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They may make us sleepy! But they'll never take our... our... *Yawn* Zzz... ZzzThey have taken one of our brothers, lets us have a moment of silence. Followed by hours of furious yelling.
If you look closely at the right side of the screen, there is a black line heading upward, which means that the wall curves around to the side where we can't see.Much better idea. +1
Go around the corner.
Guys no, you'[re doing it wrong. We don't need to kick the Floor, it's simply too small for the goals we have in mind. Put simply, all we have to do, is kick The Void.+1 to the power of 9
Yeah, lets keep this sane... for now. Wait until he charges. We clearly cant get around that shield.I like this plan +1
Or, we could back into a wall, make it look like we are cornered, then when he charges, we dash out of the way. He'll run right into the wall, knocking him off balance. That is when we strike!
We'll taunt him until he charges, Then we'll step behind him and javelin his spine, We'll then eat his heart in front of the masses and ask if we can keep his skull as a souvenir!+1 Better to be remembered before we die. I don't see why eating his heart'd be so bad. Besides who cares about our public image?
+1+1Kicking the air is not memetic enough. Kick the darkness.+1
Someone gets me.
Look, if we eat something we gain its powers. That is a scientific fact you learn in, like, third grade. WE NOW HAVE THE POWERS OF A ZOMBIE! Which happen to include being dead.
Look, all my horrible ideas have worked up until this point right? This one will work too. TRUST ME!
I know that man, I know really well. :uI am thinking of a Zombie Ronin taking revenge on his sworn enemy. That is what I am thinking.You would not last very long during a zombie apocalypse. :v
