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Messages - Shophaune

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Whatever.
« on: February 17, 2014, 10:31:00 am »
Inscribe the tenets of the Ethermail System on the pillar in plain, very legible lettering.
(4) You write down the tenets in clear font. Too bad nobody can read.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Whatever.
« on: February 17, 2014, 10:21:56 am »
Endow pillar with supernatural ability to become larger and straighter at night!
(4) You enchant the pillar.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Whatever.
« on: February 17, 2014, 10:17:42 am »
Craft a tower of earthly delights on the tallest mountain of the world! It shall be the house of the Horned Law!
(3) You build a pillar on a nearby hill.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Whatever.
« on: February 17, 2014, 09:56:44 am »
Keep clawing it at the spot its armor has been weakened!
(4) You scratch away a patch of the armour, but the bug ignores you!
Claw it the rest of the way off! kill that bug!
(3) You swipe at the Mantis, but you break a claw! -1 to next roll.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Whatever.
« on: February 17, 2014, 09:30:45 am »
Attempt to replace my lower body with ice.
(5) Your lower body becomes as hard as ice!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Whatever.
« on: February 17, 2014, 09:22:52 am »
Keep clawing it at the spot its armor has been weakened!
(4) You scratch away a patch of the armour, but the bug ignores you!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Whatever.
« on: February 17, 2014, 09:12:41 am »
Yeowl and claw the mantis to death with my super-strength!
(3) You claw at the mantis and chip its exoskeleton.

83
Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Whatever.
« on: February 17, 2014, 09:01:59 am »
Be angry when sand is kicked at me, then happy when the woman is eaten, then despairing when she is revived as a prophet. I failed to stop her before she became immortal, I'm doomed to becoming a cat. next I'm horrified when she demonstrates her new talents on the palm tree. and now...
...
I don't know what to do. Sulk I suppose? cat is sad.
(1) You are stepped on by the mantis.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Whatever.
« on: February 17, 2014, 08:55:57 am »
Replace hands with ice hands.
(6) Your entire upper body becomes animate ice!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Whatever.
« on: February 17, 2014, 08:55:18 am »
Drag my lover out of the path of the train!
((lover????))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Whatever.
« on: February 17, 2014, 08:17:05 am »
Attempt to acclimate myself to harsh conditions like cold water
(1) You lose sensation in your hands!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Whatever.
« on: February 17, 2014, 06:55:18 am »
Attempt to line self up so that I can nail the mantis as well.
(4) You attempt to line yourself up, but you lack stereo vision!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Whatever.
« on: February 17, 2014, 06:36:40 am »
That... worked really, really well. Scan surroundings with newfound sight.
(5) You can see the...really pretty...prophet, a pissed off giant mantis and the remains of a mole.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Whatever.
« on: February 17, 2014, 06:18:43 am »
Try curing the dementia, fixing the female organs, and giving myself sight all at once.

((Almost guaranteed failure!))
(4) Your dementia fades.
(5) You finally gain sight.
(1) You feel horny, and the anatomy is still there. ((How does a machine feel horny? I don't know))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Whatever.
« on: February 17, 2014, 05:55:34 am »
Good enough. Speed up more. We want a nice good red mist here.

((Am I gonna hit her anytime this year, or are we waiting for a reaction from Draignean?))
((Waiting for a response from pretty much anyone.))
(6) You build up plenty of speed, still not seeing what is ahead.

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