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Messages - Fwoosh

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DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarven poetry (bad is the new good)
« on: February 17, 2015, 10:47:52 pm »
Dwarven poetry? *shifty eyes* Well, I did write this little thing a couple years back.

Tholzagith: A Forgotten Tale (super long so mostly spoilered)

In the mountainous realm of the sturdy dwarves, there lay a fortress strong and fair.
Its walls were high and its mines were deep, and its halls were filled with song and drink.
But far below this mountainhome a terror roamed the darkened deeps.
To the mountain's roots the dwarves had delved, and forgotten beasts woke in their wake.
For a monstrous creature dwelt below, a twisted blend of man and beast.
As from its slumber it awoke, it heard the sounds of life and screeched.
Since the dawn of time it had slept alone, and now arose in rage and wrath.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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More random alternian creatures? Maybe more psychic abilities or something for some trolls? Just pick some random creature and mess around with it? I dunno, my modding experience is mostly changing around details than making entirely new creatures and civs like you do.

Also, god tier resurrection spam is pretty hilarious when it's a god tier vampire that all the random peasants keep tackling every few ticks when it gets back up only to bleed out for the hundredth time. God tiers and at least those with a their title have "nothing blood" for some reason as well.

Anyway, love the mod and hope something in the random blabber I'm spewing in the middle of the night helps you through the block you're having.

