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Roll To Dodge / Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« on: February 18, 2014, 06:41:10 pm »
I got two ideas...

1:
Have Grate hunt the one known as piecewise on the internet for he's some kind of guy with strange enough powers to create a game that happens to be based on us and grate. So perhaps making him max out Grate's stats in his game would would make our Grate into.... whatever maxed out stats would turn him into.

2:
Have Grate hunt down the Random Number God just like he did when he was.... 5? 6? And turn him into Grate's slave so that whenver the whims of randomness would affect him, he'd always get the ideal outcome for him.... that or screw with other people's randomness.
First hunt down the god and use his powers to influence the rolls of Grate's epic battle with piecewise.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: You Are Locked In A Room
« on: February 18, 2014, 06:39:19 pm »
David
The ceiling appears to be dispensing neurotoxin.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a Dragon
« on: February 18, 2014, 06:32:32 pm »
What's stopping us from just flying overhead and burning the forest down?
nothing...

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a Dragon
« on: February 18, 2014, 02:47:39 pm »
Steam and claw combo!

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Aye, but there's generally a better reason than 'They're my race'. On a city level, some amount is tolerable. On a god level, less so, as it holds the power to wipe things out both far too easily and boringly.
Not necessarily. Sure it's not "that's my race" but several time in history there have been wars over "their race is inferior and should be exterminated".

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Roll To Dodge / Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« on: February 18, 2014, 02:43:43 pm »
There is only one thing left to be done now!
Have Grate swear vengeance on d6s everywhere for this treachery.

+1 and have Grate burn down every single fucking place that is remotely connected to the usage of d6's. d12's shall rise!
No. Have Grate design a D3, and make sure every game uses them for everything.
+1

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Also, Froggy, next time you should least smite in a way that creates an actual story. Making some hydra get the quest to kill the giant magical elemental is cool. Just smiting it is boring.
I would have but I can't talk to or lead the hydras without a avatar
Regardless, given the fact that GWG has done nothing against you, carry on and change the action. Unprovoked attacks are not going to be tolerated without good worldbuilding reasons
Well that's historically inaccurate. :/

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Also, Froggy, next time you should least smite in a way that creates an actual story. Making some hydra get the quest to kill the giant magical elemental is cool. Just smiting it is boring.
I would have but I can't talk to or lead the hydras without a avatar... you know what I'll change my action but this is far from over GWG.
2. I think the hydras' head number would have to change. The avatar has four heads, one to breathe/be each element. The hydras, AFAIK, do not have any such thing.
The hydras breath the elements as well.
Sorryx if it sounds like I'm forcing you to do it, GWG. As for the Hydras, I don't think they're Hydras at all. They sound more like dragons than anything else.
Yeah hydras are effectively the siamese twins of dragonkind as per the lore of You Are the Heads of a Hydra.

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I actually half expected DarkPaladin to smite them as soon as I made them and he hade the power to do so. We are only working together in the sense that we are building the same world. We aren't really helping each other and I fully expect us all to go to war during the third age. Also, as for poor roleplaying Gods were horrible to each other on a regular basis I think that even including what I've done we are one of the tamer pantheons.
"No. Just no."
Zorgoth smites GWG's hydra avatar.
It's not a hydra, it's a four-headed draconic force of nature!

Jerk.
It's a four headed dragon with power over the elements a hydra is:
Hydra
4 headed, element breathing, winged lizards
> (Sect of The Froggy Ninja) Hold great respect for ancestors
I claim hydras under my domain. It's like copyright: You can make something similar but if you make a hydra it is within my godly rights to smite it.
1. The dragon doesn't have wings. Reread the turn.
Not all dragons have wings, you racist.
2. Your hydras are lizards that breathe elements. The creature in question is literally made of elements. It's an elemental.
It's still a four headed dragon with power over nature that can fly.

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"No. Just no."
Zorgoth smites GWG's hydra avatar.
It's not a hydra, it's a four-headed draconic force of nature!

Jerk.
It's a four headed dragon with power over the elements a hydra is:
Hydra
4 headed, element breathing, winged lizards
> (Sect of The Froggy Ninja) Hold great respect for ancestors
I claim hydras under my domain. It's like copyright: You can make something similar but if you make a hydra it is within my godly rights to smite it.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Dawn of Worlds IC
« on: February 18, 2014, 11:13:33 am »
"No. Just no."
Zorgoth creates an avatar, a great hydra sorcerer risen from The Scar.

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Search the area for anything useful left behind in the ruins.
Assist in this action.
I too will search.

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Gragnard, Male

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That's what I feel is necessary. The 1 month of meat should be mixed into the soldiers normal rations in small pieces, to keep them from complaining too much. Edits are welcome.

As for the flag, I'd say so
+1 Also add:
a Personal Guard -20 Gold
10 Dried Foods -10
10 Dried Meats -20
216 Gold left -100 Gold a season
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Convert: Reboot edition
« on: February 17, 2014, 09:04:21 pm »
David bestows his prophet with holy coolness.

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@USEC_OFFICER
Friendly fire is a thing, keep that in mind. :3
Dude I took a lance to the chest... As long as you don't crit I'll be fine.

:3 right back at you. Robert can take an arrow or two, right?

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