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Messages - Obdura

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 22, 2012, 04:16:31 am »
GET SELF ONTO HEROES LIST

REALIZE THIS BE MY REALM AND PULL THE ALMIGHTY SWORD OF SEVEN FROM GALAXY CORE

SILVER SURFER: DEFEND SPIDERMAN FROM RAPTORFANGAMER. PERSUADE SPIDEY TO JOIN OUR CAUSE

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 06, 2012, 07:36:32 pm »
MEH, WASN'T USING THOSE INNARDS ANYWAYS.

DESCEND FROM THE HEAVENS TO THIS DIMENSION IN TANGIBLE, NORMAL HERO-SIZED FORM CUZ THIS BATTLE HAS BEEN DRAGGING ON FOR TOO LONG. HURL COSMIC ENERGY BOLT AT LICH WHILE LORDSLOWPOKE COMMENCES PESTERING.

SILVER SURFER: ASSIST DIRG WITH THE WAILING


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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 03, 2012, 06:00:49 pm »
TAKE A COLOSSAL COSMIC INTER-DIMENSIONAL DUMP ON HEROES, EMPOWERING THEM WITH CELESTIAL POOP ENERGY AND CURING MY RECTAL CANCER IN THE PROCESS

SILVER SURFER: RETRIEVE BOARD AND CONFRONT BUSINESSMAN


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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 02, 2012, 07:07:07 pm »
WARP SPACE AND TIME AROUND ICECREAM (INCLUDING DIRG MONSTROSITY), TURN THEM INTO MAYONNAISE 

SILVER SURFER: STOP ASSAULT AND PERFORM BACKSIDE 4320 KICKFLIP. PROPEL BOARD INTO RANDOM BOSS AT SPEED OF LIGHT

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 05:44:58 pm »
HA, AM UNTOUCHABLE ALL-POWERFUL WATCHER, SUMMON AND ORDER SILVER SURFER TO USE THE POWER COSMIC (PREFERABLY ON BADIES AND GUYS TRYING TO BLOW SHIT UP)

CREATE BLOCKBUSTER FILM OF THE MILLENNIUM BY FILMING BATTLE, OBTAIN NOBEL PRIZE

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 03:27:23 pm »
FORGET PROM, THERE IS/ARE LICH(S) TO VANQUISH

BECOME INTER-DIMENSIONAL BEING

BOOST MORALE ON 'HEROES' SIDE BY PROVIDING WORDS OF WISDOM/ENCOURAGEMENT

(yes I will keep trying)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 05:00:57 am »
CURSE FATE AND GET TOSSED INTO FRAY AS NEW CHARACTER

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 03:07:29 am »
SLITHER TO THE HEROES' AID AND BE USEFUL FOR ONCE, DISTRIBUTING BAGS OF POPCORN FURTHERING ENJOYMENT OF CUTSCENE

HURL GIANT CHUNK OF FLESH/CRUSHED ARMOR PIECE AT DIRG TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS OUT OF MORBID CURIOSITY

HOBNOB WITH THE GRIM REAPER HIMSELF IN ORDER TO OBTAIN (UN)RIGHTEOUS NEW FORM OF MY VERY OWN

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 02:35:52 am »
DANG.

BEING A CRIME AGAINST NATURE, UNNATURALLY REVERT BACK TO PREVIOUS STATE BEFORE CRUSHING

IF NOT SPLIT FROM YOINK AND BURST OUT OF PILE OF FLESH AS NORMAL AVERAGE JOE KNIGHT

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 02:04:54 am »
CLIMB OUT OF ABYSS

GET REVENGE ON CAERWYN BY CRUSHING HIM BACK

IGNORE ULTIMATE TASK AT HAND AND ATTEND COFFEE BREAK CUZ APPARENTLY I MISSED OUT ON THAT

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 01:22:08 am »
LIVE ON AS PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY ETERNAL SHAME

SUN WARRIOR NO GOOD. EXPLORE HELL AND FIND NEW LINE OF WORK AS ABYSSAL KNIGHT. ARMOR, SWORD AND ALL THAT JAZZ

TECHNICALLY STILL GOODIE GOODIE HERO, SO USE VOLLEYBALL PARTNER'S LIFE FORCE TO RESURRECT INTO 300FT TALL GLITTERING BLACK ARMORED SENTINEL

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: July 31, 2012, 09:26:10 pm »
"My condolences, heroes!"

MAKE GOD AWFUL EXCUSE FOR MY ACTIONS

PARTICIPATE IN YOINK'S BEACH VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT WHILE SHOWING LICH A GOOD TIME

ANTI-CRUSH YOINK SHOULD HE BE CRUSHED

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: July 31, 2012, 07:55:42 pm »
SCORN SELF FOR SUB PAR ENTRY

UTILIZE SUN WARRIOR SPECIFIC ABILITIES AND REJUVENATE ALL HEROES

MAKE SNARKY COMMENTS AT LICH AND HIS MINIONS

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: July 31, 2012, 05:18:36 am »
LEAP INTO BATTLE WITH GLORIOUS DISPLAY OF COLORFUL FLASHY FLASHY IN ATTEMPT TO BLIND EVERYONE ON BATTLEFIELD, MORALLY CONFUSED


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