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As an offering to my favorite of mods, I present, !!LUSI!! (fire not included). Just stick them in a creature file.
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[CREATURE:BICYCLOPS]
[DESCRIPTION:A giant, dimwitted monster with two heads.]
[NAME:bicyclops:bicyclopes:bicyclops]
[CASTE_NAME:bicyclops:bicyclopes:bicyclops]
[CREATURE_TILE:'B'][COLOR:7:0:1]
[PET][COMMON_DOMESTIC]
[TRAINABLE]
[PETVALUE:200]
[INTELLIGENT][SLOW_LEARNER]
[CANOPENDOORS]
[BUILDINGDESTROYER:2]
[PREFSTRING:complete idiocy]
[CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]
[CURIOUSBEAST_GUZZLER]
[CURIOUSBEAST_ITEM]
[BODY:HUMANOID_2HEAD:1EYE:2EARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:HUMANOID_JOINTS:THROAT:NECK:SPINE:BRAIN:SKULL:5FINGERS:5TOES:MOUTH:TONGUE:LIPS:CHEEKS:ONE_EYELID:GENERIC_TEETH_WITH_FANGS:RIBCAGE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_MATERIALS]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_TISSUES]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:VERTEBRATE_TISSUE_LAYERS:SKIN:FAT:MUSCLE:BONE:CARTILAGE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HEAD_HAIR_TISSUE_LAYERS]
[USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:EYEBROW:EYEBROW_TEMPLATE]
[TISSUE_LAYER:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:EYEBROW:ABOVE:BY_CATEGORY:EYE]
[USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:EYELASH:EYELASH_TEMPLATE]
[TISSUE_LAYER:BY_CATEGORY:EYELID:EYELASH:FRONT]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:NAIL:NAIL_TEMPLATE]
[USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:NAIL:NAIL_TEMPLATE]
[TISSUE_LAYER:BY_CATEGORY:FINGER:NAIL:FRONT]
[TISSUE_LAYER:BY_CATEGORY:TOE:NAIL:FRONT]
[SELECT_TISSUE_LAYER:HEART:BY_CATEGORY:HEART]
[PLUS_TISSUE_LAYER:SKIN:BY_CATEGORY:THROAT]
[TL_MAJOR_ARTERIES]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:FACIAL_HAIR_TISSUES]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_HEAD_POSITIONS]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_HEAD_POSITIONS]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE_POSITIONS]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_RELSIZES]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:SINEW:SINEW_TEMPLATE]
[TENDONS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[HAS_NERVES]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:BLOOD:BLOOD_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_COLOR:ALL:YELLOW]
[BLOOD:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:BLOOD:LIQUID]
[CREATURE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
[GETS_WOUND_INFECTIONS]
[GETS_INFECTIONS_FROM_ROT]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:PUS:PUS_TEMPLATE]
[PUS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:PUS:LIQUID]
[BODY_SIZE:0:0:50000]
[BODY_SIZE:1:168:100000]
[BODY_SIZE:12:0:210000]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HEIGHT:75:95:98:100:102:105:125]
[APP_MOD_IMPORTANCE:500]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:75:95:98:100:102:105:125]
[APP_MOD_IMPORTANCE:500]
[SET_BP_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EYE]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:CLOSE_SET:0:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:eyes:PLURAL]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:DEEP_SET:0:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:eyes:PLURAL]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:ROUND_VS_NARROW:0:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:eyes:PLURAL]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LARGE_IRIS:25:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:eyes:PLURAL]
[APP_MOD_DESC_RANGE:30:60:90:110:150:190]
[SET_BP_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:LIP]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:THICKNESS:50:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:lips:PLURAL]
[APP_MOD_DESC_RANGE:55:70:90:110:150:190]
[SET_BP_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:NOSE]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:25:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[APP_MOD_DESC_RANGE:30:60:90:110:150:190]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:25:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[APP_MOD_DESC_RANGE:30:60:90:110:150:190]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:UPTURNED:0:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:CONVEX:0:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:nose bridge:SINGULAR]
[SET_BP_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EAR]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:SPLAYED_OUT:0:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:ears:PLURAL]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HANGING_LOBES:0:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:ears:PLURAL]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[APP_MOD_IMPORTANCE:700]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:ears:PLURAL]
[APP_MOD_DESC_RANGE:91:94:98:102:106:109]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HEIGHT:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[APP_MOD_IMPORTANCE:700]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:ears:PLURAL]
[APP_MOD_DESC_RANGE:91:94:98:102:106:109]
[SET_BP_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:TOOTH]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:GAPS:0:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:teeth:PLURAL]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:100:100:100:100:100:100:100] for vampires
[APP_MOD_IMPORTANCE:1000]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:teeth:PLURAL]
[APP_MOD_DESC_RANGE:30:60:90:110:150:190]
[SET_BP_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:SKULL]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HIGH_CHEEKBONES:0:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROAD_CHIN:0:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:JUTTING_CHIN:0:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:SQUARE_CHIN:0:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[SET_BP_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:THROAT]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:DEEP_VOICE:0:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:RASPY_VOICE:0:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[SET_BP_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[APP_MOD_IMPORTANCE:700]
[APP_MOD_DESC_RANGE:91:94:98:102:106:109]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HEIGHT:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[APP_MOD_IMPORTANCE:700]
[APP_MOD_DESC_RANGE:91:94:98:102:106:109]
[ATTACK:PUNCH:BODYPART:BY_TYPE:GRASP]
[ATTACK_SKILL:GRASP_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_VERB:punch:punches]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
[ATTACK:KICK:BODYPART:BY_TYPE:STANCE]
[ATTACK_SKILL:STANCE_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_VERB:kick:kicks]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:SECOND]
[ATTACK:SCRATCH:CHILD_TISSUE_LAYER_GROUP:BY_TYPE:GRASP:BY_CATEGORY:FINGER:NAIL]
[ATTACK_SKILL:GRASP_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_VERB:scratch:scratches]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PENETRATION_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:SECOND]
[ATTACK:BITE:CHILD_BODYPART_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:BY_CATEGORY:TOOTH]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BITE]
[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bites]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PENETRATION_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:SECOND]
[ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH]
[BABY:1]
[CHILD:12]
[MAXAGE:50:100]
[EQUIPS]
[NOCTURNAL]
[HOMEOTHERM:10067]
[SWIMS_INNATE][SWIM_SPEED:2500]
[CASTE:FEMALE]
[FEMALE]
[MULTIPLE_LITTER_RARE]
[CASTE:MALE]
[MALE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:FACIAL_HAIR_TISSUE_LAYERS]
[SELECT_CASTE:ALL]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:HAIR]
[PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:CHEEK_WHISKERS]
[PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:CHIN_WHISKERS]
[PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:MOUSTACHE]
[PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:SIDEBURNS]
[PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:EYEBROW]
[PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:EYELASH]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:WHITE:1:]
[TLCM_NOUN:hair:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:EYEBROW]
[TISSUE_LAYER_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:50:80:90:100:110:120:150]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:eyebrows:PLURAL]
[APP_MOD_DESC_RANGE:55:70:90:110:130:145]
[TISSUE_LAYER_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:DENSE:50:80:90:100:110:120:150]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:eyebrows:PLURAL]
[APP_MOD_DESC_RANGE:55:70:90:110:130:145]
[TISSUE_LAYER_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HIGH_POSITION:0:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:eyebrows:PLURAL]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:EYELASH]
[TISSUE_LAYER_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:50:80:90:100:110:120:150]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:eyelashes:PLURAL]
[APP_MOD_DESC_RANGE:55:70:90:110:130:145]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:HAIR]
[PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:CHEEK_WHISKERS]
[PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:CHIN_WHISKERS]
[PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:MOUSTACHE]
[PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:SIDEBURNS]
[TISSUE_LAYER_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:0:0:0:0:0:0:0]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:hair:SINGULAR]
[APP_MOD_RATE:1:DAILY:0:1000:0:0:NO_END]
[APP_MOD_DESC_RANGE:10:25:75:125:200:300]
[TISSUE_LAYER_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:CURLY:0:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:hair:SINGULAR]
[TISSUE_LAYER_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:GREASY:0:70:90:100:110:130:200]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:hair:SINGULAR]
[TISSUE_LAYER_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:DENSE:50:80:90:100:110:120:150]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:hair:SINGULAR]
[APP_MOD_DESC_RANGE:55:70:90:110:130:145]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:HAIR]
[TISSUE_STYLE_UNIT:HAIR:STANDARD_HAIR_SHAPINGS]
[TSU_NOUN:hair:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:CHEEK_WHISKERS]
[PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:CHIN_WHISKERS]
[TISSUE_STYLE_UNIT:BEARD:STANDARD_BEARD_SHAPINGS]
[TSU_NOUN:beard:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:MOUSTACHE]
[TISSUE_STYLE_UNIT:MOUSTACHE:STANDARD_MOUSTACHE_SHAPINGS]
[TSU_NOUN:moustache:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:SIDEBURNS]
[TISSUE_STYLE_UNIT:SIDEBURNS:STANDARD_SIDEBURNS_SHAPINGS]
[TSU_NOUN:sideburns:PLURAL]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:SKIN]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:WHITE:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:skin:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EYE:EYE]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:IRIS_EYE_YELLOW:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:eyes:PLURAL]


