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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Face Palm moments you had
« on: August 18, 2014, 09:16:38 pm »
Just happened to me while I am playing, I gathered up 10 new recruits in a unit all with silver warhammers or maces and various metal armor moved them into a room with 6 goblins and 1 troll all in cages. Activate lever and all are released and watch as my attempt at a training session turns into a dwarven slaughter.

...I forgot to disarm the goblins...

I feel so nearly bad that I laughed.
Dwarf Fortress is basically Schadenfreude: the game. You play until you lose, then tell your story so everyone can enjoy your failure, and so you can savor everyone else's failure as well.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: August 18, 2014, 09:13:34 pm »
Granted, he accidentally unleashes 7 plagues upon the world, bringing an end to life as we know it.

I wish I was taller

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: August 18, 2014, 06:42:52 pm »
My entire fortress of 20 dwarves is trying to combat some undead yak hair and are unable to kill it, this could possibly destroy my fortress on a location i have spent a lot of time attempting to make a good start only to have something as stupid as an unkillable piece of hair ruin it. How can i kill it or what cheat can i use to destroy it. Surely a kick or punch would destroy the hair but this thing must be made of adamantine because every blow glances off. Some of my dwarves are already legendary fighters and dodgers just trying to fight it.
I had a similar problem with an undead water buffalo head hair, it was so small that crossbow bolts flew right through it and apparently wasn't substantial enough to be struck by melee. It just kept bashing itself against my dwarves' armor until it got stuck in a cage trap

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Face Palm moments you had
« on: August 18, 2014, 05:50:37 pm »
Thought I would try a haunted biome, and my horse started getting hungry, so I just stuck her outside the fort with the water buffalo. The horse died, raised, and killed one of my original 7 dwarves, one dwarf tantrumed and killed another dwarf. The dwarf rose and systematically slaughtered my livestock and other dwarves. All before the first immigration wave, and before the first liaison.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: August 18, 2014, 05:45:48 pm »
Granted, they all have the same message, and that message predicts you will die soon due to malnutrition. You soon die due to eating too many fortune cookies.

I wish I had a genie lamp

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: August 17, 2014, 04:47:22 pm »
How do I go about releasing them from the cage without getting my dwarfs hurt?
Build the cage with b > j. You can press x when choosing the material to select a specific cage. It'll probably show as 'troll cage (oak)' or something like that. Then link it to a lever to open it remotely from a safe spot.
Alternatively, you can designate a hole in the ground as a pit and force them to it, just make sure the pit is inescapable (such as an area behind fortifications with no doors or ramps out, and ideally at least 2 z-levels deep), otherwise Urist McTrollhauler will find he's missing a limb or two soon after dropping the troll...

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: August 17, 2014, 12:11:57 am »
In my third goblin siege, an event occurred which will be known as the Battle of the Northern Wall. What happened was that I was trying to build a fortified wall, but ran behind schedule. I ended up with a 1 z level high wall around my fortress attached to a floor, making a 2 tile wide walkway. There was only a small section of the wall which was fortified, so I had my militia hunkered down there, but I didn't know that creatures can jump up a z level, so three trolls and four goblin soldiers hopped up on the wall (not at the same time, or I probably would've lost the fortress right there, my militia isn't very big) and started fighting my melee soldiers while my rangers shot bolts at the rest of the siege, keeping them at bay while the jumpers got beaten to death.

In the end, approximately 4 military dwarves died (3 on the wall, 1 from jumping down and charging directly into the horde of goblins and trolls with no weapons), as well as a few civilians who got too close to the wall and a few animals that jumped into the fray and took it upon themselves to chase the trolls out of the area. Now to deal with the tantrum spiral that will inevitably come from this...

Lessons learned: creatures can jump up at least 1 z level, the fear system allows suppressive-fire to be a legitimate strategy, making sure soldier dwarves have weapons is very important, and I need to get civilians to retreat deeper into the base when goblins start jumping the wall...

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Why do siege operators always flee before the enemy even if they can't reach them?
The siege operators aren't running, they suddenly realized they need to reload and then forgot to come back

Why do dwarves fill the stone stockpile with a million chunks of clay when it can't be used for masonry or catapulting?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Face Palm moments you had
« on: August 16, 2014, 03:26:08 pm »
Started building a large pump setup to help dam a river, just before I put the last pump in, winter sets in and the river freezes... all those machines built and all I needed to do was wait for the freeze

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Why do goblins feel the need to kill the livestock of the dwarves?
They believe that trolls are the only livestock anyone should use

Why do objects vanish when trapped in freezing water?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: August 14, 2014, 05:51:05 pm »
Metal starvation is starting to take its toll, I've already been hit with one goblin siege, and my army of 8 had to kill two archers by beating them to death with the crossbows they brought when they migrated in. I have actually given one of my soldiers an iron knife taken from a kobold thief because we have so few melee weapons

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: August 14, 2014, 03:34:42 pm »
Apparently panic is a thing now, I lost two dwarves, not because the goblins killed them, but because the goblins escaped their cages and spooked them, and the dwarves started punching other dwarves while trying to escape the area... So the military dwarves had to bash their heads in... Fun.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: August 14, 2014, 12:00:02 am »
Just started a new fort in a forest, first fort in the new version... didn't know there were multi tile trees... after fumbling around, I noticed one of my horses got stuck in a tree somehow

The best explanation I've come up with is that it was standing on the sapling when it became a large tree, and got lifted into the branches...

Currently trying to figure out the new vegetables... also I may have accidentally drowned my first trader trying to fill my cistern, but I'm currently in the process of taming the river, so it should work out fine

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« on: August 13, 2014, 11:15:36 am »
Granted, it does all your chores and work for you and you are free to sit around reading forums and watching cat videos to your heart's content

I wish my head was stuck in a jar

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Dwarves secretly yearn to be rebels, but they are too lawful to do it in any way beyond standing in stupid places

Why do dwarves only need to eat twice in a season?

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