"Okay! Here goes. Heeeeyup"



The crowd collectively gasps, then murmurs. There are shouts, screams even, as some realize who you are.

*snip*
"Oh great king of the Dwarves, law-giver of the Stone and He of the Mighty Beard, I have traveled across time and space and transcended the boundaries of Life and Death to stand humbly before you as a herald of peace between our people. Your glory and wisdom, and the beauty of your kingdom, have reached the ears of my kind, whose meager caves cannot compare to your great halls. It is my wish to bring the might of your kingdom to even greater glory, and see the legacy of its beauty stand in the far and distant future!"

"It was I who vanquished the great Dusak in this very arena. Yes, I died, but I have returned, and with more than just the abilty to speak. My allies include a fierce and powerful warrior, slayer of countless foes, a goddess from the stars with knowledge and wisdom beyond mortal ken, and a servant whose loyalty has never faltered. We offer our services in exchange for the dagger Tributescar, and the freedom of the goblin, who should be seen as a champion and not as a slave."
You turn to the audience, "Now, everyone, sing with me! F is for-"
The king interrupts you. "You can have the dagger! I'm sure it's just some useless trinket collecting dust in our vault!"

"As for the goblin, only one of you will leave this arena alive!" All of the copper walls slam shut.

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