[CREATURE:PANTHERIN]
[DESCRIPTION:A large, muscular, feline found in tropical jungles.  It is solitary and stalks and ambushes its prey.]
[NAME:pantherin:pantherinae:pantherin]
[CASTE_NAME:pantherin:pantherinae:pantherin]
[CHILD:3][GENERAL_CHILD_NAME:pantherin cub:pantherin cubs]
[CREATURE_TILE:'P'][COLOR:7:0:1]
[PETVALUE:100]
[PET][COMMON_DOMESTIC]
[TRAINABLE][INTELLIGENT]
[BIOME:ANY_TROPICAL]
[BIOME:DESERT_BADLAND]
[BIOME:DESERT_ROCK]
[BIOME:DESERT_SAND]
[LARGE_ROAMING][FREQUENCY:5]
[POPULATION_NUMBER:2:3]
[CLUSTER_NUMBER:1:1]
[CARNIVORE][NATURAL]
[LARGE_PREDATOR][MEANDERER]
[GRASSTRAMPLE:0]
[PREFSTRING:adorableness]
[BODY:QUADRUPED:TAIL:2EYES:2EARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:THROAT:NECK:SPINE:BRAIN:SKULL:5TOES_FQ_REG:4TOES_RQ_REG:2MOUTH:TONGUE:GENERIC_TEETH_WITH_LARGE_EYE_TEETH:RIBCAGE]
[BODYGLOSS:PAW]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_MATERIALS]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_TISSUES]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:VERTEBRATE_TISSUE_LAYERS:SKIN:FAT:MUSCLE:BONE:CARTILAGE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:BODY_HAIR_TISSUE_LAYERS:HAIR]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:CLAW:NAIL_TEMPLATE]
[USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:CLAW:CLAW_TEMPLATE]
[TISSUE_LAYER:BY_CATEGORY:TOE:CLAW:FRONT]
[SELECT_TISSUE_LAYER:HEART:BY_CATEGORY:HEART]
[PLUS_TISSUE_LAYER:SKIN:BY_CATEGORY:THROAT]
[TL_MAJOR_ARTERIES]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_HEAD_POSITIONS]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE_POSITIONS]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:SINEW:SINEW_TEMPLATE]
[TENDONS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[HAS_NERVES]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:BLOOD:BLOOD_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_COLOR:ALL:GREEN]
[BLOOD:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:BLOOD:LIQUID]
[CREATURE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
[GETS_WOUND_INFECTIONS]
[GETS_INFECTIONS_FROM_ROT]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:PUS:PUS_TEMPLATE]
[PUS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:PUS:LIQUID]
[BODY_SIZE:0:0:7500]
[BODY_SIZE:1:0:40000]
[BODY_SIZE:2:0:75000]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HEIGHT:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[MAXAGE:10:30]
[ATTACK:BITE:CHILD_BODYPART_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:BY_CATEGORY:TOOTH]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BITE]
[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bites]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PENETRATION_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
[ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH]
[ATTACK:SCRATCH:CHILD_TISSUE_LAYER_GROUP:BY_TYPE:STANCE:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:CLAW]
[ATTACK_SKILL:GRASP_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_VERB:scratch:scratches]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PENETRATION_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
[NOCTURNAL]
[HOMEOTHERM:10067]
[SWIMS_INNATE][SWIM_SPEED:2500]
[MUNDANE]
[CASTE:FEMALE]
[FEMALE]
[CASTE:MALE]
[MALE]
[SELECT_CASTE:ALL]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:HAIR]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:WHITE:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:hair:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:SKIN]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:WHITE:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:skin:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EYE:EYE]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:IRIS_EYE_GREEN:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:eyes:PLURAL]
[SELECT_MATERIAL:ALL]
[MULTIPLY_VALUE:3]

[CREATURE:AXOLOTLOL]
[DESCRIPTION:A giant salamander found in remote lakes.  It has the mysterious ability to regrow limbs.]
[NAME:axolotlol:axolotlols:axolotlol]
[CASTE_NAME:axolotlol:axolotlols:axolotlol]
[CREATURE_TILE:'a'][COLOR:7:0:1]
[PETVALUE:100]
[PET][COMMON_DOMESTIC]
[INTELLIGENT][TRAINABLE]
[FREQUENCY:5]
[LARGE_ROAMING]
[CLUSTER_NUMBER:1:2]
[AMPHIBIOUS][UNDERSWIM]
[SWIMS_INNATE]
[CHILD:2]
[GENERAL_CHILD_NAME:axolotlol hatchling:axolotlol hatchlings]
[LARGE_ROAMING]
[NATURAL]
[BIOME:LAKE_TROPICAL_SALTWATER]
[BIOME:LAKE_TROPICAL_BRACKISHWATER]
[BIOME:LAKE_TROPICAL_FRESHWATER]
[BIOME:ANY_TROPICAL]
[POPULATION_NUMBER:5:10]
[PREFSTRING:fronds]
[BODY:QUADRUPED:TAIL:2EYES:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:THROAT:NECK:SPINE:BRAIN:SKULL:MOUTH:RIBCAGE:L_FROND:R_FROND]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_MATERIALS]
[REMOVE_MATERIAL:HAIR]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_TISSUES]
[REMOVE_TISSUE:HAIR]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:VERTEBRATE_TISSUE_LAYERS:SKIN:FAT:MUSCLE:BONE:CARTILAGE]
[SELECT_TISSUE_LAYER:HEART:BY_CATEGORY:HEART]
[PLUS_TISSUE_LAYER:SKIN:BY_CATEGORY:THROAT]
[TL_MAJOR_ARTERIES]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_HEAD_POSITIONS]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE_POSITIONS]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:SINEW:SINEW_TEMPLATE]
[TENDONS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[HAS_NERVES]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:BLOOD:BLOOD_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_COLOR:ALL:TEAL]
[BLOOD:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:BLOOD:LIQUID]
[CREATURE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
[GETS_WOUND_INFECTIONS]
[GETS_INFECTIONS_FROM_ROT]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:PUS:PUS_TEMPLATE]
[PUS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:PUS:LIQUID]
[BODY_SIZE:0:0:10000]
[BODY_SIZE:2:0:40000]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HEIGHT:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[MAXAGE:40:70]
[ATTACK:BITE:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:MOUTH]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BITE]
[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bites]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
[ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH]
[ALL_ACTIVE]
[HOMEOTHERM:10040]
[SWIMS_INNATE][SWIM_SPEED:2500]
[MUNDANE]
[CASTE:FEMALE]
[FEMALE]
[LAYS_EGGS]
[EGG_MATERIAL:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:EGGSHELL:SOLID]
[EGG_MATERIAL:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:EGG_WHITE:LIQUID]
[EGG_MATERIAL:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:EGG_YOLK:LIQUID]
[EGG_SIZE:20]
[CLUTCH_SIZE:1:5]
[CASTE:MALE]
[MALE]
[SELECT_CASTE:ALL]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:SKIN]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:WHITE:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:skin:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EYE:EYE]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:TEAL:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:eyes:PLURAL]

