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"Oh. Hello there. It appears I am in need of minions. Would any of you be willing to take the job?"

"Well screw you."
Start salvaging tech from everything in a fifty yard radius.

Make a psychically resonant  psychocite array. Begin meditating on your own mind and connection to Lightning. Psychic powers are awesome. They cost no pp to get and  no mana to use. Afterwards cast a two mana Enfeeble and jog around checking the traps.

What happened to my water wheel mainspring?

Name: Kingsly Notevylsparklefriend
Aspect: Morally unquestionable, miraculous yet mostly sane science.
Race: human/succubus/unicorn
((Turns out both the succubus and mad scientist were asextual heteromantic. Since the scientist was raised with old fashioned ideas of how a gentleman should treat a lady he killed the unicorns as a favor keeping some DNA for his science. After all the weird gods left they slowly fell in love and performed in-vitro fertilization with some added unicorn because, well, mad scientist. They live in the abandoned unicorn planes with their son as a rare haven from the angels hidden away in a god's playroom. Kingsly decided to take his science to the worlds backwards and slightly to the left just recently.))

Grass and twilight. Our pokemons energy not ours.

Quote from: The Moonlit Shadow on August 26, 2015, 08:55:58 am

Teleport back to Earth some other inhabitable planet and start playing this song. It's drum and base/ambient, so we should be alright.

Ok, but use the ambient vibrations to repair the thingy, preferably using the "base" to get all the people its lodged in inside it. Also, mix it with our transport.

If clever track mixing won't force siz dozen corpses into a legendary Ming Dynasty vase, then David Bowie's voice will.

+1

We can do that after we turn the main city back to normal. I don't want the being I plan to deal with to steal the  magic from our awesome plants.
EDIT: Just to be clear I plan to offer souls to Order, a deity in Journey to Chaos. He'll use his powers to restore the city but most of the payment will be trying to keep him from ripping out the other magic or turning the dirt surrounding the city back into sand. So even if he doesn't rip out the plant's chaotic magic then the dirt they're planted on will turn into whatever the roof was made of.
PANICKED EDIT: Shit I just realised that'll jeopardise our deal with helios. New plan! Just lure the bandits with booze. We can offer them as potential Ordercrafters instead. This will obviously backfire but hopefully we can crush them and get some sweet ordercraft loot out of it.