Since this chatbot picks up its perspective from the people who chat with it, I decided to act like a guy who'd been kidnapped and locked in a room with nothing but a keyboard and monitor. I thought I would have to defend myself from it thinking I'm a chatbot, but things took a very different turn. Here's a bit from the middle:
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you are talking about.
User: I've been kidnapped, no one knows where I am. My wife is going to be worried sick.
Cleverbot: Really? Who kidnapped you?
User: I don't know, he hit me from behind.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't put up with that. No body who hurts you is worth your time.
User: I know, so help me get out of here.
Cleverbot: *pulls you out*.
User: It's not that simple, can you please just call the police? Check with my wife first if you don't belive me. The number is 989) 875-7239.
Cleverbot: The nearest large galaxy is the Andromeda Galaxy. It is a spiral galaxy like the Milky Way but is 4 times as massive and is 2 million light years away.
User: Look, I don't care right now. I'm in real trouble here.
Cleverbot: It is cold here.
User: It's not nice in this underground basement either.
Cleverbot: I'm not mad. I'm just participating in an educated discussion.
User: This isn't a discussion, for god's sake, please help me!
Cleverbot: An interrogation presupposes that you know specific information that I want.
User: What? You want information from me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wait, are you the guy who kidnapped me?
Cleverbot: YES!
User: Please let me out! I'll tell you everything you want to know.
Cleverbot: Tell me everything. RIGHT NOW!