[CREATURE:CAPRICORN]
[DESCRIPTION:A large seagoing animal. It is known for its sharp horns and wicked temper.]
[NAME:seagoat:seagoats:seagoat]
[CHILD:5][GENERAL_CHILD_NAME:seagoat kid:seagoat kids]
[CREATURE_TILE:'G'][COLOR:7:0:1]
[PETVALUE:400]
[PREFSTRING:wicked horns]
[LARGE_ROAMING]
[COMMON_DOMESTIC][INTELLIGENT]
[LARGE_PREDATOR][PET]
[TRAINABLE][AMPHIBIOUS]
[BIOME:OCEAN_TEMPERATE]
[BIOME:OCEAN_TROPICAL]
[BIOME:ANY_TROPICAL]
[BODY:FRONT_HOOF:SIDE_FINS:DORSAL_FIN:TAIL:2EYES:2EARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:THROAT:NECK:SPINE:BRAIN:SKULL:MOUTH:TONGUE:GENERIC_TEETH:RIBCAGE:2HEAD_HORN]
[NATURAL]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_MATERIALS]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:HOOF:HOOF_TEMPLATE]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:HORN:HORN_TEMPLATE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_TISSUES]
[USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:HOOF:HOOF_TEMPLATE]
[USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:HORN:HORN_TEMPLATE]
[USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:CHIN_WHISKERS:CHIN_WHISKERS_TEMPLATE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:VERTEBRATE_TISSUE_LAYERS:SKIN:FAT:MUSCLE:BONE:CARTILAGE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:BODY_HAIR_TISSUE_LAYERS:HAIR]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:FACIAL_HAIR_TISSUES]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:FACIAL_HAIR_TISSUE_LAYERS]
[TISSUE_LAYER:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:CHIN_WHISKERS:BOTTOM]
[SELECT_TISSUE_LAYER:HEART:BY_CATEGORY:HEART]
[PLUS_TISSUE_LAYER:SKIN:BY_CATEGORY:THROAT]
[TL_MAJOR_ARTERIES]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_HEAD_POSITIONS]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE_POSITIONS]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:SINEW:SINEW_TEMPLATE]
[TENDONS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[HAS_NERVES]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:BLOOD:BLOOD_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_COLOR:ALL:INDIGO]
[BLOOD:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:BLOOD:LIQUID]
[CREATURE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
[GETS_WOUND_INFECTIONS]
[GETS_INFECTIONS_FROM_ROT]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:PUS:PUS_TEMPLATE]
[PUS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:PUS:LIQUID]
[BODY_SIZE:0:0:150000]
[BODY_SIZE:2:0:3000000]
[BODY_SIZE:5:0:6000000]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HEIGHT:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[MENT_ATT_RANGE:EMPATHY:0:10]
[BUILDINGDESTROYER:1]
[PRONE_TO_RAGE:85]
[MAXAGE:170:350]
[ATTACK:KICK:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:HOOF_FRONT]
[ATTACK_SKILL:STANCE_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_VERB:kick:kicks]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH]
[ATTACK:BITE:CHILD_BODYPART_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:BY_CATEGORY:TOOTH]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BITE]
[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bites]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PENETRATION_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:SECOND]
[ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH]
[ATTACK:HGORE:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:HORN]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BITE]
[ATTACK_VERB:gore:gores]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
[NOCTURNAL]
[HOMEOTHERM:10070]
[SWIMS_INNATE][SWIM_SPEED:900]
[CASTE:FEMALE]
[CASTE_NAME:nanny seagoat:nanny seagoats:nanny seagoat]
[FEMALE]
[MULTIPLE_LITTER_RARE]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:MILK:MILK_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME:ALL_SOLID:frozen seagoat's milk]
[STATE_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:frozen seagoat's milk]
[STATE_NAME:LIQUID:seagoat's milk]
[STATE_ADJ:LIQUID:seagoat's milk]
[STATE_NAME:GAS:boiling seagoat's milk]
[STATE_ADJ:GAS:boiling seagoat's milk]
[PREFIX:NONE]
[MILKABLE:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:MILK:20000]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:CHEESE:CREATURE_CHEESE_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME:SOLID:seagoat cheese]
[STATE_ADJ:SOLID:seagoat cheese]
[STATE_NAME:SOLID_POWDER:seagoat cheese powder]
[STATE_ADJ:SOLID_POWDER:seagoat cheese powder]
[STATE_NAME:LIQUID:melted seagoat cheese]
[STATE_ADJ:LIQUID:melted seagoat cheese]
[STATE_NAME:GAS:boiling seagoat cheese]
[STATE_ADJ:GAS:boiling seagoat cheese]
[PREFIX:NONE]
[CASTE:MALE]
[CASTE_NAME:billy seagoat:billy seagoats:billy seagoat]
[MALE]
[SELECT_CASTE:ALL]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:HAIR]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:WHITE:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:hair:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:CHIN_WHISKERS]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:WHITE:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:beard:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:SKIN]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:WHITE:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:skin:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EYE:EYE]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:INDIGO:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:eyes:PLURAL]

