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Hazardous Stapler Kombat

Choose your character from nine coworkers in a software development firm who have finally had enough of each other (plus three special unlockable characters; the Chinese food delivery boy, the mailman, and the firm's chimp mascot Bobo). Proceed to pick up your trusty stapler, with which you will inflict extremely painful (but not fatal) damage upon those crapheads from the cubicles adjacent to your own.

Cantankerous Monkey Gone Wild

A spin-off sequel of Hazardous Stapler Kombat. Bobo has escaped from the office and has made it back to his natural habitat by stowing away on a cargo ship, but he doesn't know the first thing about survival without somebody to hand him kit-kat bars and skinny lattes. Guide Bobo on his epic journey from office chimp to King of the Jungle.

Wonderous Business Disaster

A game in which you take on the role of Mark Zuckerberg.

Mighty Ghost Psychiatrist

An adaptation of the film Sixth Sense.

Geriatric Squirrel Tycoon

One day, while mowing your lawn, you suddenly realize that there are squirrels everywhere. And yet nobody owns squirrels, in spite of the fact that they are cuter than rats, they have fuzzy tails, and have an awesome ability to stuff nuts in their cheeks. As the first person to realize the huge and unfulfilled market for squirrels, you must catch enough of them to satisfy popular demand. Unfortunately you're not fast enough to catch the young, limber squirrels, so you must settle for the next best thing...

And suddenly the term 'Rocky Mountain Oysters' has an entirely new meaning.

Sorry, not quite sure what you mean, Scelly - are you asking if you can just switch out the current tileset for a pure-ASCII one?

If so, the answer is no. There are additional characters in there that would need to be replicated that aren't in standard ASCII sets.

Quote from: Alnos on June 10, 2012, 04:21:31 pm

So much to do

So much to see

Wut. What the hell did I just watch!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM8K-w3gK3I&feature=autoplay&list=PL66871A5AEC242773&playnext=1

Go to 2:01. TOAD IS HORRIFYING

Also, "This doesn't look like an ending. This looks like a one-way ticket to f'en... to Cthulhu's realm."

Very few animals can tell that a car is coming for them. Almost everything about a car is built to break their neurological wiring - it simply doesn't move like something that's approaching, especially something the animal needs to move away from. You can see this even in kids - especially from straight on, they simply have great difficulty in telling if a car is stopped or actually moving towards them.

In summary: Ducks are going to continue being stupid and standing in the road until evolution does it's thing.

Hm, I haven't had many duck-in-the-road encounters. Turkeys, on the other hand... at least four or five times a summer, my drive is interrupted by a literal horde of fifteen or twenty turkeys who proceed to mill about in the road, completely ignoring the huge, metallic honking monster revving its engine at them from a few feet away. They just blithely strut around and gobble. Bastards.

That's four colours.

Hm... I see light blue, dark blue, and black. What am I missing?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/06/10/teen-thrown-from-plane-before-florida-crash-sheriff-says/

What a way to go. :/