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DF General Discussion / Re: Retard's Fortress
« on: August 24, 2012, 01:39:40 pm »
Like underground river?
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Doesn't matter had seat.It might be... well, similar to the damn elves, but you can't tell me that you wouldn't want to at least sit in that.
"Hey Neonivek, do you want to sit in this living tree chair that is lumpy, doesn't have a seat, and is way too small for you?"
"You crazy!?! I love sitting in horrible horrible chairs that will try to kill me!"
"Ohh no the Chair it has a knife!"
"BUDDY NOO! Don't worry, I will find a doctor... the best doctor in the whole dang world!"
"Its too late Neonivek, I am sorry... sorry I tried to make you sit in that chair"
"Don't be man, don't be... Well sit in other chairs, better chairs... maybe they will be made of nails and sharp shards of glass"
"Stop trying to make me feel better... I fear that this is it"
"BUUUUUUDDDDDYYYY!!!!"
No it's not really playable and nobody has even really touched it since late 2010, so don't expect anybody here to really know anything about considering 80% of the people here didn't join until well after it's board closed.You seem to know a bit of this game.where did you download it ?I was wondering this myself, considering Toady stopped official distributions several years ago.