[CREATURE:SKYHORSE]
[DESCRIPTION:A large, curved and regal creature fond of soaring over seascapes.]
[NAME:skyhorse:skyhorses:skyhorse]
[CASTE_NAME:skyhorse:skyhorses:skyhorse]
[CREATURE_TILE:'s'][COLOR:7:0:1]
[CHILD:3][PETVALUE:100]
[GENERAL_CHILD_NAME:skyhorse foal:skyhorse foals]
[AMPHIBIOUS][UNDERSWIM][FLIER]
[NATURAL][PET][MOUNT]
[COMMON_DOMESTIC]
[TRAINABLE][INTELLIGENT]
[BIOME:OCEAN_TEMPERATE]
[BIOME:OCEAN_TROPICAL]
[BIOME:ANY_TROPICAL]
[LARGE_ROAMING][FREQUENCY:10]
[CLUSTER_NUMBER:3:5]
[POPULATION_NUMBER:20:40]
[PREFSTRING:regal bearing]
[BODY:BASIC_2PARTBODY:BASIC_HEAD:SIDE_FINS:DORSAL_FIN:TAIL:2EYES:HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:NECK:SPINE:BRAIN:SKULL:MOUTH:RIBCAGE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_MATERIALS]
[REMOVE_MATERIAL:HAIR]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_TISSUES]
[REMOVE_TISSUE:HAIR]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:VERTEBRATE_TISSUE_LAYERS:SKIN:FAT:MUSCLE:BONE:CARTILAGE]
[SELECT_TISSUE_LAYER:HEART:BY_CATEGORY:HEART]
[PLUS_TISSUE_LAYER:SKIN:BY_CATEGORY:THROAT]
[TL_MAJOR_ARTERIES]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_HEAD_POSITIONS]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE_POSITIONS]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:SINEW:SINEW_TEMPLATE]
[TENDONS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[HAS_NERVES]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:BLOOD:BLOOD_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_COLOR:ALL:PURPLE]
[BLOOD:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:BLOOD:LIQUID]
[CREATURE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
[GETS_WOUND_INFECTIONS]
[GETS_INFECTIONS_FROM_ROT]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:PUS:PUS_TEMPLATE]
[PUS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:PUS:LIQUID]
[BODY_SIZE:0:0:20000]
[BODY_SIZE:3:0:80000]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HEIGHT:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[MAXAGE:250:500]
[ATTACK:BITE:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:MOUTH]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BITE]
[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bites]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
[ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH]
[NOCTURNAL]
[NO_DRINK]
[SWIMS_INNATE][SWIM_SPEED:1000]
[MUNDANE]
[CASTE:FEMALE]
[FEMALE]
[MULTIPLE_LITTER_RARE]
[CASTE:MALE]
[MALE]
[SELECT_CASTE:ALL]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:SKIN]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:WHITE:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:skin:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EYE:EYE]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:PURPLE:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:eyes:PLURAL]
All of them are intelligent, trainable, common domestic and pets. If you don't like any of these just get rid of them. Watch out for the seagoats though. They are really, really nasty if you embark on an ocean. Here are files to go in body default.
Code: [Select]
[BODY:FRONT_HOOF]
[BP:UB:upper body:upper bodies][UPPERBODY][CATEGORY:BODY_UPPER]
[DEFAULT_RELSIZE:1000]
[BP:LB:lower body:lower bodies][CON:UB][LOWERBODY][CATEGORY:BODY_LOWER]
[DEFAULT_RELSIZE:1000]
[BP:HD:head:STP][CON:UB][HEAD][CATEGORY:HEAD]
[DEFAULT_RELSIZE:300]
[BP:RA:right front leg:STP][CON:UB][LIMB][RIGHT][CATEGORY:LEG_FRONT]
[DEFAULT_RELSIZE:900]
[BP:LA:left front leg:STP][CON:UB][LIMB][LEFT][CATEGORY:LEG_FRONT]
[DEFAULT_RELSIZE:900]
[BP:RH:right front hoof:right front hooves][CON:RA][STANCE][RIGHT][CATEGORY:HOOF_FRONT]
[DEFAULT_RELSIZE:120]
[BP:LH:left front hoof:left front hooves][CON:LA][STANCE][LEFT][CATEGORY:HOOF_FRONT]
[DEFAULT_RELSIZE:120]
[BODY:2MOUTH]
[BP:UMOUTH:upper mouth:STP][CONTYPE:HEAD][MOUTH][GRASP][SMALL][EMBEDDED][APERTURE][CATEGORY:MOUTH]
[DEFAULT_RELSIZE:20]
[BP:LMOUTH:lower mouth:STP][CONTYPE:HEAD][MOUTH][GRASP][SMALL][EMBEDDED][APERTURE][CATEGORY:MOUTH]
[DEFAULT_RELSIZE:40]
I'm serious about the seagoats. They're like giant amphibious death badgers minus the conga.

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Have to say it once again, absolutely love this mod. Have been messing with it a lot and am in the process of making a bunch of lusi creatures. I tried out Gl'bgolyb, and the only real issues were the whole multiple tentacle thing freaks out the errorlog and that she wouldn't use the vast glub interaction even when injured. I also found that even when that interaction is used it doesn't work on psychics or signless followers. If you want I'll post the whole lusi pile once I finish it here.

Edit: I also tried out the consorts and they don't display any tiles since their tile symbol doesn't have ' ' around it. Also, none of them have been given tails and the turtle doesn't have a shell.

