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Messages - Beirus

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: June 07, 2014, 10:33:10 pm »
@Parisbre: As a native Texan, I feel it is my duty to take offense at your remark. I challenge you to a shootout at high noon in front of the saloon. Bring a 10 gallon hat and oversized belt buckle.

Disclaimer: This is a joke. This is only a joke. Although one time I told someone I was from Texas and their response was to ask how often I went to the saloon. And they were serious. It was hilarious.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to spend points
« on: June 07, 2014, 10:15:51 pm »
Quote from: ShadowDragon on June 07, 2014, 07:24:23 pm
Quote from: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 07, 2014, 06:47:43 pm
Gelatinous cubes can't engulf creatures.
Quote from: Not Beirus on June 06, 2014, 07:10:34 pm

Then please explain why because in most media that Gelatinous cubes appear in can engulf and digest creatures such as wraiths. (and do not respond with ''but you can't because it's Nethack" because it special pleading) (http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special_pleading). it really makes no logical sense that an Gelatinous cube can engulf items but not other creatures. if you can't think of an good non-fallacious reason why I could not engulf the wraiths ,then reroll for my previous post

Otherwise, yes for  DYWYPI and Respawn and look around.
I redact the statement of gelatinous cubes being unable to engulf creatures, but I will not reroll, and in all non-nethack media containing wraiths I know of they are incorporeal, and as such would have easily killed you. You had nothing of note. [4] You respawn in New Bubblaria.

FTFY. I made no such statement. Ever.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to spend points
« on: June 07, 2014, 08:19:20 pm »
Go bless everything in the temple. +1 point.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Battle For The Artifact
« on: June 07, 2014, 04:59:01 pm »
Climb the staircase.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to spend points
« on: June 07, 2014, 04:55:28 pm »
Decree that my followers build a temple in my honor.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Cheesistan: Poll to Enable my Procrastination Addiction!
« on: June 07, 2014, 09:42:51 am »
Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on June 07, 2014, 09:23:39 am
Quote from: Beirus on June 07, 2014, 09:21:19 am
((Is Superbaby grown up yet? Also, does this mean I can sacrifice all 5 bars for a +10 bonus? It'll be like a Spirit Bomb of competence.))

Superman: Exit Hyperbolic Time Chamber and PK Kiai Tetrisius

Me: Exit Hyperbolic Time Chamber and PK Kiai Tetrisius.
(( No. He just has Kaiokenxhuge number. And I'd rather you didn't do that. It's too game breaking. Use one bonus at a time please. ))
((Ah, well then. I edited my post.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« on: June 07, 2014, 09:27:57 am »
Send both Zeppelins to bomb the Imperial Navy HQ.

Send those recruited pirates from earlier to pillage and raid.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Cheesistan: Poll to Enable my Procrastination Addiction!
« on: June 07, 2014, 09:21:19 am »
((Is Superbaby grown up yet? Also, does this mean I can sacrifice all 5 bars for a +10 bonus? It'll be like a Spirit Bomb of competence.))

Superman: Grow to adulthood already.

Me: Develop Ultimate Kamehameha Wave.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: June 06, 2014, 09:41:30 pm »
Quote from: renegadelobster on June 06, 2014, 09:26:02 pm
What would we replace their shows with? Funny death and destruction? I think they already have that covered. But then again, ours would be funnier 'cause we don't (usually) try to cause widespread death and destruction, it just sorta...happens.

Edit: Actually, thought. We could just have a show called "Medics of the HMRC ARM". We would get all the viewers forever. Please don't let me die because I'm making fun of all the medics, it's a joke I swear. :'(

We could give Lars his own evangelical show. If nothing else, maybe we could genetically engineer a hypnotoad and put it on all the channels with ARM propaganda playing in the background.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Projects and Subplots everywhere
« on: June 06, 2014, 09:24:19 pm »
Go see what's behind Door Number "Exit"

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: June 06, 2014, 09:18:16 pm »
Quote from: Unholy_Pariah on June 06, 2014, 08:15:27 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 06, 2014, 07:34:45 pm
Quote from: Unholy_Pariah on June 06, 2014, 07:31:11 pm
Wait you mean we arent going to go kill lots of people and steal all their stuff because we dont like the fact that they like something that we dont?

Im sad now.

Don't worry, of course we are!
It's just that instead of "creepy bright-coloured mutant ponies" the thing they like is called "stable-yet-ruthless all-powerful government"! ;D
Yeah but government property is all mass produced garbarge, i waana take something with immense sentimental and monetary value then bastardise it and use it to kill the previous owners friends.
You could go take over the UWM TV/HoloTV stations and ruin their shows.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to spend points
« on: June 06, 2014, 08:15:53 pm »
((It may also result in me losing my godhood and everyone else losing anything they got after that point.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to spend points
« on: June 06, 2014, 08:09:34 pm »
Quote from: Nunzillor on June 06, 2014, 08:06:32 pm
Kill the past version of The Froggy Ninja with the help of the townspeople!  For the good of all!  Then, escape back to the past: who knows how time may punish us for changing history?  2 points.
((You see this? Imma go edit my post.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to spend points
« on: June 06, 2014, 07:10:34 pm »
((Now I have followers, yay. In this timeline. Which means any changes to the timeline may result in losing my followers. Which means a smiting may be in order if anybody would threaten the existence of my followers.))

Decree a temple be built by my followers. Smite Nunzillor. Messing with time never helped anybody without screwing over everyone else. +3 point bonus.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Dodge - Immortal Labyrinth
« on: June 06, 2014, 06:51:01 pm »
Try to see if any if the remaining golems have a key or something inside the that looks like it will open the door.

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