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What was it that attacked us earlier? A Valthrak or something?

((Another thing -
I hail thee, Kevak; loyal scibe of Lune! I hail thee as the best game writer, ever!
In other words, your writing is awesome incarnate.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Creation
« on: April 14, 2014, 08:58:29 pm »
Give up on dwarf making and settle for making treehuggers elves out of antimatter.
(2) Perhaps for the better, your elf making failed.
Create dwarves, who will live peacefully with the mountains! Give them weapons to fight the explosions!
(5) You create dwarves on your second try. You send them to be allies of the Mountains, and the dwarves turn the tide in the Mountains' favor. Clad in steel and armed with Magma Salsa Cannons, the mountains push the Explosions into the Tortilla Wastelands. Confident, the Mountains make peace with the Explosions, provided they remain in the Wastelands.
Create a giant lightbulb to BRING LIGHT TO THE WORLD BURRITO
(6) You successfully create a giant lightbulb! You power it too! Unfortunately, the dwarves had never been exposed to light before; their Cave Adaption severely limiting what they can do for a time! (-2 to the next roll involving dwarves) The Explosions use this to their advantage. They reignite the war, taking many frontier territories held by the mountains!


Spoiler: Your Space (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Creation
« on: April 14, 2014, 08:20:26 pm »
A asteroid with life on it
(2) You manage to create a rock, but fail to create any semblance of life.
Destructinatdestroyers!
(2) Whoops. You accidentally create a bunch of pacifistic goldfish. They quickly die from lack of water.
Another jelly (jello) penguin this time alive.
(1) You're honestly starting to think that Toady rigged these dice. The glob of jello doesn't look like anything at all, and it's a gibbering idiot. To add insult to injury, it smells like sweaty feet.
Make antimatter dwarves to dig into the sentient mountains.
(1) You're sure of it. The dice are rigged. You only manage to create smaller spheres of antimatter, and they quickly become friends with the sentient mountains.
A race of sentient explosions.
(4) Well, at least this worked. You've made a race of intelligent explosions, with about the force of regular TNT. Interestingly, they quickly form hostilities with the Mountain race. Possibly because of the mining uses of TNT.
Form a giant burrito planetoid
(4) You manage to create a gigantic burrito, about the size of Venus. The Mountains quickly form settlements on it, as do the Explosions. A violent land war soon erupts and both sides are taking major losses, however they fight on.


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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Creation
« on: April 14, 2014, 07:53:42 pm »
A race of sentient mountains, floating through space.
(5) You manage to create a race of genius mountains! You even made them impervious to the antimatter! They all seem quite happy to float around. You wonder what you should call them..


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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Creation
« on: April 14, 2014, 07:48:12 pm »
A train that goes from here to there.
(2) You don't have anywhere for the train to go!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Creation
« on: April 14, 2014, 07:43:12 pm »
A giant jelly penguin.
(3) You make a large object. You think it looks vaguely like a penguin, but it tastes great - strawberry jelly!
Light
(1) Somehow, you manage to make this section of the universe look even darker!
Antimatter.
(6) Wow! That went too well. Unfortunately, it destroyed your jelly penguin. You are sad. At least you have a large ball of antimatter...


Spoiler: Your Space (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Villian's Den [A Suggestion Game]
« on: April 14, 2014, 07:29:23 pm »
In theory, the bowyer knows how to make crossbows. However, he's never actually had a chance to make one.
His chance is now! Rise, bowyer, take up your mantle as greatest crossbowmaker in the land!

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> Work on bone carving and working skill. Maybe make a necromantic mechanism that can do extremely slow and time consuming bone carving tasks that wouldn't be viable otherwise for higher quality.
+1 We should be able to do this.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Weaponize it.
« on: April 14, 2014, 07:17:50 pm »
Get rid of it, exposing all to the sun's radiation!

Reddit

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Spaceman
« on: April 14, 2014, 07:16:33 pm »
There is only one possible reason that they were not exhibiting the symptoms. It's evolved to be undetectable!This whole corvette could be infected! We'll have to destroy it immediately!
Plot a collision course for the local sun and set the autopilot. Then jump out.
+1!

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Roll To Dodge / Roll to Creation
« on: April 14, 2014, 07:14:56 pm »
Congratulations!

The all powerful god-king, Toady One, is pleased with you! He has gifted you some dice of creation!
You find an empty corner of the universe, and decide to start here.
What should you create first?


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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Villian's Den [A Suggestion Game]
« on: April 14, 2014, 06:44:09 pm »
Heartily accept and offer to feed him and his men. He will also be free to go and raid against the Kingdom whenever he feels like it. Or when we command it. Tell him that he can stay in our village, as long as he doesn't cause trouble with the people.

And I'm going to bring this up again: Can the bowyer make some crossbows? Those would be best for an untrained military.

5953
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Weaponize it.
« on: April 14, 2014, 06:10:07 pm »
Make someone rage at you for not continuing the thread.

Paladin

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Weaponize it.
« on: April 14, 2014, 04:38:43 pm »
Use it in Necromantic rituals, summoning an undead army.

Nesting Dolls

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Insane Troll Logic
« on: April 14, 2014, 04:31:15 pm »
((Yeah, there is no real 'right or wrong' response to this, as long as you stay on topic.))

Stupidity is a kind of animal. Animals eat each other. Therefore, stupidity is cannibalism.

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