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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Dorfday: The Heist - Murder is tax deductible! (Players are welcome!)
« on: December 01, 2013, 04:27:46 am »
What about me? Did I score some points or get some wounds? And what squad I'm in, anyway?
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Dorfday: The Heist - Toughest granny ever (Players are welcome!)
« on: November 25, 2013, 06:17:54 am »
From the diary of 'RoughRogue' Mosusnish, Engr Overs whoever...
Seems like I'm run outta weed. And... where the heck am I?! It doesn't look like Mafolasdug I've overseen a couple of days ago.
Somebeard I asked about that gave me a strange look and got away as quickly as he could. What? Did I forget to brush my teeth?
Oh. And what are these in my hands? This one is definitely an axe. Did they demote me to woodcutter? What a drag... But the thing in the second hand looks like a knife. A large knife. Err... dammit, I forgot the word... Hey Mr. X, can you tell me?
... ... ...
It's finally gone. Maybe he visits only overseers?
"Hey, recruit Mosusnish, move yer lazy ass! The striking demonstration is about to begin! We don't need a dual-wielding dumbass that don't even know how to land a hit!"
Who just said that? Ehm... recruit Mosu... whaaAAT?!! When did I join the military? How could I leave my we... er... my work?
You asked them to let you smash apart some goblins or undead or undead goblins, whatever. So they decided to give you a chance. I don't know what kind of weed did you smoke that day.
Oh... shit.
"RECRUIT!!!"
Oh shittiest of shitty shit...
"Yes, yes, I'm already on."
I need a smoke. I really do.
Seems like I'm run outta weed. And... where the heck am I?! It doesn't look like Mafolasdug I've overseen a couple of days ago.
Somebeard I asked about that gave me a strange look and got away as quickly as he could. What? Did I forget to brush my teeth?
Oh. And what are these in my hands? This one is definitely an axe. Did they demote me to woodcutter? What a drag... But the thing in the second hand looks like a knife. A large knife. Err... dammit, I forgot the word... Hey Mr. X, can you tell me?
... ... ...
It's finally gone. Maybe he visits only overseers?
"Hey, recruit Mosusnish, move yer lazy ass! The striking demonstration is about to begin! We don't need a dual-wielding dumbass that don't even know how to land a hit!"
Who just said that? Ehm... recruit Mosu... whaaAAT?!! When did I join the military? How could I leave my we... er... my work?
You asked them to let you smash apart some goblins or undead or undead goblins, whatever. So they decided to give you a chance. I don't know what kind of weed did you smoke that day.
Oh... shit.
"RECRUIT!!!"
Oh shittiest of shitty shit...
"Yes, yes, I'm already on."
I need a smoke. I really do.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Dorfday: The Heist - Toughest granny ever (Players are welcome!)
« on: November 24, 2013, 03:56:14 am »Is Axe okay, or would you like to choose another weapon?No, axe's ok. Or would she better get a sword? Oh, that's it! Give her both axe and sword. True berserkers use both hands, you know. F**k the shield, weed protects better!
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Dorfday: The Heist - Toughest granny ever (Players are welcome!)
« on: November 23, 2013, 04:03:25 am »
Military? ME? Uh... HELL YEAH!!! Just give me some weed before the battle and you'll see how they can fly. Live goblins, dead goblins, undead goblins... or humans, or elves, or dwa... err, vampires, and all that forgotten suckers! I'll engrave the image of grinning death on their faces!! ARRRGHH!!!
*'RoughRogue' Mosusnish, Recruit, has gone berserk!*
*'RoughRogue' Mosusnish, Recruit, has gone berserk!*
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Dorfday: The Heist - The Empress demands! (Players are welcome!)
« on: November 19, 2013, 01:44:50 am »
About the king's trap. I couldn't remember what do we put in each of its floors. The lower one must have been filled with cheese, if I remembered correct, and the upper with slate (or was it slade? I'm a dabbling geologist:) Whatever, the fortress has not enough of that stone). There were two empty floors remain, and they made me think what to do with them. Gold, as somebeard offered... and the last one should be filled with something sharp I think. Masterwork weapons maybe. ADAMANTINE masterwork weapons! We surely love our king... with some kind of special love. So we've got to make a really great funeral for him. I offer 3 stages: 1) bury the king with all that stuff. 2) pour magma on it! 3) pour water in magma and engrave something like an image of the melting crown on the produced obsidian floor. And after that make a dining hall there with the king's memorial in center. And... welcome to the Burning King's!
*leaves the strange mood*
*leaves the strange mood*
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Dorfday: The Heist - The Empress demands! (Players are welcome!)
« on: November 17, 2013, 11:18:34 am »
Save&Log
Here I go. Year ended in the middle of the greenskin siege and the dorfs are celebrating my descension from the Overseer's chair:)
Here I go. Year ended in the middle of the greenskin siege and the dorfs are celebrating my descension from the Overseer's chair:)
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Dorfday: The Heist - The Empress demands! (Players are welcome!)
« on: November 17, 2013, 12:42:33 am »
I've got a vampire in the fortress. It seems like it came with the last migration wave. I'm 85% sure who it is. What to do with the suspect? Wall him in? Crush him with the drawbridge? Let him take a walk outside (I forgot to tell ya but I'm sieged by humans & greenskins joint forces led by a dwarf engraver)?
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Dorfday: The Heist - When goblins fly (Players are welcome!)
« on: November 16, 2013, 03:59:34 am »
Most likely tomorrow my log will be on DFFD. I'm halfway.
