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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: your best soldier ever.
« on: November 20, 2008, 06:47:37 am »
Google Doom: Repercussions of Evil.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: your best soldier ever.
« on: November 20, 2008, 04:13:34 am »
Ulrik Thunderfist waited. The lamps above him blinked and flickered out of the air. There
were demons in the fortress. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His
warnings to the Hammerer were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late
for now, anyway.
Ulrik was a marksdwarf for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the
warriors and he said to dad "I want to be on the fortifications daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in
the underground fortress of the dwarves he knew there were demons.
"This is Rakust" the message crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So Ulrik gotted his corssbow and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the spirit of fire and he fired the fireball. John
bolted at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were
trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The message said "No, Ulrik. You are the demons"
And then Ulrik was a goblin.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / WTF
« on: November 06, 2007, 08:39:00 pm »

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How clean is your fort?
« on: November 03, 2007, 03:55:00 am »
Try grates.

[ November 03, 2007: Message edited by: Cyberbob ]


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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Floor hatches in traps
« on: November 03, 2007, 01:56:00 am »
War dogs would work, as long as you put in a chute to send meat to them.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Floor hatches in traps
« on: November 03, 2007, 12:01:00 am »
I've been considering the viability of a trapped entrance corridor, with the floor covered in hatches linked to a single lever. When nasties enter, wait for them to all come inside, then throw the switch. A pit below the corridor could contain a variety of deadlies, including water or magma.

For added fun, make the pit a chute leading to the side of a tall cliff or chasm.  :p

How effective would a setup like this be?


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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Replicating Sparta
« on: September 07, 2007, 09:42:00 am »
My message for those who take 300 as a historical movie:

It isn't.


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Took me a while to pick it, but it was irregardless -> regardless.

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