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Messages - SaberToothTiger

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Roll To Dodge / Re: A story of myths
« on: November 27, 2015, 12:14:19 pm »
Danny McGrof/Pan:

"Uh, mom, are you alright? I think you had a bit too much. Anyway, I hope you enjoy Christmas!"
Excuse myself out of the room and ask hermes when I'm in the corridor:
"What the fuck? This is confusing, you know. I mean, am I Pan? Are you Hermes? And if you are, are you my dad or whatever the fuck?
And what does Apollo want with me? I am quite confused.
Oh, you want to go? Sure, but where? How...? Nevermind. Lead on."
I also buy Alternative I
Spoiler: SaberToothTiger/Danny McGrof/Pan (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Blind Fate - Turn 26 (Updated 11/24)
« on: November 27, 2015, 11:42:26 am »
"Oh my god, my eyes! My face! Why does it have to hurt so much?!"
Run away from all this nonsense.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: SCP League: Turn Two(6/6 Players)
« on: November 27, 2015, 10:33:59 am »
Spoiler: R.An.Co.R (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Magic Tower Defense (Still Accepting Players!!!)
« on: November 26, 2015, 04:46:13 pm »
I, __Cadwallen Teague__ hereby commit myself, my children, and my childrens children to the dense of this nation. I pledge that the blood of the ___Enochs___ will research magic and its uses until its last drop has been spilled. I have already began to study  __gem magic__ with an emphasis on __alchemy__ . I will use this power, and all power that follows after, to defend this nation from attack.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Capitalism
« on: November 26, 2015, 04:36:22 pm »
A few things I need to ask. Are we able to alter the course of history, or will we have purely historical events?
Bismarck wasn't emperor, he was chancellor. He was pretty darn competent nevertheless.
Thirdly, bamp-o.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: SCP League: Turn Two(6/6 Players)
« on: November 25, 2015, 07:01:47 pm »
Oops I meant to vote on both kinds of events
Spoiler: R.An.Co.R (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« on: November 25, 2015, 04:13:06 pm »
"Evil meteor! EAT MY BRAAAAAIN"
I HEADBUTT THE MOTHERFUCKING METEOR UNTIL I AM BRAINLESS. THEN I REPEAT THE PREVIOUS ACTION.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« on: November 25, 2015, 02:57:21 pm »
AM, do my turn, plox! SEND ME PRESENTS.

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General Discussion / Re: The Abusive Policing Thread: Beyond Brown, No Justice
« on: November 25, 2015, 08:18:50 am »
Good to see US police force staying classy.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Blind Fate - Turn 25 (Updated 11/24)
« on: November 25, 2015, 04:38:23 am »
I do the only reasonable thing that needs to be done with a buried landmine in the middle of a warzone. I grab it in my grubby little hands and run to the car.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: SCP League: Turn One(6/6 Players)
« on: November 25, 2015, 04:13:52 am »
Goddamn Tv Tropes. I hate them, I love them.
Spoiler: R.An.Co.R (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Assassinate -- The Infiltration 4/6
« on: November 24, 2015, 05:28:51 pm »
Lermfish. Post your action, please.

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General Discussion / Re: The Paris Attacks
« on: November 24, 2015, 02:07:08 pm »
Well, there would be no international, then. It would pretty much say:
"I am a country, motherfucker. I dare you to oppose me, I double dare you motherfucker oppose me once."
And then nobody opposed because everyone was dead.

Ninja'ed by Bohandas.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: November 24, 2015, 01:44:35 pm »
He would feed the tree loving hippies to the dragon.

WWUD if the dragon was a tree loving hippie?

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General Discussion / Re: The Paris Attacks
« on: November 24, 2015, 12:46:41 pm »
They have almost no international recognition, if any.

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