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Messages - smurfingtonthethird

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Bay12's Bizzare Arena(JoJo RTD)
« on: February 22, 2014, 07:59:06 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT
« on: February 22, 2014, 06:06:35 pm »
Take over this universe's earth. Work out what is different here.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus
« on: February 22, 2014, 04:12:13 pm »
Gear up with the MK2, cutting torch and gauss pistol + ammo, and proceed to the blobfish rally point.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

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Have the prospectors keep prospecting. Have the failures and carpenters start building houses and a farm. Have the footsoldiers go on a hunting trip for a quick boost in food. Have the masons at least start to build the groundwork for the tower. Personal guards are again on guard duty.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Non-reanimating interesting embark?
« on: February 21, 2014, 11:17:46 pm »
For sustained play, I'd recommend killing any and everything that comes to your fort. Bonus if you kill the dwarven caravan too and become a rebel fort.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« on: February 21, 2014, 09:09:30 pm »
Quote from: Lerman to Blobfish squad
I don't really have much in terms of weaponry, only a gauss handgun with 20 shots and a cutting torch. At least I have MK2 armour. Still, once I run out of bullets, I'll be utterly useless at ranged assault. Any tips?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: February 21, 2014, 08:46:33 pm »
Sorry.
Teleport onto the backpack of a bald man with electrical superpowers.
I won't be lazy next time.
Don't worry, its just silliness  :P

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Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: February 21, 2014, 08:15:08 pm »
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Figure out if I banged some hot alien chicks.


[3]

No screwing of any sort has appeared to have happened. You do have a string of numbers and what appears to be a frequency code.

Capture another boat with magic missile.

[4]

You finally manage to capture a boat without sinking it. Congratulations. You now have a freighter.

NO! I MUST HAVE MY REFERENCES!
Repeat last action.

[1]

The GM pegs a potato at you.

DON'T MAKE ME LOOK SHIT UP

Dismantle the rocket, abscond with the CPU. You and me are going on a little adventure...

[4]

You steal it and run. You are now the proud owner of an insane computer.

Build grand library. Fill library with various arcane books.
TURN BOOKS INTO ICE CREAM
Turn ice cream into books about potatoes.
YES I CAN! Turn books into air.

1 VS 6 VS 2 VS 4

The library is not constructed because the city is flooded with ice cream. LS, feeling emasculated, turns every book in the city into ice cream. Including everyone's dimension hopping books. Someone in the distance yells "TURN BACK INTO BOOKS ABOUT POTATOES THIS TIME", but nothing happens. A breadmech evaporates non-existent books.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: TINKER
« on: February 21, 2014, 04:49:38 pm »
Why not? I'm not a physics expert but isn't the strength of magnetic fields generated by conductors related to the current going through them? So superconductor->less resistance->more current->stronger magnetic field->faster projectile.

You can get projectile speeds of 42m/s with current technology without superconductors. That's fast enough.

The “CG-42″ Gauss Machine Gun

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« on: February 21, 2014, 04:01:18 pm »
Gear up with the MK2, the Gauss pistol and ammo, and the cutting torch. Proceed to take orders, if none, proceed to team blobfish rally point.
((We mission thread now?))

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Take the GM stick while the GM is knocked out.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: TINKER
« on: February 21, 2014, 03:22:36 pm »
Anybody remember whether or not the Gauss rifles use superconductors?

Unless the supergenerator needs them, probably not.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« on: February 21, 2014, 03:16:58 pm »
Warp out to a dimension that hasn't been mind raped.
WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: February 21, 2014, 04:40:34 am »
I still think you could be a Tyranid if you consumed enough stuff and worked out that splitting mechanism.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: February 21, 2014, 04:07:49 am »
Like turn Steve into stone, or consume all biomass in the galaxy and become the Tyranids. Um, how is that not win?

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