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Messages - Spork The Slightly Insane

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Closest near-death experiences
« on: November 07, 2011, 12:36:07 pm »
Had my shield arm chopped off. Managed to kill three more people before the bleeding stopped. When it finally did stop I was extremely close to bleeding out. Three or four more turns would've done it.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Your best artifact ever
« on: July 31, 2011, 09:44:05 pm »
I just got a willow animal trap called "The Romantic Comedy" on it is an image of Burytrailed the gniess coffin in willow. It menaces with spikes of willow.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's your music choice?
« on: July 23, 2011, 01:34:08 pm »
Daft Punk, The Avalanches, and the JSRF soundtrack for me, with some Apocalyptica thrown in as well.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Funny but sad/disturbing moments in Dwarf fortress
« on: July 13, 2011, 11:00:29 pm »
Asmel Nomalenseb, dwarven child has gone beserk!
Asmel Nomalenseb, dwarven child has entered a martial trance!
Asmel Nomalenseb, dwarven child has bled to death.

All in the span of ~2 seconds.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: July 07, 2011, 08:46:16 pm »
I was ambushed by a group of goblins calling themselves

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DF Modding / Re: 0.31. MODDERS WORKSHOP (NEWCOMERS WELCOME!)
« on: June 03, 2011, 08:59:19 pm »
Nevermind, again.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Hilarious Historical Figures.
« on: February 13, 2011, 11:30:59 am »
Quote from: Dreggon on February 13, 2011, 04:28:41 am
Quote from: Spork The Slightly Insane on February 13, 2011, 02:29:39 am

/thread

Sheesh, not much point me posting now, being as I can't top that.

...what type of forgotten beast is it?
I didn't think of looking and I've already deleted the world.  :(

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Hilarious Historical Figures.
« on: February 13, 2011, 02:29:39 am »

/thread

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Body parts being stuck in fortifications?
« on: February 12, 2011, 10:49:44 pm »
Oh, I never thought of that. The body parts still rot after a while though.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Body parts being stuck in fortifications?
« on: February 12, 2011, 05:28:05 pm »
Exactly what it says in the title.

Anyways, I had a hallway with fortifications carved into the walls so my dorfs could make gobbo pincushions. I also had a few traps in there for good measure. One of the traps took a goblins arm off, and it went flying into the fortification, and kept alternation between the fortification and severed limb. The dorfs couldn't pull the arm out until I had the fortification deconstructed.

Has any else have this happen to them?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Sacrifical Help
« on: February 12, 2011, 03:56:42 pm »
Put an animal stockpile around the area you want to dump stuff off of. Make sure the open space is designated at a pit.
Or, b-j and build cages on a bridge of some sort, link them all up to a lever, then pull to release them. The retract the bridge

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: February 11, 2011, 06:46:46 pm »
Dear Urist McMason,

Thanks for getting the walls up in such a timely manner, instead of sleeping. Due to your haste (or lack thereof), we now have five dwarves with their heads caved in by a skeletal horse. Hope you can outrun it.

Regards,

Management

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What happens to items on a square that caves in?
« on: February 11, 2011, 10:10:21 am »
Ah, that's too bad. Although seeing a siege being crushed to death by stautes would be hilarious.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What happens to items on a square that caves in?
« on: February 11, 2011, 09:51:02 am »
Hmm... This gives me an idea.
Could you have a single floor tile, held up by a support, with items strewn around the support (preferably heavy), and link it to a pressure plate, and use it as sort of a shrapnel bomb? Id probably put a bait animal behind it, and channel the enemies through a one tile wide chokepoint, where the pressure plate would be.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Still no mayor?
« on: February 11, 2011, 09:34:03 am »
I think I saw on the wiki that when you have 20k exported, the liason will approach you about becoming a barony.

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