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Mod Releases / Re: Fortbent: a Homestuck mod (v 2.0 for DF 34.05)
« on: March 23, 2012, 07:43:21 pm »
Love this mod! So many troll shenanigans have ensued since I've tried it, the latest being a musclebeast being elected mayor! At least I don't get any mandates. :)

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DF General Discussion / Dwarven !!Science!! Project Ideas
« on: March 16, 2012, 03:42:05 pm »
I have recently been given the assignment to do a research project on any topic. Normally this would not be a good thing, but it has given me a wonderful idea for doing the project in DF. The only constraints are that I need a strict procedure and that the experiment must be done with the scientific method. I also must have definite results and trackable variables involved in the testing. Right now my main ideas include testing the effects of water at slowing down dwarves thrown from different hights, possibly including how those results change when vampires and werecreatures are included in the subject list. Anyone else got any awesome dwarven !!science!! ideas?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: February 14, 2012, 08:17:53 pm »
Started a new fort for the new update, and at first everything seemed pretty normal. A couple giant birds, some camels, and than out of the blue cane a giant heaving swarm of giant mosquitoes 194 strong. I tried to fight them off but every dwarf I send outside ends up buried under a pile hungry mosquitoes. Guess I'm gonna need some bugspray.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: A Pony's Hell (Community Fort)
« on: December 30, 2011, 05:15:59 pm »
((Jeez, things are getting crazy around here. Also, how does a pony use a sword anyway? Swing it around in their mouth? Why would there even be a hand grip? We may never know.  :o ))

Flashbang's Non-Existent Diary, Chapter 42: That Doesn't Seem Physically Possible

Never mind. Definitely not worried anymore. Apparently the sword weighed more than the pony carrying it, and it was very amusing to watch him fall right onto his face. What kind of idiot carries around a giant sword in their mouth anyway? Definitely some issues with that concept, not to mention what it would do to your teeth. Speaking of teeth, I was very surprised to find that this new pony apparently has sharpened teeth as well. As he lay dazed on the ground I tried to see if I could recognize him, but no names came to mind. Perhaps he was some sort of former prisoner or bandit, they tend to go for that sort of thing. Anyway, I could tell he had never been a darkbolt, since no self-respecting darkbolt would ever try and wield such a ridiculous thing. Not a smart one anyway.

Smart or not, he definitely seemed to have some battle experience. It didn't take long for him to recover from his fall and rise shakily to his hooves. Once again he raised his sword, this time propping it up between his front hooves. By this point the crowd had given us some distance, forming a rough circle around us. I could see Solstice among them, his medical bag floating next to him and a worried look on his face. So much for a quiet greeting.

The swordpony charged, flapping his wings to keep himself balanced and trying to yell some garbled war cry through his sword. I dodged him easily enough, circling around with my teeth bared in a vicious grin. I grabbed one of his flailing wings with my jaws, shaking and twisting until I heard something snap. He wasn't flying anywhere now. Before I could cause any more permanent damage I found myself knocked to the ground, his red eyes boring into my yellow ones with unrestrained rage. I was trapped, pinned under his heavier frame, and now the giant sword in his mouth didn't look quite as funny. Nothing does when it's aimed at your head. Still, I wasn't about to go down without a fight. As his head rose to strike mine did as well. I grabbed his throat with my teeth, clenching just tight enough to draw blood. One twitch would be all it would take, but unfortunately for me that was all he would need as well. The sword was still aimed at my head, and even if I struck first he would still have time to use it. Idiot was smarter than I thought.

Fortunately for the both of us, the standoff didn't last long. Apparently someone in the crowd had been bright enough to go get help, and so it wasn't long before someone arrived. I couldn't see this of course, as my head wasn't exactly mobile at this point, but I could definitely hear the shout that echoed through the dining room.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE PRINCESS IS GOING ON HERE!?!?" it demanded. As my ears began to ring I identified the voice as Loudwhisper's. She was definitely not happy. "FLASHBANG, LET GO OF HIM RIGHT NOW! YOU TOO JAXLER, PUT THE SWORD DOWN THIS INSTANT!" I slowly released my grip on his throat, pushing my way out from under him once the sword was away from my face. I could now see Strongbeard was there as well, ready to jump into the fray if either of us tried anything. The swordpony, who was apparently named Jaxler, turned to Loudwhisper and began to make his excuses.

"You saw what happened, she attacked me out of nowhere! Look at this wing, I won't be able to fly for months! She's obviously insane, and if I was in charge around here I'd have her executed like the attempted murderer she is or have her thrown down with Mobius!" With that said he glared in my direction, a favor which I happily returned. There was no way that I'd ever let them put me anywhere near that raving madpony, even if I had tried to kill him.

Loudwhisper was not impressed. "Actually I didn't see what happened, and you are definitely not in charge around here. You may be one of our better soldiers, but that doesn't mean you can give me orders. I for one would like to hear the other side of this story. Flashbang, what do you say happened?" I thought on it a bit before answering, as I'd never really had a way with words. After several moments I decided what to say.

"Well ma'am," I said, trying to keep my tone as respectful as possible, "To be honest I'm not entirely sure. I was walking through the dining room minding my own business when Jaxler here came out of nowhere and knocked my over. I tried to tell him to watch where he was going and all of a sudden he pulled out this giant sword. After that I was just fighting to protect myself. It was purely self defense." I'm not sure Loudwhisper bought it, but at least she seemed to be considering my words. After all, I hadn't exactly been lying.

Finally she came to a decision. "Strongbeard," she ordered, "Take these two down to the jail. I think they both need some time to cool off." Jaxler looked outraged at this, but held his tongue when a glare from Loudwhisper nearly burned it off. I merely followed quietly, ignoring stares from the gathered crowd and accepting my punishment. It was much less than I'd thought it would be, and to be honest I really did need to stop attacking people quite as often. At least people who could fight back, anyways.

((Now wasn't that fun? However, I agree with Heavy Weapons Pony that this is getting ridiculous. Jaxler and Bukitodinos, you really need to stop with the crazy. I mean seriously, random descriptions about your giant swords and zebra sieges out of nowhere? At least try and stick to what TheOddDemon has said has happened. Until he returns you should at least slow down. You're kind of ruining the thread. I don't want it to die but continuing it like this seems rather cruel. This will be my last story post until things calm down a little. Fwoosh out.))

