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I pull out a cigarette and smoke it.

I WIN

ROLLING AWAY WITH 0 POINTS

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BWAHAHAHA

Someone's going to run in and get negative points now.

Experience? This is unique.

I try to steal someone's +1 morale bonus and use my +1 bonus to cancel out the -1 this turn.

Stealing shall be my main skill.

ONE SMALL ROLL FOR MAN, ONE GIANT DODGE FOR HUMANITY

I attempt to will myself into a human again, just to be safe and make sure Akroma doesn't reabsorb me. What? >.>

5. You become a human again, making you vulnerable to any human golems wandering about.

I'll try the ears trick again. At least it's safer than trying to make volcano-powered plasmadrives, and I still need some sort of propulsion.

2. You concentrate on getting ears, but nothing happens.

:O you know what, scratch punching Akroma. for my turn, i'll attempt to expand myself into an interplanetary spaceship. made of adamantite. Time to evacuate before the Sean kills us all...

4. You turn into a small spaceship, able to hold three people. Ghosts count as people.
Also, Adventure Rocketship!
A fitting time to advertise my taste in music. I also like the Beatles.

I attempt to open a tear in the fabric of space and time,creating a gateway to the dimension of relaxation.If this works,anyone is free to join me.At least this might get me away from Sean the Intergalactic Planet Devourer.

2. You attempt to open a portal, but panic halfway through because you realize that the Sean is probably going to kill everything. Nothing happens.

I rub the elf's clown makeup into his eyes.

I prevent the elf's eyelids from closing.

You two are mischievous ghosts.
Cyx
1. You attempt to keep the elf's eyelids open, but something backfires somehow and I just realized that ghosts don't get hurt too easily. Hm. You get dazed (-1 to all actions next turn).
Wooty
2. The elf doesn't let you touch him.

I try to build a spaceship that is big enough for 20 people, and that can easily withstand whatever our battle might cause inside of it. I try to build it out of whatever just happens to lie around

1. You try to shake some branches out of a burning tree to build out of, but they fall on top of you and burn you (-1 movement, -1 attacking).

Elf I tries to convince himself that he's beautiful.
3. He feels a little better, but not much.

Status:
BET YOU GUYS A NICKEL THERE'S SOME ERRORS IN HERE
Jetman123: Naked.
Sir Edmund: Wielding a conservative whip of torture (+1 to attacking liberals). A plant-man (healing, no blood or broken bones, healing in sunlight, grows vines in sunlight, slightly painful vines). Horribly burned (-2 movement, -1 attacking, -1 dodge, no vine ability).
Wooty: A ghost. Has weak matter manipulation. Holding a small wooden dagger.
SHAD0Wdump: Naked. Slightly transparent, in the leaf shelter (+2 to hiding). Broken leg (-1 movement). Weak control over electricity. Slightly agile (+1 to dodge attacks that start combat).
Poltifar: A small adamantine rocketship. Fireproof. Heavily cracked (-1 dodge, -1 attacking, -1 movement).
Akroma: An elf golem (+1 to attacking elves, -1 to attacking animals). Has an elf-cannon-arm. Burned (-1 movement, -1 attacking).
Cyx: A ghost. Has weak matter manipulation.
Devath: A ghost.
Sean Mirrsen: The earth. Has creepy googly eyes and a large nose.
Elf I: Broken arm. Suicidal (+1 to killing himself). Dressed up like a clown.
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I would guess that you'd have to be a level 8 pure wizard or something to get enough MP.

THE POETRY IS OVERWHELMING

Hm, despite everyone else's success with barbarians, I can't seem to get far with one.