ZOMBIES GO GO GO
Eventually he decides to do the sensible thing: Grab the injured Zan before he can get himself killed, and drag him back up to where they left the others, preferably in a comedic, Benny-Hill-Theme'd chase scene.
Odok will now commence record keeping, and start engraving things we have at first.
Also engrave what the fortress might be worth so far, it's a good excercise for his future brokering carreer.
> ask abaut the other levels, the surounding lands, and all sorts of things I don't really need to know.
Zan shall go where the sheriff pointed them to. As in, the secured rooms, not outside.
Rovod shall follow after Zan, wringing his hands nervously as he prepares to bravely hide behind his club-wielding companion should anything attack them.
Okod decides to look around, see what workshops might be missing and what might be needed for basic survival and security. He will need something to engrave what's needed on something, an empty stone slab perhaps if there are any.
> ask for the layout of the fortress, maybe a quick map.
Odok will make a comment that it would be wise to make a secure entrance,
probably with a lever to keep undead and other nasties out.
He will descend the stairs as he does this.
"Zombie onslaught? I already killed Sibrek the zombie-rot spreader. The situation should be less... rotten now. Ha, ha. Anyways, is there anything edible that's not poisoned here? And I don't think you can be sheriff anymore now that you have no one to sheriff around."
> just keep making puns
Rovod runs over towards the live, mace-wielding dwarf, sobbing with relief. "Oh, at last! Someone alive, who's not trying to eat me! Oh thank goodness." He shall frown a bit at Zan's words, looking a little nervous. "Oh no, no, he's certainly still a Sheriff! Those sort of things don't just go away. Need some law and order around here, after all."
Then, of course, he shall support the motion of finding food. And milk.
I know. it's just that the contagion might spread to the mer-people, now that the zombpire rot is in the sea. It might cause some "unfortunate" dwarven death in it's wake.What a villainous plan!
Zan points the bone club at the dwarf with better club.
"Are thee a zombie? Or at least insane? Come! I will club you to death the moment you prove being hostile! Also, by the way; nice club! You compensating for something?"
Then Zan goes down the ladder. FURIOUSLY.
Odok follows the others, sticking together is in most cases better for survivability.
> Laugh uproariously at his brilliant pun.
> "Nay, unless ye like raw cave ogre shoulder. Food for though, dat. Ehehe"
Rovod will dither uncertainly at the top of the ladder, only following once he thinks it's more-or-less safe. "Er, do be careful... I have a bad feeling about this!"
