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Kitten has been struck down X 10

10?

More like 89.

Here is one that I have completed on my old (and best EVER) fort.

It isn't necessarily a megaproject, but it is very complicated and tricky to make in certain situations.


Create a shower to clean your dwarves.

I was sick of all my dwarves being covered in mud, goblin blood, their own blood, and vomit. So I made a pump system that continuously sprayed a healthy dose of 4 level water over the entrance to the dining hall, ensuring everyone would be eventually washed.

The big challenge is dealing with space restraints, and finding an efficient way to keep your dwarves from drowning (nobody drowned in my project, but a few almost did and one almost starved to death when he got caught behind a hole I was digging and couldn't fil back in without flooding my fort  ).

Anyway, try it. It also gives your dwarves very happy thoughts.

He has made one of the best/most unique games ever, within the top 3.

He does it all for free.

He is devoted to his work.

-You have fifty carp on your map, and they do not all die in the first winter.
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I just make my own water supply. My greatest fort ever had a carp infested river right next to it.

-You have unicorns which will just not leave you alone, and just keep coming back in herds.
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Fuck unicorns, I just kill them! It gives me something to do between goblin massacres.

-It's your first migrant wave, and you have a soaper, a soaper, three fisher dwarfs, and a soaper. To add you have no weapons which to create your first military.
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I make weapons! I give them useful jobs! Rawr!

-First goblin ambush, and you loose half of your useful dwarfs.
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Make more useful dwarves and melt the dead goblin's armour into weapons and armour of my own!

-Your best laid plans in trying to get rid of your kittens results in them all being adopted by your butcher. YOU HAD THIRTY TINY WALKING MEALS IN THAT TIN CAGE!
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Pet cats suck, but I would just cheat to get them killed, or figure out a way to drop them from a crazy high up place. If the butcher gets killed to, whatever. The next soap making immigrant can be a butcher.

-No matter how hard you seem to try your fort runs slower than a one legged horse.
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My greatest for ever (the one by the carp river) ran slower than molasses glued to a snail.

-Another migrant wave! Let's see, a noble, a noble, three more nobles, and a soap maker. The hell is soap?
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Kill the nobles and make the soap maker a soldier. If I'm getting this many nobles, I must have a good fort.

-Your first siege.
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HOT DAMN 

-An over looked dwarf who fought a fire monster returns to the barracks.
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Station him at the edge of the map as goblin invasion decoy.

-No more sieges...
[1]
The game loses all meaning and I die a little inside.

I have a few suggestions.

Get lots of war dogs.

Put lots of weapon traps at your entrance.

Just lock the doors to your fort, and shoot at them or something.

Holy shit self aware dwarves 

I didn't change anything with hunting.  Whatever happened is probably just a coincidence.

You big fat liar, we know you did something.

Can someone post a link to the newest Dwarf Foreman config?