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The word 'kamikaze' springs to mind.
I cast Cakestein's Cakeluar reaction

Cakestein's Cakeluar reaction works on the principal of cake = cakemagic times the speed of cake caked. Needless to say this means that cake contains vast amounts of potential cake magic. Cakestein worked out a way to break down one crumb of cake into a crumb of lesser cake, releasing the lost cake as cakemagic. The real breakthrough was working out how to cause this cakemagic to break down surrounding crumbs into cakemagic as well, thereby causing an unstoppable chain reaction. The unleashed cake magic could flatten cities.
Some said he was mad...
He said that it's full potential would probably only be unleashed on a six.
They said, what?
 

Huff steam

Get branch>light branch on fire>burn wagon.

No mice? Don't all peasants carry mice with them for precisely this purpose?
Ah well.
Pray to extremus to BURN the ones that would cause my demise. THEN CHUG THE REST.

Crumble bread>
Pour a (un)healthy dose of each liquid upon a few bread crumbs>
Lure mice to nibble at each type of (poisoned) bread.
Observe effects.

Excellent, that's everyone. I think. Yes it is.
I shall do the rolls in 2 hours.
EDIT: Well OK, not everybody but org hasn't posted in 24 hours so he gets AI'd

Captain Nirur Torir shall now look for anyone willing to buy the wrecked ship he found.

Action: Help Nirur with whatever hes doing

|You are awakened by thunderclan pouring water over you. You sit up and listen to thunderclan jabber about how awesome you are.|Apparently you helped arrest some murderers or something, and now people think you're awesome. You realise that your good fortune must be exploited, and so you offer your fans the exclusive chance to buy a space ship shot by Nirur Torir himself.
| A few people go with you to the ship, where they admire the lump of metal dangling behind the ship, and then walk off. A merchant offers you 600 credits for it and permission to set it up as a tourist attraction, which you accept.
(600 credits= Decent price).

I'll change my lightsaber colour to orange, and then start running around a bit, practising my endurance and (possibly) agility.

You swap your lightsaber for an orange one. |You in circles around the ship. Your endurance increases, but you get dizzy. -1 to physical actions next turn (like running or fighting)

Realizing that using the computer is pointless, I attempt to enter Smuggles and use the nearest internet cafe to surf various sites regarding CPU mantienance, since I need to try and lower the IDIOT_SHIELD on the ships CPU.

Internet (n.):
A system of global communication whereby multiple computers are linked together. Can still be found on earth, and other planets with large (100 million+) populations. Internet was much used on earth before 2010, and indeed was still used for a long time afterwards. However the difficulty of moving 'pure' information faster than light means that it doesn't even work within a single solar system, and over the span of the galaxy it would be silly.
See system libraries, fiber optics, and <2010 computers.

Tsk. Not that you could know. Anyway, you attempt to go to the nearest system library (digital libraries used within solar systems). | You walk down the gangplank and past the guard. He stops you and tells you that no weapons are allowed on the station.|You reply with an argument so well built that no counter argument could ever be formulated |. The guard's brain lapses into unconsciousness before your reasoning can do to much damage. Unfortunately you completely forget to go inside.

I practice my agility.

|You do stretches and stuff, and jump over astronautical equipment on the deck. You even swing around on some rigging, jumping from one rope to - the cold dark abyss of space. Oops. | You fly off the ship. Before anyone can activate the gravity rescue systems you fly out of the biosphere. You hold your breath and try to swim back. Which is surprisingly easy. But despite your speed you run out of breath. You take a deep breath of cold hydrogen. Or not. It appears you have taken a sphere of air with you. On account of your innate magical abilities.
Sweet!

I now disassemble one of the lightsabers, carefully studying its mechanics and storing every single piece of it. I don't want a small but important part to vanish in some corner, after all.

|You break open the red lightsaber. Pieces fly everywhere.
Try and be more careful next time.

If I am in, I'll take two lightsabers (one green, one blue), turn them off, pocket them, and go see if I can figure out the ship's computer. Preferably without being labeled IDIOT.

You run after Nirur Torir and thunderclan. You explain that you have wanted to be a pirate ever since you got dumped here, and Nirur lets you join the crew. |You gleefully grab two lightsabers (yellow, white) and take a look at the ships computer. You wisely don't press buttons at random, and the computer just beeps at you. It's a simple thing, controlling the ships steering mechanisms and keeping the ship on a pre-set course. It seems pretty easy to operate.

Org trains his lightsabering.

| Org takes a powerful swing at the training dummy, which parries his blow. Unfortunately the parrying mechanism is a little fragile, and the saber arm goes limp.


Statuses:

Blast the wiresponge with raw cake magic.

The cold hand of death is upon this thread...

Anyway. I accuse Pandarsenic:
First to post.
Asked a silly question which takes attention away from the fact that people have been murdered and rather focuses on game mechanics.
Confusing on day 1
Pot shots are as good as any right now seeing as 3 townies have died, but no mafias.