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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: May 12, 2014, 01:34:52 pm »
Legendary+5 Ambusher.  Magma Gear; Fire Snake.  Every baby born to goblins, snatched away to the Mountainhome.

WWUD if he ran a restaurant?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« on: May 12, 2014, 12:39:51 pm »

Summon Giant Cave Spider.  Throw webs at the EVERYTHING.

1: You summon a carp instead. It is trying to kill you.



Filet the carp.  Necro thread.  Deep fry all the things.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: May 12, 2014, 11:09:58 am »
Hop into the nearest quantum stockpile, and ride the warping of physics into another dimension.  One made entirely of kittens, socks, and vomit.

WWUD if Elves grew more luxurious beards than Dwarfs?

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OK, this is comedy gold right here.... No, no, I am not laughing at you just listen:

Most succession forts have the save change hands.... OURS IS SO SUCCESSIVE EVEN THE THREAD WAS PASSED DOWN!



Well, i thought it was funny-.-



Laugh at this thread?  Laugh.  At THIS thread?  That's it - defend yourself!

(looks for weapon to murtalize exodius1)

<chorus of beards> "Remember where you are?"

Oh.  Day-um.

XD

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Come on, let's be gneiss. No need to yell.

(These jokes are getting really, really shale from overuse.  :P)

Agreed.  Why fight, when we could just gabbro about it a bit?

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We need to talk some serious schist about what's truly the best rock out there.  Ba-dum-bum *ting*

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2068: When street preachers are talking about raining blood, you think 'so what?  Talk to me when it's raining putrid mucus!'

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: May 11, 2014, 08:24:07 pm »
Urist McDoomsdayer has gone berserk!

The Street Preacher Urist McDoomsdayer charges at the kitten!  The kitten is surprised at the ferocity of the Street Preacher's attack!  The kitten dodges!  The kitten strikes the Street Preacher Urist McDoomsdayer with its vicious purr, bruising the Street Preacher's will to live!

Urist McDoomsdayer has been struck down.

WWUD if he were transported back to 40d?

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Feel free to update the OP as well, to reflect the changes made^^

As I'm no longer the leader in this thread, I've updated the OP to link to the Admin Post.  I hope that will suffice.

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<hangs head sheepishly>

Hello, all.  Thank you for taking the reins through my protracted absence.

Life happened.

What you have all done is simply.... amazing.  Dare I say, Charming?

I never expected so much awesome to come of this thread.  You are all, without exception, heroes in my eyes.

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Well done indeed, Maolagain!

I hope our judges poke their heads in sometime soon...

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He often feels discouraged.  He doesn't often experience strong cravings or urges.  He is trusting.  He views helping others as an imposition on his time.  He would rather intimidate others than compromise with them.  He has a sense of duty.  He talks very quietly when he is angry. 

Puritan apologist, much?  XD

Definitely gonna stick with the whole dogmatic, teleological doctrine apologist route with any future writeups.  Paraphrasing the logic of Aquinas seems to have been a pretty fitting start to this dorf's entire philosophical superstructure!  Lucky guess, I s'pose - or was it the will of Armok Almighty, moving my fingers as they typed?

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Because Starvation Parties are all the rage, among the trendsetters in the mountainhome.

Still no answer, so trying again:

Why, oh why, do dwarfs ignore zone settings when it comes to fishing and drinking?

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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: dump item not collected
« on: December 16, 2013, 12:41:05 pm »
Have you been building walls, floors, or other things made of stone?  It's possible that your dorfs have already marked these stones for use elsewhere.  The easy way to check is to loo{k} at one, and if the tag [tsk] is visible beside it, it's already marked for use - and consequently, won't be dumped.

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