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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Is my bookkeeper blind?
« on: November 09, 2010, 04:46:06 pm »
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Is my bookkeeper blind?
« on: November 09, 2010, 04:15:45 pm »
When I go into z my bookkeeper keeps telling me that I have no food but when I manually look into the food barrels I see plenty of it.
Is he really just blind or am I overlooking something here?
Is he really just blind or am I overlooking something here?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: The Iron Maiden =)
« on: October 18, 2010, 10:26:53 am »
If you can't sleep well on an iron bed with spikes then you are not dwarfy enough.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: October 16, 2010, 09:28:44 am »
To repeat myself: It was a wooden artifact.
And you all know how much the elves like that.
And you all know how much the elves like that.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: October 16, 2010, 08:42:40 am »
Yes I have noticed that too. But the timing was still perfect.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: October 16, 2010, 07:42:07 am »
One of my dwarfes got into a mood and created a wooden earring. First I was underwhelmed but shortly after the earring was finished an elven caravan arrived.
Talk about perfect timing.
Talk about perfect timing.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: You are all monsters.
« on: October 16, 2010, 07:37:52 am »
Dude, it's just a game.
If you want to be extra special nice to everything then go ahead but we just want to do
crazy stuff, hell I decided to download this game after reading the merman topic.
If you want to be extra special nice to everything then go ahead but we just want to do
crazy stuff, hell I decided to download this game after reading the merman topic.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Carpenters: "Construct wooden Chair" Masonry: "Construct rock Throne"
« on: October 09, 2010, 04:22:52 pm »I imagine they string the harp with beard hair. It would account for not requiring any other materials.
Impossible, at high enough skill you'd be making harps MUCH faster than your beard grows. You'd be a beardless outcast!
Let's not forget that dwarfes are hairy little alcoholics aside from their beards. Maybe he plucks the hair from
another body part.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Training/taming problem
« on: October 09, 2010, 01:56:25 am »Heh. Just logged in to say exactly what he said.
1000 war kittems will still be pretty useless against them.
But it's still funny.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Carpenters: "Construct wooden Chair" Masonry: "Construct rock Throne"
« on: October 08, 2010, 11:27:50 am »
It's better to make stuff out of stone if you can since you usually swim on those by the time you dug out the first few rooms.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Training/taming problem
« on: October 08, 2010, 11:25:49 am »
I really need to try my hands at modding.
For I have a vision: 150 warkittens against the legions of hell (or clowns of the circus)
For I have a vision: 150 warkittens against the legions of hell (or clowns of the circus)
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Shortest Lived Forts
« on: October 08, 2010, 11:23:58 am »
My first one.
I managed to flood it in like 5 minutes.
I managed to flood it in like 5 minutes.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: October 05, 2010, 09:22:28 am »
My dwarfes took an entire season to mine out the first floor.
Some migrants arrived in the meantime and as always I have a metric shitton of stone.
Some migrants arrived in the meantime and as always I have a metric shitton of stone.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Too dumb to live.
« on: October 05, 2010, 09:18:06 am »
I discovered that they will also charge directly at a cave crocodile just to get a piece of cave spider silk.
The fact that they are too dumb to live is probably the biggest source of "fun" in the game.
The fact that they are too dumb to live is probably the biggest source of "fun" in the game.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: October 02, 2010, 03:12:40 pm »
Dear Urist McGatherer,
if there is a cave crocodile between you and a piece of cave spider silk it is not a wise idea
to take the most direct route.
A dwarfen live is worth more than some silk (maybe).
if there is a cave crocodile between you and a piece of cave spider silk it is not a wise idea
to take the most direct route.
A dwarfen live is worth more than some silk (maybe).
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