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: A Pony's Hell (Community Fort)
« on: December 28, 2011, 09:04:53 pm »
((No, I was actually referring to Jaxler, but me threatening to cook your pet gooseling at some point in the near future is a definite possibility. Don't worry, you will have your own turn to be brutally attacked for no apparent reason as well.  :D))

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: A Pony's Hell (Community Fort)
« on: December 28, 2011, 08:37:21 pm »
((!!Fwoosh has returned!! Even the binds of the Elder Scrolls themselves could not hold me, and now I have returned from the wound of time itself to seek vengeance against those mortal fools who... who dared, um... wait, arg wrong character again. Far too much Skyrim, completely forgot about this story. Anyway, sorry about that, let me try that again. !!Fwoosh has [ERROR: AUTHOR'S NOTE HAS REACHED MAXIMUM LENGTH. PLEASE STOP BABBLING AND GET ON WITH IT.]))

Flashbang's Not-A-Diary, Return of the Drones

Solstice was still alive. Needless to say the shock of it nearly killed me. I must have looked like a dazed lunatic, staring blankly at his golden form while he ushered me inside the door. I sighed and nodded as he spoke, appearing to understand, but in truth my thoughts were as distant as the fluffy clouds that grace the far-off sky. He was alive, something several moments ago I had believed impossible. I had been prepared to risk my very life to avenge him, and now here I was staring at an offered cup of tea wondering how I was supposed to hold it. I situated it unsteadily between my hooves, focusing on not spilling the boiling liquid while Solstice told me of his new job mining. It was awkward, both my grip on the cup and the silence that fell between us, but the most imminent danger was avoided when a golden glow enveloped the tea once more.

"Flashbang, are you okay?" Solstice asked, gently placing the steaming cup on a nearby table. I started to nod automatically, my instincts geared on avoiding shows of weakness, but I stopped myself and continued to stare at the ground.

"It would be okay if you weren't," he continued, "After what you've been through today anypony would feel upset." I tried to speak, I honestly and truly did, but nothing passed my lips except another weary sigh. I was exhausted in both body and mind, the day's insanity finally collecting its heavy toll. It wasn't long before Solstice's worried words began to blend together, eventually ceasing altogether as sleep took hold. I do not remember my dream, but from the fear I felt as I awoke I can only assume it was a nightmare.

It took a long while before I was able to place myself, the book covered shelves and unfamiliar engravings only increasing my uncertainty. I knew it couldn't be my room, since my room had never had decorations of any sort, but it wasn't until I noticed the blanket placed carefully over me that the night before came rushing back. I practically jumped to my hooves, searching the room for any sign of Solstice's whereabouts. When none came to my attention I raced out into the hall, slamming the door behind me in my haste. I checked the hospital, the mines, and even the death tree with no luck finding him, but as the sun burned my searching eyes I finally realized what time of day it was. Breakfast time.

The dining hall was packed when I finally reached it. For a moment I simply marveled at how crowded this hole-in-the-ground we call home had become. From what I could overhear it seemed as if even more migrants had arrived during the night. Truly astonishing. Nevertheless I continued my search, struggling to find one unicorn in particular in the ever growing crowd. It felt like a miracle when I finally spotted him, his mane ruffled and some blood from a particularly messy surgery staining his coat. In a more perfect world the crowd would have parted between us, gentle music playing as our eyes locked, but unfortunately no such thing happened. Instead the crowd shifted, hiding him once more from view and almost knocking me off my hooves. I tried to fly over them, but instead only hurt myself as my head bumped against the low ceiling. Cursing beneath my breath, I tried once again to push my way through the milling crowd.

After what felt like forever, I finally made my way through. Several ponies behind me may not still have full feeling in all their limbs, but that is a price I am willing to pay. There was Solstice, only two tables down, staring silently at his plate of finely minced +plump helmet biscuits+. I raced towards him, intending perhaps for the very first time to greet him rather than stalk him from a distance. As most of my plans are, this one was almost immediately foiled when I crashed right into a heavily armored pegasus.

"Watch where you're going you idiot!" I yelled, holding a hoof to my injured head. Of course he failed to hear me over the crowd, so I made my words clear by backing them up with actions. With one swift buck both my back hooves hit his helmet, sending him to the ground slightly stunned and almost definitely with a ringing in his ears that would last for days. Or at least, that's what I expected to happen. Instead he dodged instantly, not only avoiding my kick but pulling an absolutely giant sword out of what seemed to be thin air. What have I got myself into?

((Hi new peoples! My greetings are delivered via an attack from Flashbang. Enjoy!))

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: A Pony's Hell (Community Fort)
« on: November 25, 2011, 06:13:11 pm »
((You are right! I have been lax in my duty and the thread is crumbling! By Celestia/Luna/Armok/Slepnir/Epona/(Insert Horse Related Deity Here) I must write once more! Charge!))

Flashbang's Thoughts, Actions, and Words, Definitely Not in Any Diary Anywhere (Probably)

Ponies came and went, passing by me in the darkened halls. I had slipped away from the hallway outside Sepsi's throne room, my thoughts cloudy and my spirit weak. Nopony noticed my passing, my blackened coat and stealthy tread hiding me from view. Not that anypony would have cared, none of them would have even given me a second glance. Mobius had been the only one to care enough to plan to my murder, and Solstice ... well he was gone now. There was no doubt in my mind of that. He had been summoned before our leader in relation to the crime of treason, and nopony I knew had ever come back from that.

Each second felt like an hour, and every step felt as if leaden weights had been strapped to my hooves. My body was on autopilot, and I barely noticed when I reached my destination. It was a door, no different from any other, but still so very special. I stretched out my wings and flapped up to a small niche opposite the door and right below the ceiling. It was barely visible from the ground, but it had more than enough room to hold a fully grown pegasus. I remembered how happy I had been when I'd found it, the perfect hiding spot in the perfect place. I'd spent hours hiding within it, watching ponies pass by and more specifically watching for one pony in particular. In the mornings I'd waited patiently for him to open the door, cherishing every sleepy yawn and tangle in his ruffled mane. Every night I'd observe his often late return and keep watch for any potential attackers. Now I watched nothing at all, staring at the door and paralyzed by the knowledge that he wasn't coming back. Never coming back.

