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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: June 07, 2014, 07:43:40 am »
Granted. They're all in your house.

I wish for a chocolate brownie.

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Quote from: Google Translate-corrected
1. Loss of interest in relationships with women in an erotic manner.
6. Never has a girlfriend
7. He's very thin or fragile
8. Combs/arranges hair a lot
10. Crosses his legs constantly.
11. He is very clean when eating.

So I'm 50% gay? News to me. I do half of those things out of habit or nerves.

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Hey, it's that guy! 9/10

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Sounds fake to me too.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 06, 2014, 08:37:36 am »
is it related to penises

Something isn't?

I never knew scrdest was Sigmund Freud. Now I do.

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I would make for n awesome god.

Hail greatorder; spheres: fapping, pornography, polar bears, Monday!

Also, this is totally North Korean.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: June 06, 2014, 07:12:22 am »
Granted. You are able to throw nuns very well using magic, but your fundamentalist Christian neighbour organises a lynch mob and hangs you.

I wish for a nicer pair of headphones.

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New Guy

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I can give you implied sex between minors though.

Where I live, that would legally make both parties rapists. I somehow doubt that's what Redzephyr was getting at, though.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« on: June 06, 2014, 06:38:51 am »
Employing a four-wheeled board for recreational or travel purposes.

Vandalism.

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It didn't have my perpetual deadpan.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 06, 2014, 01:26:42 am »
With the Imperial system, I wouldn't be surprised.  :P

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 06, 2014, 12:17:26 am »
Sorry, I'm too stoned to feel the pain.

Lame decimation joke goes here. Edit: or "dying by inches" joke.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 06, 2014, 12:13:09 am »
Hell, I was brought up in metric and I still don't like it :P

* Arx retrieves his two-kilo sledgehammer

What were you saying about metric?

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General opinion is that maxing engines is very scrap inefficient, because the later upgrades are super expensive for not much more benefit.  Particularly with a cloak, which makes more than 40% (?) evade mostly pointless.

I only had so much evasion because I picked up two Scrap Recovery arms early game. It was amazing.

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