So everything was going well at Cheesemurdered so well that I was bored as my soldiers were ALL legendary fighters, axedwarves, shield users blablabla
But then... A huge goblin siege of 150 goblins mounted on giant toads and war cave dragons! I told my military to hack em down but only one of them went to meet them
Oh god... He killed around 100 before the other axelords arrived

They also slaughtered in seconds the caravans of humans and elves. It took so much time to haul dem corpses

Btw they had candy helmets, axes and steel armour (All was masterwork)
Maybe axelords are a tad overpowered. ( They also run faster that bloodthirsty war dogs. Faster than war dogs? Faster than dogs? Steel armoured dwarves? Faster? Dogs?)
A few months later I let the clowns loose. I lost

Also a civialian punched a unicorn. The result? Unicorn teeth pinata!