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Messages - DoctorMcTaalik

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I thoroughly enjoyed what I listen to, including the third track. The intro is a tad weird, but it makes sense when you consider the song title. Might be my favorite of the three, honestly.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Tourist Trap
« on: July 04, 2015, 10:26:39 pm »
"Mayhaps they haven't. I and my companions, which includes him -" he points to John - 'have a way out of here, though you'd have to convince them to let you come along.
Maybe I could trade you for the gorilla -  thing hurts my eyes."


"Trade me? For a monkey?"

 Hyenakles pauses to compose himself.

 "Hell's a rough place. Safety in numbers, eh?"

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Tourist Trap
« on: July 04, 2015, 09:39:50 pm »
Excellent! Good. I will take them with me when I leave. My thanks and all that.

He goes up to the hyena dude.

Now that I've temporarily satisfied my pyromania, who are you? You're not hellborn, I can tell.

"Yeah, I'm not from around here. And I don't intend to stick around."

His eyes dart to the side. "You know these people? They're creeping me out a bit. Like they've never seen a hyena before, or something."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to spend points
« on: July 04, 2015, 03:38:58 pm »
Dream of chaos, destruction, whatever phantasms my eldritch brain can conjure.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Tourist Trap
« on: July 04, 2015, 03:32:11 pm »
Hiding the leg beneath his table, but not out of reach, Hyenakles attempts to look relatively at ease. He grips it with his right paw, taking some comfort in it. Relaxing a bit, he waves the other arm at the two newcomers.

Calm. Remain calm. These are the first normal people, or at least believably abnormal people, you've seen all day. Don't blow this.

Wait for that steak, hope these relatively less creepy people sit near me. Remain alert, in case anything weird happens.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Tourist Trap
« on: July 03, 2015, 10:34:16 pm »
Hyenakles clears his throat, and looks at the waiter. And then clears his throat again.

"Hey, waiter? Somebody? I'd like to make an order."

Order that steak. If nobody comes to me, go to them. Shake my deer shank at them if I have to.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to form a Cult
« on: July 03, 2015, 04:04:27 pm »
Find the most bitter monk I can, and whisper angry words in his ear.

"It's sickening, really. Vazeron must have a twisted sense of humor, if that... thing you dragged in is what he calls life.

And why is everyone so eager to help the creature? Honestly, these holier-than-thou hypocrites spend more time pampering undeserving stragglers and outcasts than they do caring for their own kind. It's about time you teach them a lesson, don't you think?"

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@To all Joker volunteers: "Everyone who's volunteered for my team, say what you're good at. I'll tell you right now that untested alien shit isn't allowed during missions organized by me, and even tested alien shit must be carefully employed in case it even comes into play. Being willing to follow orders without exploding into whining is also necessary."

"If this mission's gonna be long-term, you might need somethin' built or repaired at some point. I'm pretty good at that sorta thing, if I do say so myself. And I might not be the brightest, but I'm good at following orders. I'm also fairly strong, and I got endurance."

((At +2, Gus has the best handiwork bonus of anyone volunteering for Joker*. If we're going to be out there for a while, it might be good to have someone on hand to fix and/or build things on the fly.))

*Besides Dubley (also +2), but he volunteered for all three missions and specified no preference.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to form a Cult
« on: July 02, 2015, 04:21:13 pm »
Give whatever the guy's name is a healthy dose of the ol' vitrolium, hopefully allowing him to walk and follow spoken directions, and try to find a way out of the desert.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to form a Cult
« on: July 02, 2015, 03:54:11 pm »
I lean over, and whisper into the man's ears.

"You have a choice now: you may give up, and concede your life to this cruel desert. After all, there is nothing left for you here; might as well give up on this meaningless life and let your wretched soul descend to some danker, darker hell than this one.

Or, you can take up the righteous path of vengeance... the path of hate. The path of Ira-Erazmin. You can have your way with the world, gouge its eyes just as it gouged yours. All you need do is pray to Vitriol, pray by its true name... Worship the truest of gods, that primal bastion of hate. Pray to Ira-Erazmin.

Whisper words of venom, let it be.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to form a Cult
« on: July 02, 2015, 03:33:34 pm »
Yes, I was once known as Hoardum, God of Greed and Head Collector of Wealth! It was that enlightened fool Xin the Prophetic Monk who sealed me away, all because he believed that man would never progress without strife as long as he was fixated on material gain.

But now I am back to take what is rightfully mine! And this time I'd do it right! I would make myself and my rebuilt paradise own all the riches that this world has to offer, if only I could gain enough gold/jewels/ivory/silk/other valuables beneath my jurisdiction, and once more have my flock revel in greed, indulgence, and hedonism!

((I hope this is an alright submission, as this game looks really fun!))

((Greed and Contempt go hand in hand. Your god and mine are going to get along nicely, I think. Or as nicely as the two can.))

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Gus clears his throat uncomfortably, and adresses whassisfacebadgerclawteamcaptainjokerguy. "Sir, I'd... I'd like to volunteer for the Joker mission, if tha'sokay. Er, please."

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Any advice on what mission I should go on? I don't want to leave up to potentially random choice, but I'm not particularly suited for any of them. I'm kind of interested in the joker mission, but I'm not sure if I'd be very useful.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Tourist Trap
« on: July 02, 2015, 01:32:02 pm »
Hyenakles gives the people(?) the ol' disconcerted side eye (the timeless classic!), and shudders involuntarily. Hoisting his deer shank over his shoulder, he picks a seat in clear view of the door.

Grab a booth, order some sort of meat. Rare, of course. People(?)-watch

((I'm just waiting for someone to hopefully show up at the diner, so I'll try to avoid complicated actions that involve much rolling.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to form a Cult
« on: July 02, 2015, 01:09:29 pm »
Invoke disgust in my follower.

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