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Quote from: Keldane on April 06, 2011, 07:58:34 pm

I'm learning to fear pandas almost as much as badgers. Just after the first immigrant wave, one of my starting seven was mauled and killed by a panda that apparently took exception to him chopping down trees. Then, the first caravan was partially delayed when a gigantic panda charged in to attack one of the guards, ripping off one of his feet before retreating. Fortunately, they haven't stumbled into the fort itself yet, and they don't come in the same numbers as those badgers. I'm still wary, though.

Fuckin' pandas, man. They lull you into a false sense of security with their adorable antics, and once they gain your trust, BAM before you know what hit you you're lying face down choking on your own blood.

urist ukoslavia cancles cut tree: too busy adoring the pandas.

haha ok ok wait i just read a post and it says that they are elves not dorfs how do i do that? i want elf fortressclol :3

I still have no idea what he's talking about.

i made a mental hospital with small unit rooms with bad fod an water.  accidently opened all the doors to the cages and cells releasing the crazy dwarves. they killed the guards, doctors, and many others. i had to block off the area, restart, and try to kill them off one by one which is very difficult because they slaughtered the military. but they are all dead now because i flooded the the mental hospital with magma killing all the lunatics. now the crisis is over.

The dehydration will cure them in time. Alternately, an abundance of water-say, full 7/7 covering their level-should do the job even better. Magma will instantly cure them, and adding water to that will make their curing profitable.

oh really? well it just so happens that i have quie the abundance of magma right outside my mining entrance! lets say we channle it nto the asylum

Quote from: tree-puncher423 on April 05, 2011, 07:42:53 pm

most of my dwarves went crazy and are now feastng on flesh of thir brothers and other crazy dwarves. had to close down my insane asylum in dwarf fortress mode thnking about abandoning besides they ATE the military!!

That's not DF. Not even DF will your people go crazy and eat your military. And rip down your walls. Willingly.

okay i oversold it a bit, i had to block off my passageways and they pretty much hover over the walls. they ARE crazy, they didnt exactly "eat" the military but the slaughtered them. they didnt even have enough time to get to the weapons armory! and then they pretty much stole what was left of the guards and killed rodents and such that were there for food but they pretty much have gone insane... hai is there any way to cure them from the crazyness? i think its dehydration but idk they have plenty of clean water.

OH MAH GAWDZ!!! DEY ATEZ TEH DOCTORZ!!! DEY R TEH CRAZEZ!!!! kk now for some more legible grammar, they stupid crazy ppl ate my doctors treating their crazyness and i forgot to put locks o the doors where only docotors could open the with a few armed guards standing near. they all opened and yea no i have blocked off my asylum, my mines, my meeting hall, my industry distruct, my barracks, and im stuck in the trading market having to restart while the crazies set up their own farms and all that! they have been dieng and eating the corpses dear god what do i do?!?!! they ate my commander in chief of all military, my king, and my book keeper now all i have are the 7 dwarves i started with. maybe ill make my fortress a prison for the mentally ill!

edit: OH MY GAWD!!! their lose again! they cimbed up through the closed passageway to my new farm that i made connecting to my dining hall and apartments! they just eight 2 more dwarves and are now just tearing out the walls that i made to block them out! HELP D:

failing to make sperate locks and doors w/ levers in my asylum. all in all they just opened the door, ate my doctors, howled at the trees, purred ike kittens, and eventually got killed by wild boars. well that was a lovely five minutes ago >