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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: [Community] Nomekast - Nothing Remains
« on: February 11, 2018, 06:16:23 pm »
when I first started reading the first nomekast, I'd only just finished college and didn't know what i was doing with myself, since then I've traveled, started work as a steel fabricator, lost the top digit of my little finger, done an apprenticeship course in fabrication and engineering, and am now the third senior in terms of workplace experience, with two newbies under my wing...

TImE fLieS whEN yOur HaVINg !!FUN!!

but seriously, had loads of fun reading the first nomekast, and I'm looking forward to seeing this one grow into the Nothing-slime soaked, fortified tower of awesome that the previous one had become

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DF Suggestions / Re: Autopsy!
« on: March 27, 2015, 02:46:54 am »
Quote from: Deboche on March 26, 2015, 08:09:09 pm
Maybe this should be linked with the ethics for the civilization. In medieval times, autopsy was a sin.

sooo... you DONT want autopsy in-game?

also, could be linked to if they are seen, like, if a dwarf is killed in sight of another dwarf it says "Urist Mctitanbait was struck down", or "Olin Mcmelachony died of thirst", just keep the wounds screen and final killer for those, and have unknowns, like "Adil Mcelflunch has been found dead" need the autopsy.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Autopsy!
« on: March 26, 2015, 06:49:57 pm »
or have it so that the bodies are hauled to the hospital first, stuck on a slab/bed, and any medical dwarf with the AUTOPSY skill active has a look to see what killed him, or just the diagnose skill, since there's little difference in seeing what needs to be done to stop Urist Mcbloodgusher bleeding to death and why Bomrek Mcpincusion's got a few extra holes that shouldn't be there... maybe have a morge room that can be made from a slab put in a room.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: [Community] Nomekast - At War with Nothing
« on: March 23, 2015, 06:18:25 pm »
Igotit IGOTIT I GOT IIIT!! ththe green SMARTYTHONG thoiught Itit was hhidden butbut
 I sniffed around anand FOUNDIT!!!, He also dropped a plump helmet under his desk ,like, three months ago...
*SNIIIF* mmm, smellsSTINKS like Troll HEART. *SNIIIF* hints of bloodthorn sap ananand NETHERCAP spores... *SNUFFLE SNII-ATCHOOO* ...elf snot. BUTNOTIMPORTANTMUSTFINDMORE!! The Jagerdraught is not enough for more than a few, if moremore come, more will be BREWEDSTEWED... whats the recommended dosage of eldrich hellbrew for an average dwarf agagain!!BURNITALL!

Quote from: Julien Brightside on March 08, 2015, 04:54:12 am
Asan could always be a delusional human with a god complex.
!!not more delusion! there's enough around as is! !!

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: [Community] Nomekast - At War with Nothing
« on: December 26, 2014, 07:46:57 pm »
!!been a while since I last read, had to go through a few pages... madelf time! !!

thethe shiny eyeball guy stopped anand he would'nt drinkoreatorsleep anand III TRIED to keepkeep him ALIVE butbut HEWASMEAN!! andand he talked nonsense and II tAlkEd nonsense TOOO but HEWOULD'NTUNDERSTAND!!!

aaaaaand the earth sings thatthat PINKblueWHATEVER guy Is dEaD now toooo *sniff* I *sob* NEVER GOT TO SHARE HIS TROLL, *sniffff* I I see the the walls WITh GRANDdesigns, theythey tRy totototo Mourn him with pictures!!! tHatS nonot wHaT meinhard would wannnt *sniff* heHE would want fightingandscreamingand THE FIRE TO WASH AWAY THE DIRT!!!

II see, old recipe ODDsTufF From the DEPTHS, meinhard shered his troll before, I think I shall share it again a far more fitting memorial

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: [Community] Nomekast - At War with Nothing
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:40:53 pm »
Quote from: endlessblaze on November 12, 2014, 08:42:07 am
...he values logic and rational thinking...
!! wow, erm... guess we wont be getting on then...

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: [Community] Nomekast - At War with Nothing
« on: November 07, 2014, 08:28:06 pm »
"Itsoveritsoveritsoveritsover..." *SLAP*
SHUT UP!!! ITSNOTOVERTILLTHEFATLADYSINGS!!!!! AND STRONGHAMMER 'AINT SINGING YET!!!!

...armok save us if he does sing, of course, butbutbut ttHaT is as as LIKELY as MIENHARD sharing his GODDAMN TROLL!!!
"...overitsoveritsoveritsover" *THWACK* STOPSAYINGTHAT!!! Aanyone canCAN sEE ITS NOT OVER!!! ...well, erm... sorry, maybe noy ANY anyone, but mooost cacan  SEE OOOOOOOOSHINYEYEBALLLS CAN I LICK THEM?!?!?!?!?

