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New game and started in Falkreath. Before I even got to the road I spotted Thalmor patrol moving in front of me so I followed it for easy loot. They move near a road and get attacked by Stormcloak patrol, I decide that this will take a while and sit down for a lunch (apple, slice of cheese and wine) while they shout racistic slurs at each other. Finally last two nords manage to kill Frost Atronach elves had summoned and kill two armored justicars and move on to their leader who's used last of his magicka. I sit on the side of the road and watch how he backs down slicing them with dagger and actually manages to kill them both, leaving him the sole survivor of the battle.
While walking away he stops at one of his dead comrades body and says something along the lines of "Your death will be avenged!", and then I put crossbow bolt to his back.
I think I'll go for Boethia this time.


Tl;Dr: Nord VS Altmer fight, Dunmer wins.

Quote from: Frumple on September 30, 2014, 05:22:39 pm

Quote from: Caroline on September 30, 2014, 05:12:13 pm

I am seriously beginning to question the accuracy of the information my school gives us.

... examples?

Biology teacher: Animals wouldn't see plants green, they'd see them black-and-white, because they can't see UV rays and UV rays are the light we see.

Sex Ed: See, sperm contains nutrients, which makes men smarter, which is why all the great inventors and scientists in history were men. Also, because of this, masturbating makes you dumb.

Spanish Teacher: Well, if evolution is real, and progress was really slow, then how do we see this civilization (ancient mesopotamia) rise out of nowhere from dumb cavemen?
Listen, children: the thing is, the two theories we believe in, which are creationism, the one we all believe in that means God made the world, and evolution, are opposites and both deny each other, which is why there are problems between creationists and evolution.

Things like that.

Burn it. Burn it to the ground and burn whatever they use as textbooks as well. Don't inhale the smoke, it might make you dumber.


But seriously, that's messed up like some schools in USA. And that's saying a lot...

PUMP THAT LEVER LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!

Once we get some speed up try to wash your hands with water from our canister, then wash your face. Once we have enough distance from any following things try to look for a house or any shelter from the rain. These rails ended in rebel-held town, I don't think we want to go there. Unless our alternatives are even worse...

-Government project, made up in a hurry. Suppresses micropattern contamination in the vicinity, so that life seems normal-ish. If the Marked dies, however, it all comes back in force. Whether you can survive that depends on how fast you can turn a set of pedals, but I wouldn't bet my whole salary on it.

In hindsight this seems like an understatement. I like it!

TES dwarves were best TES elves. Dunmer are cool too.

Khajiit were supposed to be elves too. Basically everyone is either man, mer or lizard uplifted by sentient trees that existed before their world was created.

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They made metal golems of mid-high level armor and used magma to power their machines and trapped the souls of their enemies to build a living fucking God that was almost made whole (?)2 millennia later and was only left incomplete by them because they were too busy TRANSCENDING PLANES like bosses.

Either they live on as puffs of energy in some 'behind' spacetime in some sithis-void or they are all dead from one great lever-pull.  They are dwarves with pointy ears.  Even their scientist ghosts keep fucking up unwary adventurers.

Here's one from my dear old dad:

"You get used to anything in life, except icicle up your ass."

Not sure if snatchers is the best way to do things; They are not smart enough to turn human and fey suspicious of each other.

Unless we have build up our defenses fast enough to tank all these, and that means we have to build real fast.

Draft an army, all able bodies welcome. Head out.

+1.
Scouting out humans and fay is okay and if there are any opportunities we can hit them with all we got and get good rep with councillor rudescale, but if they have their guard up we'll just get another enemy for nothing.
Also, we need archers/fliers to take down pegasi, recrute all dierebats we can and prioritize building bat cave.

My daughter now has a sparkly purple fedora.

Burn it. NOW.

You can also get rid of the fedora.