Oh yes, please change my profession to "Empress", and Fire Crazy's to "Empress Consort" (If he doesn't mind), please, thank you!Done, Your Majesty Empress of the Plump Helmet Fields:)
Dorf me as the busiest dorf so I can be a loner forever.A loner forever? Hm... only if I wall you off. Most of fortress dwarves are partying all the time, including myself:) What about dorfing you as a soldier?
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Dorfday: The Heist - When goblins fly (Players are welcome!)
« on: November 14, 2013, 06:03:16 am »I'm not sure if he still reads thread, though.If you mean me, I'm still here. But i'd like to make my turn before Nov 19 cause that day I leave for half a month.
Hope you understood that babbling. I'm not good at human language at all.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Dorfday: The Heist - Marksdwarf Elite (Players are welcome!)
« on: November 03, 2013, 04:03:55 am »
From the diary of 'RoughRogue' Mosusnish, Engraver
It gets boring. No work and no weed. Well, at least they have some nice booze here and it makes me almost happy.
All the dorfz here look like... ahem... tough-guys-with-the-big-crossbows, you know what I mean. Heh, in beardlinghood I always dreamt to be one and it looks the dreams come true.
Someone went mad couple of days ago, he screamed that dead walk outside our walls. "Ha ha ha, those dudes are crazy, how could lifeless corpses walk?" I thought, but skin crawling from the butchery by itself in my sight quickly changed my mind. Holy carp, I've never need a smoke more than that moment. But now it's quiet, dead are dead again and the dumbass dwarven (shame on her!) necromancer who was so kind to bring her ass right under our bolts now rests in peace inside our walls. What the hell? Isn't it too honorable for the betrayer of our kin to be put to rest among the stones? If I was in charge here I'd throw her damned bones into lava! Well, maybe it's because we have no lava here? Anyway, now Celldrums... aw, I forgot the goddamn name again... is the typical provincial outpost, quiet and boring. Waahh, it makes me sleepy...
It gets boring. No work and no weed. Well, at least they have some nice booze here and it makes me almost happy.
All the dorfz here look like... ahem... tough-guys-with-the-big-crossbows, you know what I mean. Heh, in beardlinghood I always dreamt to be one and it looks the dreams come true.
Someone went mad couple of days ago, he screamed that dead walk outside our walls. "Ha ha ha, those dudes are crazy, how could lifeless corpses walk?" I thought, but skin crawling from the butchery by itself in my sight quickly changed my mind. Holy carp, I've never need a smoke more than that moment. But now it's quiet, dead are dead again and the dumbass dwarven (shame on her!) necromancer who was so kind to bring her ass right under our bolts now rests in peace inside our walls. What the hell? Isn't it too honorable for the betrayer of our kin to be put to rest among the stones? If I was in charge here I'd throw her damned bones into lava! Well, maybe it's because we have no lava here? Anyway, now Celldrums... aw, I forgot the goddamn name again... is the typical provincial outpost, quiet and boring. Waahh, it makes me sleepy...
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Dorfday: The Heist - Marksdwarf Elite (Players are welcome!)
« on: November 02, 2013, 04:34:16 am »
Is my dorf drafted or does he continue to memorialize all around on the walls of the fortress?
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Dorfday: The Heist - Chamberdrums besieged! (Players are welcome!)
« on: October 30, 2013, 07:02:46 pm »
From the diary of 'RoughRogue' Mosusnish
Can't remember what was the name of that strange dorf back in M-home, but his weed was as awesome as his booze! Uh, that was pretty cool and pretty realistic trip. I almost believe that I really was in the caravan leading to the outpost of whatchamacallit... Drumbass? Bassdrums? Er... Somethin' related to the drums I guess. There were some goblins on the way and someone smashed'em to the dirt, maybe it was me. After arrival to that Drumstuff fortress I had been made an engraver and even got own room and tools and stuff... and then... then... WAIT WHAT?!! Wasn't it a trip? Aw carp, where am I?
They say it's local outpost of Chamberdrums and they've never heard 'bout my formal home. Shit shit shit shit... I need a drink. Or weed, that'd be better.
But wha... Where's that wonderful smell comin' from? It's not a dream, they must have some goddamn Blade here! Heh heh, looks like I got a nice new home...
Can't remember what was the name of that strange dorf back in M-home, but his weed was as awesome as his booze! Uh, that was pretty cool and pretty realistic trip. I almost believe that I really was in the caravan leading to the outpost of whatchamacallit... Drumbass? Bassdrums? Er... Somethin' related to the drums I guess. There were some goblins on the way and someone smashed'em to the dirt, maybe it was me. After arrival to that Drumstuff fortress I had been made an engraver and even got own room and tools and stuff... and then... then... WAIT WHAT?!! Wasn't it a trip? Aw carp, where am I?
They say it's local outpost of Chamberdrums and they've never heard 'bout my formal home. Shit shit shit shit... I need a drink. Or weed, that'd be better.
But wha... Where's that wonderful smell comin' from? It's not a dream, they must have some goddamn Blade here! Heh heh, looks like I got a nice new home...
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Dorfday: The Heist - Chamberdrums besieged! (Players are welcome!)
« on: October 30, 2013, 04:10:31 pm »
Sign me up to the players list.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Dorfday: The Heist - The arrival in Chamberdrums (Players needed!)
« on: October 26, 2013, 07:39:03 pm »
Another dwarf requestion. Any skills and treats, but i'd prefer a peasant who can't live without booze and likes bears. I'm Russian, you see 