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I had a weird dream recently:

I left my college dorm room and there was a person with a table in the hall taking people's ID numbers, so I gave them mine and then time backed up, and something told me the person was a scam artist and that I shouldn't do that, then the person with the table disappeared. Then I walked outside and a clown with no eyes was throwing people around with telekinesis, so I hid in a nearby cafe until I woke up

Moral of the story: don't read too much creepypasta before bed

Quote from: flabort on August 01, 2014, 11:57:29 am

My, uh, my Expedition Leader just fell asleep outside. Only, he owns a bed, so he started moving towards it, into the fortress. Sleepwalking, I guess. Upon reaching the fortress entrance, he encounters the cage traps; as he's unconscious, he gets stuck in them. So now I have a caged dwarf. Uh...

Is sleepwalking supposed to happen?

I've seen this happen before, and I presume it's a bug. It couldn't hurt to check Mantis though! 

Good thing you didn't have a weapon trap first or your would have some nice chunky dwarf salsa...

Your donation is insufficient to satisfy one of the orphans, and they become a mad scientist who builds a death ray and fires it at the moon. The resulting destruction of the moon stops tidal flows and half the population dies due to starvation from food not being able to be shipped to their town.

Holding an umbrella in a forest

You inhale too many paint fumes and go mad, then beat bystanders to death with the paint can

Responding to a forum post

Switch the covers on your Pocket Bible and Pocket Witchhunter's Manual

This will surely have no long term consequences

You starve to death while grinding for the last legendary to complete your set

I walk into a library

Pretty sure all these +1s are pointless, the writer seems to put in all the commands anyway...

Now then... Raise your blade to the sky and transform into the mighty GRAND EXORCIST OLBRACHT!!!

Well, if you happen to have some animals and you just haven't been shearing them, then you might be able to build a farming workshop nice and quick to shear some wool, but if your industry is already up and running (and spent for the year) or you don't have any shearable beasties you should probably resign Urist McPickyMood to his fate of madness