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Messages - Madman198237

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 12, 2016, 02:29:35 pm »
Goblin cancels Murder: Attacked by dragon-headed bronze colossus demon.

WWUD with a fire-spewing bronze colossus?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 10, 2016, 05:38:55 pm »
Urist cancels Spy: Stark raving mad

WWUD if he was transformed into an elf by a sorcerer?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 04, 2016, 09:51:01 am »
Urist cancels Admire Power: World has ended

WWUD with a captive wizard?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 03, 2016, 01:39:58 pm »
Kill all three of them---if the original dwarf was from an elven civ at a dwarven site, he either didn't fight enough or was a traitor to begin with. Therefore, his adopted elf and that elf's adopted dwarf are clearly all more elf than dwarf.

Unless of course the elf and second dwarf show signs of being dwarf-y. In which case, praise the original dwarf for infiltrating their civ and spreading true Dwarven culture, before using the elf in the same way.

WWUD with an elf turncoat?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 01, 2016, 12:52:18 pm »
Not be too worried---true dwarves prefer the brilliant blue of real adamantine.

WWUD if he excavated his entire map and found no adamantine at all?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 24, 2016, 07:55:21 am »
Urist cancels Work: Busy Making Money

WWUD with a stealth system in fortress mode?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 22, 2016, 10:06:59 am »
Become a secret agent. Only operates during the full moon. Always wears a cool hat.

WWUD with a platypus?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 12, 2016, 06:03:44 pm »
Kill them all with his masterwork adamantine pickaxe.

WWUD with a captive Dark Lord?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 12, 2016, 02:17:35 pm »
Quote from: Arcvasti on August 12, 2016, 02:10:01 pm
Smoke some rat weed and embark on an epic quest to figure out how to make all the parts of an instrument to combat the CONSERVATIVE MENACE with Liberal Heart~!

What would Urist do if rat weed were smokable?
Rename it pipeweed and live in a hole in the ground.

WWUD in a hobbit town?

Quote from: pikachu17 on August 12, 2016, 02:12:25 pm
Quote from: Arcvasti on August 12, 2016, 02:10:01 pm
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You didn't include a WWUD!

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 09, 2016, 09:00:47 am »
Die to the demons who own the place, as they are obviously the only ones who know how to work slade.

WWUD if he became a were-demon?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: July 28, 2016, 05:19:34 pm »
Quote from: Random_Dragon on July 28, 2016, 01:48:04 pm
Mierda. I've always made sure I was in ranges of as many interesting neighbors as sites allow, but I still never get anything. Except tower sieges, but thus far I've only seen them hit TWO forts/camps.

Check your exported wealth. I don't remember if that affected sieges or not, but it's worth a shot. No sieges, export more. If you get a goblin diplomat or anything, badly injure him so he leaves the map. If he doesn't leave the map, just kill him.

Or you can anger the humans or the elves or something.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 27, 2016, 05:28:33 pm »
Quote from: pikachu17 on July 27, 2016, 09:22:14 am
Wonder why the question has a line through it.
WWUD if he had an oculus rift?

I'm sorry, OK? I didn't check it!!!! QUIT COMPLAINING TO ME!!!!
Quote from: BadLeo on July 27, 2016, 04:58:29 pm
Play darts. And get a real weapon upon engaging battle.

WWUD if the only weapon available to him was an adamantine mace?

Urist cancels Bash Enemy, too busy biting/kicking/punching enemy. (Dwarfs will sometimes do all they can to not use weapons in combat....It's annoying)

WWUD with a lead artifact sword?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: July 27, 2016, 05:24:28 pm »
Don't worry, I'm sure the ability to horribly screw up a medical procedure is coming.

My fort was built in a terrifying biome...and all I get are walking corpses (They don't even reanimate on the map! They just wander on in!). No clouds, no rain effects. At least, not yet.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: July 26, 2016, 09:39:55 pm »
It seems that it at least used to be a bigger problem.
The big thing with paralysis in DF is that a paralyzed creature occasionally forgets to breathe. So a (Even temporary) paralysis-causing bite would often be fatal...especially if the creature is continuing to bite you (Therefore extending the time of paralysis).

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 26, 2016, 05:22:28 pm »
Ninja-dwarf the forgotten beast with a flying kick to the (Place name of whatever vulnerable part the beast posses here).

WWUD after loses all his limbs in battle?

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