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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Whatever.
« on: February 17, 2014, 10:31:00 am »Inscribe the tenets of the Ethermail System on the pillar in plain, very legible lettering.(4) You write down the tenets in clear font. Too bad nobody can read.
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Inscribe the tenets of the Ethermail System on the pillar in plain, very legible lettering.(4) You write down the tenets in clear font. Too bad nobody can read.
Endow pillar with supernatural ability to become larger and straighter at night!(4) You enchant the pillar.
Craft a tower of earthly delights on the tallest mountain of the world! It shall be the house of the Horned Law!(3) You build a pillar on a nearby hill.
(3) You swipe at the Mantis, but you break a claw! -1 to next roll.Claw it the rest of the way off! kill that bug!Keep clawing it at the spot its armor has been weakened!(4) You scratch away a patch of the armour, but the bug ignores you!
Attempt to replace my lower body with ice.(5) Your lower body becomes as hard as ice!
Keep clawing it at the spot its armor has been weakened!(4) You scratch away a patch of the armour, but the bug ignores you!
Yeowl and claw the mantis to death with my super-strength!(3) You claw at the mantis and chip its exoskeleton.
Be angry when sand is kicked at me, then happy when the woman is eaten, then despairing when she is revived as a prophet. I failed to stop her before she became immortal, I'm doomed to becoming a cat. next I'm horrified when she demonstrates her new talents on the palm tree. and now...(1) You are stepped on by the mantis.
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I don't know what to do. Sulk I suppose? cat is sad.
Replace hands with ice hands.(6) Your entire upper body becomes animate ice!
Drag my lover out of the path of the train!((lover?
))
Attempt to acclimate myself to harsh conditions like cold water(1) You lose sensation in your hands!
Attempt to line self up so that I can nail the mantis as well.(4) You attempt to line yourself up, but you lack stereo vision!
That... worked really, really well. Scan surroundings with newfound sight.(5) You can see the...really pretty...prophet, a pissed off giant mantis and the remains of a mole.
Try curing the dementia, fixing the female organs, and giving myself sight all at once.(4) Your dementia fades.
((Almost guaranteed failure!))
Good enough. Speed up more. We want a nice good red mist here.((Waiting for a response from pretty much anyone.))
((Am I gonna hit her anytime this year, or are we waiting for a reaction from Draignean?))