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So I was just checking birthdays and I discovered that Markavian (creator of the map archive) turned 103 this may.

This would be neat. Toady could add the ability for modders to do this or make this possible for randomized civs.

I don't think this would work for fairies, though, because I think of them as significantly larger than ants. Specifically, between rat and rabbit size. They could be between these ant civs and normal civs, maybe being able to fit an entire bedroom into one square, with each piece of mini-furniture taking up a quarter of a square. How this would be displayed is beyond me, but it would certainly be interesting.

Since everyone else is leaving, I jetpack my way into orbit, following politifar. Don't want to find out if ghost jetpacks can be burned by magma.

5. You turn on your ghost jetpack and fly into space.

Fine I phase my general surroundings into a pocket dimension.(this will put me out of harms way,naturally)

5. You disappear into another dimension along with everything within several feet of you. Looking around, you are surrounded by something completely colorless and seemingly impenetrable.

Let's go along with that. I use tectonic shifts to bring together and meld into crystal a large amount of gemstones. The crystal will have such properties that it will emit a powerful beam of coherent light when heated up and put to great pressure. The crystal would be located somewhere above my eyes, on the "forehead".

The magma will harden if you make it harden, but there's so much of it that it will stay melty.
4. You create a large crystal structure on your "forehead". It can funnel enough energy to make a beam, but it's not really powerful enough to destroy planets. Maybe the moon if you're lucky.

I attempt to start a nuclear fission, in an attempt to become a miniature sun.

6. You leap into the air, and spin rapidly, using a cyclone effect to bring tons of magma to you to fuel your transformation. You then become swallowed by a huge and steadily growing fireball until you're about the size of the sun. Looking around, you find that you are out in space, near Mercury. Looking around further, it seems that you consumed Mercury.
The Sean is now becoming an uninhabitable oven thanks to the magma, the sun, and Akroma. Everyone still on its surface is fucked.

I attempt to possess the sun.

2. You can't possess such a large object that easily.

well anyways, it seems Cyx and Jetman are onboard, sadly i prefer not to wait for a third passenger, its getting too dangerous here. I engage my anti-gravity propulsion system and launch into an orbit around the Sean.

3. You blast off high into the atmosphere, but don't quite get into orbit. You'll still suffer heat damage if you don't get out next turn.

I attempt to electronically disable any nanobots that attack me with power from Poltifar's electrical system.

1. You try to zap the nanobots, but you end up shocking yourself (burned) and now the nanobots think you're a threat. They will attack you twice per turn now.

I try to get an underwear for Jetman.

3. From somewhere, you pull out some ugly underwear and hand them to Jetman.

Elf I flies into space in his lobster-ship.
1. He hits a few wrong buttons and the ship explodes, killing him instantly.

Sir Edmund magically disappears. He leaves no ghost.

Jetman VS Nanobots!
2. He gets some light cuts.
2. He gets some more cuts (medium bleeding).

Akroma absorbed enough magma that he put off its arrival another turn. It will arrive in two turns now.

Status:
BET YOU GUYS A NICKEL THERE'S SOME ERRORS IN HERE
Jetman123: Naked. In Poltifar. Holding ugly underwear. Medium bleeding.
Wooty: A ghost. Has weak matter manipulation. Holding a small wooden dagger. Has a ghost-jetpack. In space.
SHAD0Wdump: Naked. Slightly transparent (+1 to hiding). Broken leg (-1 movement). Weak control over electricity. Slightly agile (+1 to dodge attacks that start combat). In a pocket dimension.
Poltifar: A small adamantine rocketship. Fireproof. Has cleaning nanobots that attack all organic material. High in the atmosphere.
Akroma: A sun, next to the original sun.
Cyx: A ghost. Has weak matter manipulation. In Poltifar.
Devath: A ghost.
Sean Mirrsen: The earth. Has creepy googly eyes and a large nose, along with a crystal laser cannon on his "forehead". Being covered in magma.

I attempt to make clothes out of cigarette smoke.

Jetman, your new status disturbs me.

Oh yeah. Resurrection cigarettes. They save you from the lung cancer you're giving yourself!

Quote from: Draco18s on September 24, 2008, 01:09:51 am

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Quote from: Wahnsinniger on September 23, 2008, 07:24:11 pm

My vision is a Submerge-able Fortress like the Figaro Castle from Final Fantasy 3/6. Goblin's try to siege? You just pull a lever and disappear beneath the surface (probably with sliding doors too)

And by Submerging I Don't MEAN FLOODING.

Your choice of wording brings an even more awesome image to mind.

SUBMARINE FORTRESS.

MADE OF SCREEN DOORS GLASS.

CRYSTAL GLASS.

ORTHOCLASE.

BWAHAHAHA CHAOS