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Messages - Magmodeus

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: May 16, 2012, 07:13:08 pm »
Started fortress after updating. 10 Minutes in..I've made a corridor track with a never ending minecart ride aka I set it to ride always. Everyone is dead except our woodcutter. He's just in that lonely, haunted, bloodstained corridor riding the minecart that killed all his friends...I bet he's having the time of his life.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: May 16, 2012, 07:02:53 pm »
Dear Urist McThrillRide

Yes I know the artifact minecart is cool. Yes I know that the tracks are insanely long but make you go faster than the speed it takes to start up my computer. I know I put the stop to ride always, but for the love of me, stop timing it so you crash into dwarves that are crossing. Yeah you wiped out the King, Queen, Baron, etc, but you're staining the marble tracks/walls and the minecart.

Sincerely, Played Too Much Rollercoaster Tycoon.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Worst Minecart Accidents?
« on: May 16, 2012, 06:37:39 pm »
Alright my entrance was refitted for a minecart trap, a 1 tile tall and insanely long corridor with tracks paved on it, the tracks would end next to a chute/pit that would drop the idiot who triggered the trap into the awaiting animal pit. The trap would separate an invader from the group because it would make the trap easier to reload. So there was a siege, everything was set up, minecart ready to go at the speed of sanic to ram the invaders. A dorf decides "Hey. I'll cut through the trap with our invisible master not noticing". I trigger the trap and then I just saw Urist McDumbass get rammed into a wall and drop into a pit of badgers. I laughed.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Easiest method of child removal?
« on: April 30, 2012, 11:24:37 pm »
You take the classic way, magma. Magma solves everything, including magma. You can also make them become cavern explorers and noble trap testers.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: April 30, 2012, 10:59:57 pm »
I'm unable to find anything I would deem hilarious in my latest world.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: How have you been dying recently?
« on: April 29, 2012, 01:12:14 am »
Maquahuitls and Atlatls

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« on: April 29, 2012, 01:09:24 am »
Quote from: RAKninja on April 29, 2012, 12:47:03 am
Quote from: Magmodeus on April 29, 2012, 12:04:08 am
You now realize that the dwarf's body is the axe and not the axe itself.
dwarven zen.
It's more like The Way of the Beard.

Urist McAcolyte: Sensei, teach me how to wield an axe
Urist McSensei: Hold it, then proceed to bite, kick, punch, and wrestle the enemy.

Urist McAcolyte: What about using shields?
Urist McSensei: Grab an infant.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's the lightest possible thing to make out of stone?
« on: April 29, 2012, 01:03:57 am »
...Gravel?

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: April 29, 2012, 12:23:21 am »
Just started an adventurer. She's an outsider. Robbing stores that give me stuff I need and hanging out in abandoned places.
Edit: Killed a vampire and drank her blood
Edit again: Died due to reptile man.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« on: April 29, 2012, 12:04:08 am »
You now realize that the dwarf's body is the axe and not the axe itself.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« on: April 28, 2012, 11:55:48 pm »
A ghost nation called the Deadspirit.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Uh-Oh moments
« on: April 28, 2012, 11:47:54 pm »
I had this vampire killed and his blood went into the main well. Closed it off, but a squad drank from it. Moved their barracks into this square room that was engraved. Walled them in, save for this raised bridge. Gremlin/imps or those little bastards that pull levers pull the lever.. Nothing came out.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: April 27, 2012, 09:08:58 pm »
Quote from: bukitodinos on April 27, 2012, 03:51:15 pm
sorry im a huge grammer nut.

writeing a 1500 word essay is not fun
Oh the iron knee.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What is your signature weapon?
« on: April 25, 2012, 10:42:45 pm »
Modded Wise: The maquahuitl. Allows for clean decapitations and dismemberments.

Vanilla Wise: Teeth, as in I knock teeth out and use them as weapons.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: December 28, 2011, 12:50:25 am »
Dear Urist McGarbageDisposal and Urist McPrisoner/Animalchucker

Use the garbage disposal pit next time instead dumping all the crap inside the meeting hall. Thanks to your stupidity I have to make more coffins and tombs.

Sincerely, Me

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