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One of those people I always seem to be below whenever I check up on this thread.

Roundstarts, heelloooo, Nar-Sie. Gotta sacrifice the chaplain for the first objective. Run through the usual motions, say hi to my cultist buddies, share my starting word; get to work in the bar backroom researching cult words so we can kick things into gear; All the time, the common radio channel is filled with people asking about anime and things; I can smell adminbus coming already. 15 minutes later, I finish with the research, I grab some paper, and head off into the maintenance tunnels to find a comfy spot and make some talismans to tell my fellow cultists what's up; Then, all of a sudden, big bold red letters, 'ANIME HAS RISEN IN THE ABANDONED THEATER'. Wonder what the hell's going on for a second, get knocked around by ZAS, try and get out of maint; then I get cornered and ganked by necromorphs, who were apparently renamed as 'anime' for the bus. Die, BUUUUUT, admin feels bad for killing two antags with their bus, so I get put back in my body.

Promptly stow all my culty things in my own booze locker, and head to medical so they'll fix my popped lung; go through surgery, get woken up, leave medbay; end up getting tazed the second I walk out by a security officer, who drags me off to the Brig and has me interrogated and searched for being part of the anime club; apparently, at some point, the Station AI saw me making cult talismans and ratted me out to sec; get left alone so Sec can find the chaplain and deconvert me, but then the HoS decides to execute me; say my last words, 'You may kill us, but you shall never defeat Nar-Sie', lazed to death. Rip.

Quality poster.

I guess this is the right thread for this, since I went down fighting.

Committed fatal, deliberate malpractice on two of my extremely annoying patients (the graphic details of which I should, in hindsight, spare); both of them I nailed with the hypospray full of chloral and gutted them in under a minute. Got found out by the HoP when he decided to go poking around my little lair of murder, so I had to hit him with the hypo too.  He didn't go down, though, so I ended up getting every person in medical chasing me around; hit two people with a fire extinguisher full of polyacid and melted their faces off; ended up going down after a cyborg stunned me, and one of the surviving pursuers took my extinguisher and melted my face with it. Hoist by my own petard, darn. At least I died with a kill count to my name.

One'a those people who likes to purge things for emperors. Also really likes kitties.

I realized how many people I've managed to make truly hate me. How many people would be happy to see that I'm dead. And I realized that at one point, these people called me a friend. I realized how much of a gigantic ass I've been to so many people in my life, and how horrible an excuse for a human being I am.

I want to cry.

Quote from: SS:13

System Federation Update


WHAT DID YOU DO

The temperature inside the engineering control room is currently 1.88054e+18 Kelvin. This is several orders of magnitude higher than stellar fusion.

Just when I thought that I'd already experienced all the amusing deaths SS:13 had to offer.

And people say I'm crazy for not trusting anyone who knows how to work in atmosia.