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ripperino in rare peperonis ;_;7

Is it wrong that I have read this as "rape peperonis"?

And thus spoke Zarathustra.

Really? Zoroastrians? In the 21st century? Dayum.

Is this still going on? If so, YESH. If not, aww. Good job, man. Or woman. Or neither. Or something in between.

"...Sure."
I go over to the cave. I look resigned.

Look under a seat for loot and then try to seal the door, if it's unsealed.

He proved that souls do exist by comitting countless crimes against his own and everyone's who heard of him.

Ninjaed. He calls himself "Chan". I'm not sure whether I can disclose the reason why, because that might just infer his privacy rights and god knows the last thing I need is him sending messages to me or whatever.

YES. I FINALLY CAN COUNTER THE SOVIET METEOR. BLACKLIST HIM AND ACCUSE HIM OF SOVIET SYMPATHIES.

((So I checked my status and noticed that I'm carrying that scalp around. Cracked me up.))

Steve takes a look at the corpses to examine the team's handiwork. His eyes stop at whatever is left of Avery's face. "Whoops, looks like I accidentally engaged in good ol' friendly fire! ... oh well. So, anyone noticed any stairs?"

Look for them stairs. Go up them stairs. Stealthily, if that's still an option. Shoot fools. Or stab them, if I'm being sneaky.

((I am nothing if not a inventory manager. Unless the inventory has rifles and rocket launchers in it))

You pump your shotgun and creep over to the inner hall. A woman is standing there, but she seems to be with your team. You
ignore her and instead turn left. You find a stairwell, but you hear multiple voices upstairs, coming down. You risk a peek and see that a group of around five men are walking down the stairs. All of them are armed and they are wearing vests similar to what the last two wore. You realize this must be more mercs that are investigating the gunshots. Perhaps you could take cover behind the merchandise stalls or the columns.

Advance ahead of all the others in a manner that would seems like a routine guard patrol.

You nod towards the woman and immediately accept she would be joining your team. You walk past her and enter the hallway. It has an open window on the end of it, probably the way your new teammate got it. You see three doors on the left and two on the right. You investigate the first one on the left and see an office. It has a computer in it.

Marco's eyes are filled with sadness and rage as another possible money source reveals itself to be useless.

After that, Marco wonders what the time is. But he doesnt really care and tries to scout the place for possible advancement.

You think it is about ten, more or less. You follow Laniziik and enter the same hallway he does. He investigates the first door on the left, so you investigate the second one. When you get closer to it, you hear voices inside. Speaking german. You look through the convienient keyhole and see that you have stumbled to an armory of sorts. You can't make out any figures inside, but you only have a limited cone of view, so it it entirely possible you just can't spot them through the keyhole.

>Go support the team and find more enemies to shoot.

You do the reasonable thing and join the Conga line of hallway explorers. You investigate the third and last door on the left and quickly realize it is a bathroom. You see a few stalls inside. You can also easily tell that two of them are populated by someone. You can say that... you will get them with their pants down.

That one sucked.

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