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I don't think I've heard of anything. What exactly are the features you're looking for?

I know that fees and taxes and whatnot probably take a sizable chunk out of your sales revenue, but it looks like you just made a boatload of cash. Any fun plans for the money? DF-related or not.

I suggest, as a fitting end, to release the demon horde onto the surface. Preferably after walling off the inhabited areas of your fort.

Paranoia is a tabletop game where you are a Troubleshooter in the future. With the help of glorious Friend Computer, you shoot trouble.
Types of trouble to shoot include:

• Those dirty commies.
• Mutants!
• Secret Societies, including the dirty commies and mutants.
• "Innocent" bystanders.
• The poor.
• Your own teammates who have turned against Friend Computer!

There tends to be a lot of both humor and friendly fire, as well as humorous friendly fire and friendly fire resulting from a poor sense of humor. Unfortunately, I have no friends in real life! But, thanks to the glory of the internet, it is possible to play JParanoia, which is Paranoia, with a J! The J stands for internet, so you can play it online. If you click on this link right over here it'll take you to a dropbox where you can download a funky fresh folder with Jparanoia on it. Then you can follow these instructions to make your own character, or follow the directions in the readme provided to abandon me and host your own game.

To make a character:
1. Open the Fresh Paranoia Folder
2. Open the JPChargen folder
3. Run JPChargen.jar
4. set a name for yourself, of the format "something-R-SOMETHINGINALLCAPS", like Cit-R-ZEN, or Com-R-DOM.
5. Hit roll all, and don't change any of the stats, societies or mutant powers(I'm trusting ya'll to be good about sticking to what the RNG gives you)
6. Hit "Adjust Skills" and adjust your skills to your liking. EDIT: Because I'm mean, no skills over 6.
7. Hit save and exit, then look in playerdata for your character. It will be "Yourname.txt"
8. Upload that wherever I can download it easily for GM purposes, and PM me the link.

Post in this thread to tell me if you wanna play some time, and we can discuss what times/dates would work best for everybody. There's no limit on players because Chaos is Fun!, but I'd like at least 3.

14)Assault Rifles are the only guns that matter. Assault Rifles are king in vanilla LCS, killing armored and unarmored Conservatives just fine. Pistols will pretty much bounce off of body armor most of the time, and melee weapons like knives don't do anything, even though Kevlar doesn't protect against knife attacks in reality.

M249s are THE SHIT though, a squad of six people with high heavy weapons skill and M249s can easily go toe to toe with six navy seals, and will fully destroy a tank in one turn. Plus, it's easier to get a squad with high strength than high agility, because with augmentations, you can add 7 base strength to all of your Liberals and make them tanks

Once rumors are more thoroughly implemented, will the personality of people who witness an event affect the speed at which a rumor spreads? For example, if I hand off an artifact to a lord and his bodyguards are very gregarious, or lack a sense of duty, would they be more likely to spread the rumor than guards who had the opposite traits? On a related note, would relationship between witnesses and the people involved in an event relate to the speed at which a rumor spreads?

Quote from: Yourmaster on March 29, 2016, 07:47:26 pm

I love Drake!

Work for self
Name: Kelly Jackson
Sex/Gender: Female
Age: 24
Company: LaxrTech

+1

+gun

Back away from the thing, fire at it, and scream until I lose my voice.