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Ah, what a lovely site for embarkation, we have metal, clay, even flux stone!
Salt water? meh, we'll deal with it when we get there... Of course, now we just have to figure out how to get there...
Oh dear, perhaps there's another wAAAAAAYYY!!!!!

Elsewhere...
The small elven child had asked her uncle Grunwald why there were so many children that looked different than their caretakers in the fortress, and he always answered the same way, "Your parents neglected you, so we took you all in." He was always willing to answer, though he never got any more specific, such as why his skin was green while hers was the color of wood, or why some of the children had full beards, but he was the only caretaker she'd had since she was a little baby. He pointed up at the sky, "Is that the dwarven Santa, coming to deliver goodies to all the little children?"
The cart seemed to be plummeting toward the island on the horizon, just out of reach. Uncle Grunwald lost interest and wandered off, but the elf child wondered what adventures Santa's dwarves were having...

You don't need nighttime when you live in caves.

Why is slade so heavy?

It's made of demon tears, infamous for being obscenely heavy
How many dwarf hours does it take to build a lightbulb?

Dwarves waste a lot of giant leather
How do dwarves lock doors when nobody is anywhere nearby?

Could be December or it could be January.

could be 2013, 2014 or 2015

if you were a dwarf goblin wouldn't you take your enemies children and treat them like animals? break there will to the point they will mindlessly attack even their own kind? I think that's more dwarfy gobliny than just changing a few things about dogs, because even then they wouldn't be invading you, which is kind of my point, using the invaders against themselves in an ironic sense of dwarvenly gobliny payback.

I fixed it for you

Hmm.... Are punches blunt attacks? If they are, the helmet wouldn't protect against them very much... in fact, if there's not a decent protective value, you may have been better off sending your dwarf in naked, at least they'd have a decent dodge chance...

In any case, having a rotting baby in your caves is not good, you should place a garbage dump outside and place a dump order on the corpse, that'll at least stop the miasma