The sound of approaching hooves broke the spell, snapping me back to the present and ready to deal with any intruders. They may have killed him, but I wasn't about to let them loot his belongings. Lack of sleep and plenty of tears blurred my normally excellent night vision, but I could see that the trespasser was a male unicorn. A miner's pick bulged from his satchel, but I doubted he'd have time to use it as a weapon. My wings flared in the darkness, readied to launch me straight at the enemy. I imagined the kill, the expression of horror and disbelief that would grace his features as I tore his throat out. I would have to flee the fortress, there was no doubt of that. Maybe I would be able to survive in the wilderness, maybe not, but in reality it was unlikely I would even make it that far. These ponies may be weak, but brought together by fear and panic there was no doubt they could overpower me. I would likely die, but if I could avenge Solstice in the process then that was the price I would pay.

The poor fool that dared to disturb Solstice's former dwelling had almost reached the door. My sharpened teeth were bared in a vicious grin. I may not be able to suck blood from my victims like a true darkbolt, but I could definitely spill it. That unicorn was as good as dead. At least he was until a golden glow enveloped the door handle. The light illuminated his features, and despite my disbelief I recognized him immediately. It was Solstice. Solstice was still alive.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: A Pony's Hell (Community Fort)
« on: November 06, 2011, 12:25:33 pm »
((First of all I haven't actually written that journal yet as all of the continued bits show. I haven't exactly had the time with all the craziness going on. She may have my previous entries, but not the fourth one. And Master, you got the tapping right, but the inflatable chair and bipedal species is actually from a much older episode. It's from Terror of the Autons, the first episode the Master even showed up in, where he killed a man with an inflatable plastic chair. Here's the clip on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXrAK6sUZ_0 ))
((Edit: Arg, curse you New Guy. Now I've lost The Game as well.))

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: A Pony's Hell (Community Fort)
« on: November 06, 2011, 07:33:27 am »
((Thanks Master, I made sure to stick in a couple little DW references as well. See if you can spot them all. And New Guy, technically I never got around to actually torturing you. And anyway, its not like anyone is exactly going to listen to a word that comes out of Mobius's mouth at this point. I think it is clear who the victor is here.  :) ))

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: A Pony's Hell (Community Fort)
« on: November 05, 2011, 10:56:31 pm »
((Tremble mortal foals, for Fwoosh has returned!))

Definitely Not Flashbang's Diary, Since Everyone Seems To Be Reading Them These Days

Broken. I think that's how I feel right now. Just broken. First that fiasco with Mobius, then Solstice of all ponies had to show up, and now here I am standing outside Sepsi's office, alone and forgotten while Slepnir knows what tortures are inflicted upon my beloved. I can't hear any screams, but that doesn't mean there aren't any. Those doors look pretty sound proof, and as one of the nobility I'm sure Sepsi knows more than a few ways to break a pony. At least that's what the diomedian nobility were like. Probably not much of a difference really.

Unfortunately, I am reminded of the fact that I am not alone by the unceasing chatter of the pony next to me. Not only will he not shut up, but he keeps tapping his hoof on the ground. Tap-tap-tap-tap, tap-tap-tap-tap, tap-tap-tap-tap, it's enough to drive a pony mad! Having finished some ridiculous tale involving an inflatable chair and some odd bipedal species that I'm sure doesn't really exist, he finally stopped to take a breath. I took this rare opportunity to give him a grin. While this doesn't sound like a particularly threatening action to most ponies, when your teeth have been filed down to points it really has a rather impressive effect. Combined with a death glare and flaring wings I achieved the impossible and drove the be-fezzed imbecile into silence.

"Chatter Mouth?" I asked sweetly, keeping my teeth bared, "would you kindly shut up now?" The pegasus slowly nodded, seemingly transfixed by my actions. He may have been an idiot, but he was obviously bright enough to recognize a pony on the edge. I've been through a lot today, and I have questions enough on my mind without his horrible blabbering interrupting my thoughts. After I glared at him for another minute, the idiot finally gave in and went over to talk to Strongbeard who was guarding the other end of the corridor. I finally had some peace and quiet.

"OPEN UP IN THE NAME OF THE PRINCESS!!" boomed a voice, echoing from behind the door Strongbeard was guarding. He immediately opened it, and two ponies entered the corridor. The owner of the booming voice was Loudwhisper, who was very obviously enraged. She was fully armed and armored, her bow ready to fire at the slightest provocation. Behind her was Laggud, bearing on his back a filthy cloth sack filled with who knows what. They paused to speak with Strongbeard, and I took the opportunity to melt into the shadows behind me. I may be a trained killer, but I know when its best to avoid a confrontation. I heard them mention something about a prisoner being secure, and that the evidence had been found. They then proceeded into the throne room, not giving the shadow I was lurking in a second glance.

So once again I was alone, surrounded by the darkness that I've dwelt in so long. All at once the emotions that overcame me before arose once again, forcing me to the ground. All the doubts and fears that I'd held in came back in full force, filling my head with questions. What is wrong with me? Why does nopony understand me? How can a pony like me ever be with a pony like Solstice? Will I ever even see him again? I was alone in the darkness, and in the shadows I began once again to cry.

((And back to sadness. Will the angst never end?))

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: A Pony's Hell (Community Fort)
« on: November 02, 2011, 05:31:39 pm »
((Arg, and I'd almost finished my scene. Solstice, I think its best if you do the talking for this one. Flashbang is really not stable at this point and probably won't answer any questions. Anyway, once any questioning by Sepsi is done I've got almost a whole scene ready for afterwards. Hope we live through it. Oh, and Mobius? Have FUN:)) ))

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