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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Insane Troll Logic
« on: April 17, 2014, 04:46:45 pm »
Soap on a rope gives you hope. The pope gives hope to many people. Therefore, a pope on a rope give you hope.
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True, but I thought Mel was gonna be our caster?Naw, Mel's gonna be our healer.
+1 We will hopefully turn into a necromancer later on down the line.Put your hands in front of us; after all, we don't have any fighting abilities, and someone like Jon is probably more likely to try and block. Also, mages.+1. Since he believes himself to be in a video game of some sort, it is perfectly reasonable for him to think that spellcasting is possible.
+1 for the lulz+1, practice will be useful.+1Tease him by asking if you can borrow some... I dunno, sugar or something.
Yesh.
Then bow him to death. Let his barrier be his bane.
Arrows also don't break bones, giving better bodies
While that would be funny, it isn't very practical. We came here for a Goat Horde, remember?No point drawing this out. Have the skeleton kill him quick, loot the house, then burn the roof. Head back to your cave. We can check back at nightfall to see if any goats got poisoned.Wait, why don't we enslave the soul of the poor guy, and make him actually keep taking care of his goats to don't arouse suspicions?
Sit down. Grab remnants of popcorn if there are any. It's ranting time.+1 Let's make Kevak type a lot.
+2. BUUUURN!!Make screeching noises and set his roof on fire.+1
Fly to the massive brownie one, hoping to find spacesupplies and easy spacemoneySpace+1!