I amassed a crew of ~25 sailors, freemen, and peasants and made my way to a border region of Alt Clut, who my lord was at war with, to begin pillaging. After leaving and coming back until I didn't meet any resistance, we began burning some unfortunate village of Welshmen.
Within thirty seconds, a Briton lord came out of nowhere and smashed my army.
Mount & Blade: Viking Conquest
I really really want to like this DLC but I'm having a string of setbacks, fuck-ups, and glitches. Everything is ungodly expensive and getting enough cash to buy the cheapest actually decent ship--the snekkja--takes several weeks of running trade goods from Dorestad to Dunwic. Viking parties are huge and appear from nowhere on the ocean to fuck you up. Getting troops is stupidly hard and the only reliable, cheap sources of men are farmsteads (where you get a random number of crap farmers for a mere 100 peningas) and manually going and talking to sea captains in ports (who give you 1 to 9 crap sailors for 40 peningas apiece.)
Add to this the constant crashes, the incredibly difficult storyline berserkr fight, and the fact that I can't get a dog or else my screen flashes white when I look at it, and I'm having a kinda disappointing experience.