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Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: February 24, 2014, 08:48:24 pm »
If you mean my idiot character, I shall smite thee with so many potatoes that you don't even know, man, you don't even know.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: February 24, 2014, 07:12:54 pm »Wait for her to wake up I guess.
Jesus why don't I get a level up from all this drunk science?
[5]
She wakes up. She mumbles in Russian that you owe her money, and you take the opportunity to escape on the spaceship.
Apologize to Chzo.
Teleport into SPAAAAACE
[2]
Chzo is displeased! You are sent to the pain dimensions. You don't feel pain so its sorta pointless.
Continue to grow, becoming a fleet of ships. Sell fish whenever we need more money.
[5]
The fleet grows. You now have a population of 1000.
Sell kitchens to everyone
[2]
You approach Elephant city, floating city and a giant pain elemental. They don't want one.
Totally not the mafia. "This fish protects you from machine guns, got that? You'd better buy it before something happens to you." Find myself a mech-sized pirate hat and business suit, a bottle of rum and an Italian accent. Bread/mech/Saviour of the World/pirate/mafioso, ahoy! By the way, are the GM-potatoes raw or cooked?
[4]
Stuff acquired. You are approached to be the broker for floating city.
Go on an adventure already!
[6]
You punch a pain elemental. Welcome to the pain dimension. You don't feel pain either.
OHSHITTELEPORTAWAYREALQUICK
[1]
Welcome to the pain dimension. You feel pain. Please enjoy an eternity of pain until someone breaks you out or you die.
Obtain bananas.
[2]
None for you! The GM throws a potato at you for your heresy.
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: February 24, 2014, 06:56:21 pm »
I am so fucking confused, can't find my orders or anything. It's like a real war, except I'm not properly armed.
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus
« on: February 24, 2014, 06:54:11 pm »
Team F- Blobfish
Take cover if already not in cover. Keep eyes open.
Take cover if already not in cover. Keep eyes open.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: February 24, 2014, 02:51:53 pm »How long until I can hack the pentagon and sell them useless nicknacks?
If you can get there without getting drunk, then you have a chance.
Totally not the mafia. "This fish protects you from machine guns, got that? You'd better buy it before something happens to you." Find myself a mech-sized pirate hat and business suit, a bottle of rum and an Italian accent. Bread/mech/Saviour of the World/pirate/mafioso, ahoy! By the way, are the GM-potatoes raw or cooked?
They are quantum potatoes, raw, cooked, mashed and every other form of potato product at once. Though they go raw if you try and eat them.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: A Public Service Announcement
« on: February 24, 2014, 02:49:35 pm »
Punch Dad the White in the face. Go on a business claiming rampage.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: February 24, 2014, 12:18:18 am »Wait for her to wake up I guess.
Jesus why don't I get a level up from all this drunk science?
You do, but you spend all the points on useless skills and science.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: February 23, 2014, 10:43:55 pm »Oh come on! My second action overwrote the first! That's how these work!Cross out the old one plz, my brain is fried from physics
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Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: February 23, 2014, 09:48:27 pm »Send my massive army of doom to kill darkpaladin.
Be the bald man with electrical superpowers.
Shoot a thermonuclear missile at a giant, humanoid thing.
Be the bald man with electrical superpowers.Prevent nuke launches.
Shoot a thermonuclear missile at a giant, humanoid thing.
SUMMON A NUKE OVER EP'S ARMY
SUMMON MY MASTER, CHZO THE PAIN ELEMENTAL TO CRUSH EP'S ARMY
LITERALLY
5 VS 3 VS 1 VS 3
The army is assembled and they charge darkpaladin, who has summoned his master. The logo-thing manages to fire the nuclear weapon but doesn't take direct control. The nuke hits Chzo and severely wounds him. The britishman holding the CPU gets a potato thrown at him for double moves.
Sell fish, buy everything else we need.
Assist BM. Surely a frickin' bread-mech will help with diplomacy of selling that fish. And most definitely helping BM won't have a negative effect on my karma.2, 4
No-one wants the fish, but the breadmech gets them sold. Yay, teamwork.
Call her after getting down using DRUNK SCIENCE.
I love the fact that the vault boy hoard is such a efficient society of drunks.
[1]
You wake up in the ISS with a random russian woman, three empty bottles of vodka, a CD, a Gauss Rifle, and the keys to a spaceship docked nearby.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: February 23, 2014, 03:18:39 pm »
Yay, people are doing my job for me.
You were stopping nukes. Adventure seems like more fun.
I can't remember what I was doing, so
Go on an adventure.
You were stopping nukes. Adventure seems like more fun.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Uskarian Adventures : High society tea party
« on: February 23, 2014, 03:12:04 pm »
Take the pages back to the blacksmith and try to replicate the magic thing.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: February 22, 2014, 09:46:55 pm »Sorry.
Teleport onto the backpack of a bald man with electrical superpowers.
I won't be lazy next time.
[4]
You are on the back of a bald man with electric superpowers. Yaaaay.
Explode all of EP's followers organs from the inside, killing them.
[3]
You explode one of them.
Try and figure out what to do with this.
[3]
DRUNK SCIENCE SHALL PREVAIL!
You wake up on top of a skyscraper in a rollercoaster cart with a bottle of vodka. You also seem to have a supermodel's phone number written on your arm.
Create a fish based economy. Grow to a population of 100.
[4]
Welcome to fish-boat-land, population 102 refugees. They need more than just fish. Like houses. And medicine. And a working toilet.
Dodge the potato directed at my back.Find something heroic to do.Go to Corneria, or whatever BM is calling his freighter.
[3]
You get hit by the potato. Fed up, you leave for Corneria and arrive there the next day.
ONE WHATEVER TIMESKIP TIEM
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: February 22, 2014, 09:34:12 pm »
Just have Grate lick it and wait for something to happen.
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: February 22, 2014, 08:57:56 pm »
Are you even using it?
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: February 22, 2014, 08:30:23 pm »
Who has that phase armor from nyars? I want it. You could walk up to anyone and slap them.