"...eritsoveritsoveritsoverits..." SHADDAP!!! *SLURP* "GYIIIAAAAARRRGGHH" pleh pleh pleh EEEEEEWWWW WHYDIDIDOTHAT?? GLAAAARRR GLIB GLIBGLIBGLIB

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: [Community] Nomekast - At War with Nothing
« on: October 27, 2014, 05:30:49 pm »
ISEEDEADPEOPLEISEEDEADPEOPLE AAAAAAAARGHGRGHHG...
...*glug*glug*glug*
*Hic*  betterBETTER NNNow, Theirair wine iss running a little empty, now... *Hic*
All is Mad Down bebelow now, HEEEE I shouldknow,inedible Phantoms and SCREAMING and MadMADMAD DWARVES BITING AND I BITE BACK AND IT WAS LIKE SNOGGING A STALEBEERSOAKEDHEDGEHOG!!! AGAIN!!!!andandnd NOWthe Candles tell mememe THe WORLDBURNS! FIREFREETO PLAY!! AND THETOOTHYONE Wants HIS PURPLE Sludge, or was it blue? green? INCONSEQUENTIAL!?!?! HE MUST HAVE IT, And HeHeHE Can SHARE HIS TROLLWHENHE'SFINISHEDWITHITOMNOMNOM... wonder if troll makes a good quiche?
ohOHSOMEONE COMES AAAARRGHRGHG......

(Wearing the recently emptied barrel, PD makes his escape...)

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: [Community] Nomekast - At War with Nothing
« on: September 02, 2014, 01:52:13 pm »
have to ask, is it doing colledgy things that delays this, because I really want to know what hapens next, so if its you taking overtime or somethhing from wrk or money troubless I could chip in a few quid now and then to elp out, and on pain of long delays I'm guessing others will too...

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: [Community] Nomekast - At War with Nothing
« on: April 17, 2014, 01:05:24 pm »
Quote from: danmanthedog on April 16, 2014, 01:46:58 pm
I can't tell whats happening thats how crazy it is haa.
!! thank you, I am very proud of my drivel! I am particularly proud of ARGHMOTHEREATINGSONOFAMARMOT!!!
In essence, your Ddwarf did his come-on to my madelf, who thought he was stealing his own mad ramblings (due to your description of your dwarfs language and accent), PD assaulted him, briefly regained sanity for long enough to feel a bit bad about it, and then was distracted by your dwarfs crossbow (your profession is hunter, right?), he picked it up, pulled the trigger and was hit by the string, threw it down, breaking it and having the string whip round and hit his ear, leading to him fleeing in pain and even more confusion than normal...
hope that clears it up for you.!!

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: [Community] Nomekast - At War with Nothing
« on: April 16, 2014, 12:50:37 pm »
!!@danmanthedog heheh sure but don't expect it to go the way you plan.!!

The strangeoddweird littlelittle per-DWARF that odd dwarf spouted babble and nonsense only I can talk nonsense DONTSTEALMYDRIVEL!!!

*SMACK*

there now nonoNOONE will take my words my words no one elses!!!
... oh dear, hope that didn't hurt too much, oh my... what wasss I I thinkinginging OOOH SHINY
 NEWBOW one of of the litt-DWARF bows, little arms cant pull bow string farfar enough so they make NEW arms to pull it, and hold it and *TWING* ARGHMOTHEREATINGSONOFAMARMOT!!! *CRASH* *THWIP* owowowowowowowEAR! GAAAHHHHHHHHH

(leaving a stunned dwarf, a shattered crossbow, and a spatter of blood from his string-stung ear. the madelf flees the scene)

!!sadly, this has happened to me before...!!

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: [Community] Nomekast - At War with Nothing
« on: April 07, 2014, 04:31:55 pm »
ininininin SSSAAAAAFE!!! HAHAHAHAHahahahaheheheheeee

these little people little thingsss DWARFS these dwarfs had safe place a mountain of worked stone to keep the Nothing out, keep the Nothing out and the Nothing tried to keep US out and THEM in, and we all bledandhurtanddissolve! well the people who helped us diddnt dissolve but the nothing did!! vile tasteless unfilling ENTREE'S burn burn burn them all!!!

I wonder if they have any wine in this hole? I could really go for a good vintage of strawberry prozac about now... but maybe not on annn empty stomach sososo hungry!!!!

THE DEPTHS hunt I will hunt in the depths for these people needaweapon Ilostmyfathersbow needneedneed NEW WEAPON I will hunt and when the call comes I will be ready to fight, ready to KILL burn the shadows BURN THEM FROM THE SURFACE

I will not fail again!!!    y'know... this wine ain't 'alf bad *HIC*

(PD was found later, still covered in mud, head down in a barrel of wine, recognizing a kindred spirit, the dwarfs let him be...)

!!did I just kill this thread? or are people just not that fond of mad ramblings?!!

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: [Community] Nomekast - At War with Nothing
« on: February 27, 2014, 02:44:08 am »
just joined so I can take part, truly awesome fort!

Name: PD
Race: Elf
Gender: Can't tell under the mud...
Occupation: Hunter and Bowelf

Back-story: with the forest burnt and its inhabitants slain, His mind snapped, all the traditions that had kept them great would kill them, the tree spirits were mere sticks to use to keep himself alive, the nothings themselves would keep him fed! a few kills later and he found they were less than fulfilling... he needed more that that to stay alive, he needed allies...

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