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((FUCK guys, come ON you don't get it yet! WE NEED TO INCREASE HIS STATS))

Send Grate to toddler Boot Camp to increase his Survivoulous

or

Take Grate to Vegas so he can count cards and flirt with the ladies to increase Businessness and Dappertude

or

Take Grate to a theological debate to increase his Cynicism

((Well, you could try to make another bag.

Since, y'know, you ARE in a competitive Tailor's house....))

Moved to General Discussions, as requested.

ONIONS. BACK TO THE ONION GOD. LEY US HAVE AN UPDATE.

FORSOOTH, THY ONION GODS DID SAYETH "LET THERE BE PROGRESS" AND PROGRESS WAS MADE!

((Because Islam stopped the wars, while we Christians proceeded to have holy wars for a few centuries after.
And because Christians as a whole are kinda snobbish. Hell, look at where we think we are in the world.))

((We could continue this discussion in PM, if you want me to answer that. I don't really want to clog this anymore.))

Quote from: WhitiusOpus on January 28, 2014, 04:27:11 pm

((I'm in agreement for stopping the religious conversation, but I need to point out, Seriously GWG, what the hell? besides the ER thread, what is your problem with christianity? Besides that point, I may seem contradicting, but Islam has way more examples of "We make war because our god said." Not through improper communication, which was what hapened with christianity, but because it is in the Quran.))

((Honestly? The main reason is that I know a hell of a lot more Biblical trivia than...Quranical? Is that a word? I don't know as much about Islam, is what I'm trying to say. If I knew enough about Islam to not look like an idiot, and could quote specific Quran passages and verses to support my point, I'd be more likely to "criticize" Islam. Relatedly, very few people know much about the Quran, so any pokes I made at it would go over pretty much everyone's heads. Well, except the Muslims, of course.))

((That... Makes sense. But still, why the need to criticize in the first place? Anyway, refer to the above for continuation of conversation, lets go back to a place where Onions are the only religion .))

((I'm in agreement for stopping the religious conversation, but I need to point out, Seriously GWG, what the hell? besides the ER thread, what is your problem with christianity? Besides that point, I may seem contradicting, but Islam has way more examples of "We make war because our god said." Not through improper communication, which was what hapened with christianity, but because it is in the Quran.))

Climb onto the nerd's chest and recreate the scene from Indiana Jones and rip his heart out. 'Cus Im'a honey badger, and I giveth no shits.

You skipped meh.