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Make the puppy pee on exposed wiring.

Mel from the Land of the Dead thread.

Granted. You do not, however, have the motivation to check the oven, resulting in a house/apartment/whatever fire.

I wish I had the best poncho in the world. I wish someone would throw shoruke's avatar, but not while in Prinny Land.

Gila Monster.

Granted. Your skateboard is held together by glue, because your friend broke it and didn't want to tell you.

I wish my avatar had his hat again.

"What am I even doing here? Do I even exist?"

.....

"Do any of you even exist?!"

Granted. It will be embedded into your skull so you won't lose it.

I wish more people would make wishes on this thread.

Destroy their brain with constant pleasure, like they do in the Wheel of Time but yet not like it at all.

Dies irae.