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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: October 24, 2015, 02:43:45 pm »
You don't mean the Power Gauntlet, do you?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« on: October 24, 2015, 02:31:46 pm »
Well, only one thing to do...
Vomit all those snacks back up into a neat little pile. If anyone comes near, go ahead and throw up on them instead. And kick them for good measure. Whilst emitting goat screams, or else just more vomit.
((You don't have functional legs, pal. Good luck with that.))
Vomit all those snacks back up into a neat little pile. If anyone comes near, go ahead and throw up on them instead. And kick them for good measure. Whilst emitting goat screams, or else just more vomit.
Help the Idot above* by holding the goat down by the neck, I will then attach it's legs to me
*AkumaKasai
((You don't have functional legs, pal. Good luck with that.))
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Creative Projects / Re: The ASCII Art thread
« on: October 24, 2015, 12:10:18 pm »
Added a DF logo, because it needed it.
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: October 24, 2015, 05:14:49 am »
The on-ship thread is about to hit 2000 pages. I'm impressed.
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: TINKER: Miya's Hubris
« on: October 24, 2015, 05:08:34 am »
Exo:
Pimp Dagger
A Monoatomic Razor with small deposits of pimpcane metal (not sure what it's actually called) in the handle. Because flying daggers with invisible blades are a safe idea.
Lenocane
A granular substance composed of pimp metal molecules bonded to calcium. If ingested or injected into the bloodstream, it naturally deposits itself in the bones. Exo users could either do this to themselves, in order to gain psychic control over their own limbs, or to enemies, essentially converting them into meat puppets. For the latter to be feasible, we'd need either syringe guns or hypodermic spears to forcibly deliver the Lenocane.
Uncon:
Radial Monosaw
A messy polearm weapon. It has Five monoatomic razors distributed evenly around a central wheel, each turned at an angle. An axle through the wheel connects it back to its long handle. When the wielder squeezes a button on the handle, internal motors rotate the wheel at a high velocity, allowing him/her to mow down anyone and everyone standing in their path.
Chain Monosaw ("The Gusonator")
A bulkier, close-quarters Monosaw variant. Rather than using full-length razors, the Gusonator has a multitude of tiny (we're talking a few centimeters long) monoatomic blades attatched at a sharp angle to a rotating chain. In appearance, it's essentially a bulky sword-chainsaw hybrid with invisible teeth.
Pimp Dagger
A Monoatomic Razor with small deposits of pimpcane metal (not sure what it's actually called) in the handle. Because flying daggers with invisible blades are a safe idea.
Lenocane
A granular substance composed of pimp metal molecules bonded to calcium. If ingested or injected into the bloodstream, it naturally deposits itself in the bones. Exo users could either do this to themselves, in order to gain psychic control over their own limbs, or to enemies, essentially converting them into meat puppets. For the latter to be feasible, we'd need either syringe guns or hypodermic spears to forcibly deliver the Lenocane.
Uncon:
Radial Monosaw
A messy polearm weapon. It has Five monoatomic razors distributed evenly around a central wheel, each turned at an angle. An axle through the wheel connects it back to its long handle. When the wielder squeezes a button on the handle, internal motors rotate the wheel at a high velocity, allowing him/her to mow down anyone and everyone standing in their path.
Chain Monosaw ("The Gusonator")
A bulkier, close-quarters Monosaw variant. Rather than using full-length razors, the Gusonator has a multitude of tiny (we're talking a few centimeters long) monoatomic blades attatched at a sharp angle to a rotating chain. In appearance, it's essentially a bulky sword-chainsaw hybrid with invisible teeth.
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« on: October 23, 2015, 08:41:45 pm »
"Thank you, gentlemen!"
Get legs.
Get legs.
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Creative Projects / Re: Random Things you drew/shopped/made/etc.
« on: October 22, 2015, 11:59:38 pm »
It's not so much that the image speaks for itself... I just don't know what to say about it.
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 23: Thing that Goes Bump in the Night
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:38:48 pm »Any reason the existing pistols that other people have wouldn't fill this need?
I got the impression that the mauler pistols really weren't designed for stealth. I guess I was wrong?
Also, how many people has Gus had to shoot? He's a civilian with no prior combat experience or (legitimate) criminal record, so these numbers matter to him.
As I continue doing my job, continue to imagine the patients as cattle. Gus would rather not contemplate the ethics of any of this.
Still do this.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« on: October 22, 2015, 04:03:35 pm »
Construct a reasonably defensible fort from the various pre-packaged snacks around me. Hunker down.
EDIT: If anyone interrupts me, give them a kick.
EDIT: If anyone interrupts me, give them a kick.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Mobile Home
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:59:33 pm »
Hyenakles keeps his mouth shut, for once.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Mobile Home
« on: October 21, 2015, 08:11:43 pm »
Deer leg at his side, Hyenakles strides into the room.
Enter behind the Johns.
Enter behind the Johns.
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: October 20, 2015, 11:14:35 pm »-snip-
EDIT: I somehow failed to notice that Abstract had explained the issue...in an edit. Wow, I'm dumb.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« on: October 20, 2015, 05:35:59 pm »Kick the goat in the throat while he eats.
Evade.
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« on: October 20, 2015, 05:10:58 pm »
Glance over and see if "legs" is an option on the vending machine.
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: October 19, 2015, 08:32:48 pm »
I dunno. I wish I could thing of an IC reason for Gus to immediately shoot Egan's character. I mean, Mission 23 is out of sync with real time, I think, so we might have a bit of time before he gets possessed and goes berserk.
EDIT: that's a reply to tryrar, btw.
EDIT: that's a reply to tryrar, btw.