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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Let's make a story! (Draw by Grey Goo)
« on: July 16, 2014, 03:05:15 pm »
Pour every last grain of sugar in the coffee.
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I'd say my favorite thing to do is to duel wield swords so that I can cut both hands off my enemies in on swift attack.How did you get that high? Peasant murder?
also my adventurer is up to four thousand four hundred thirty-seven notable kills. and still rising. xD I love this update so much.


Haven't had a chance to play the new version yet. Anyone have pictures of an elfsite?I will get one.
But it was inevitable.If purring maggots actually purr and vibrate would the more naughty among our dwarves seek to get infected with purring maggots on their crotch? *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*That's horrifying.
Ok. Rip open knee by biting, instead.Cut wrists so we can practice healing.Do not do this under any circumstances.
Search our bookshelf and that... Wardrobe... Thing.


Naming your game Roll to Act Reasonably is basically asking for people to do the opposite. Don't look into it too much or you'll wind up like GWG.