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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: August 07, 2016, 08:47:51 pm »
More hilarious books:

'Explorations of the Flask'. Assumedly this was written during some Necromancer's low point.

'Journey to the City.' Cool! A travel brochure!

'The History of the Hamlet.' Oh, now they're just straight up writing about Shakespeare!

'My Friend Curls.' Written by a Canadian, I assume.

'New Hamlet.' Now they're straight-up rewriting Shakespeare!

'Reflections on the Stationary Sun.' Okay, that sounds cool. And it sounds like Banner Saga fanfic.

'Women: Common Practice.' No comment needed.

'Master of Pulleys.' Undoubtedly a horribly lame position.

'Short Dwarf.' Well, duh!

'The Great Hardness.' Kinky.

'Common Sense Lions.' I actually have a transcript of this one: 'Don't try to hug a lion. Don't punch a lion. It will probably eat you.'

And now, the greatest title ever: 'The Stinky Witch and the Dwarf.'

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: March 05, 2016, 08:07:22 pm »
Some crazy names from one world:

A goblin group called the Hate of Limping. They either don't like getting broken legs or they really, really dislike cripples.

Another goblin group called the Dungeons of Prison. As opposed to those other dungeons of reading.

A fortress entitled Cityblocks. That's just amazing.

A Goblin named Rovod Raptortomes. I assume he really liked writing books about dinosaurs.

Here's a guy who's renown for keeping the city clean and stopping littering: Mato Hatedtrash!

This name's just awesome: Nako Evilfought.

A book entitled The Fool Laughs. It was written by Stukos Tincloisterred. It concerns Stukos Tincloisterred. The writing has a serious tone. So, there actually doesn't seem like much fooling or laughing! And is Stukos calling himself a fool? Or is he calling all the people who've bullied him throughout his life fools?

What I can only assume is its sequel: More Stukos Tincloistered. For all of you people who can't get enough of laughing fools or fools being laughed at by fools.

Another book called Choose Victory by the Dwarf, my Love. It sounds like some teen romance novel. In reality it's a book... about a book... about a book called The Dwarf, my Love, which concerns Tulon Meetgravel. It is written by Tulon Meetgravel. Couple that with the other two books he wrote about the book, and he's the single most narcissistic being in the world!


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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: December 08, 2014, 09:22:02 am »
I ended up with some odd names in my most recent world:
A book entitled The Secret of the Book After the End in the Time of My Ancestors. The single longest title ever. It's also a book about a book about a book about a book.
I was scrolling through important figures and I came across a goblin called Smallvile. I should be on the lookout for the goblin town of Superman.
A civilization called the Bunches of Shame.
Another civilization called the Blue Orange. I don't think they get color.
An island called the Friendly Island. Unfortunately, the only land on it was The Waning Plane of Violence. It sends mixed messages.
Another book entitled Start Your Day with Extinction.

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