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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: December 20, 2015, 05:41:37 pm »
Made Tony the Tigerman axeman, was just fast travelling to another town when I got the biggest anti-climax I ever had in DF.


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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Worst Thing Ever Done in Adventure Mode
« on: December 20, 2015, 05:39:33 pm »
I wish you could force stuff down people's mouths. I'd make an adventurer who goes around and shoves socks, vomit and guts down people's mouths.

December 12, the day before everyone learn how to cram stuff down peoples throats by getting them to drink it. and leading to folks cramming spiders and poisonious rats into booze barrels and getting folks to drink that.

Hahaha, didn't make the connection.
I still need to do that myself, experiment a bit with various substances...heh heh.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: December 18, 2015, 12:02:33 pm »
Maybe I missed something, but have none of you tried to get people to drink magma? That's like the go-to for experimentation.

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DF Modding / Re: RAW travesties: "Magical Hat no Butt! (E)"
« on: December 16, 2015, 06:00:42 am »
Wrestlevania (J) [b1] - WHAT A TERRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE, BROTHER!
Amy Roughness Adventures (E) - Kinky.
Krusty's Rainbow Six (S1 Hack) - Wow, Krusty really went off the deep end.
Sonicles in Sonic 3 (U) [hI]
Wet Dredd - Turbo! Daibouken (J) [!] - Wet Dredd...
Junkers Samurai Shut Up and Adventure (U) [b1] - Miyamoto Musashi's Shut Up and Adventure Gaiden when?
Rolling of Zelda, The Gun Fight Adventures (U) [o1+C] - Gangsta Legend of Zelda?
Ramborghini (U) [f1] - That's another one of my favorite words now.
Dr. RoboCod (Beta) [f1+1C] - Part cod. Part machine.
Duke Nukem - Enternal Sunset Rider-Man and Knuckles (Beta) [hI] - Wow the travestificator threw out an actual meme.
Cannon Football (UE) [c][!] - Sounds hardcore.

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DF Modding / Re: RAW travesties: "I'm a climater"
« on: December 15, 2015, 04:41:28 pm »
I don't have a list of movies or songs, but let's see if any of these new Sega Genesis game ROMs I just found are any good:

Aerobiz Superman (U) (REV00) [!]
Zombies Baseball USA 97 (E) [b1]
Rent Edition King Donald Duck II SE (U) [f1]
Disney's Super Championship Kara Crickey '93 (U) [!]
Brutal Championship Tennis (U) [b3]
Pocahontasy Starring Speedy Golf 2 (J) [!]
Magical Hat no Butt! (E) [b1]
Gargoyles Star - Two Crusader Footbrawl (U) (REV02) [!]
Rambo III - The Encharted Series Ate Mortal Kombat II (J) [o1]
M-1 Abrams Baseball Z - Lillengerous Demo by Toon Anxiety in the Miller (Beta)
ECCO Jr. Baseball '93 (U) [!]
Jurassic Playoff Editional Champions (Beta) [f1+C]
ECCO the Moving Foreman (J) [!]
Mickey Morphin Power Rangers 90 (J) [b3]

These are hysterical. I think I my lungs have moved out of my body.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: December 15, 2015, 11:33:41 am »
Trouble in purgatory.

What? DF is obviously not paradise.
Depends on who you are.
For some a paradise would be a place of magma, limbs being severed, guts being spilled, skulls being jammed through brains and also alcohol poisoning and taverns full of vomit.

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DF Modding / Re: RAW travesties: "I'm a climater"
« on: December 15, 2015, 10:09:42 am »
E.T.: The Deer Hunter
She-Wolf Man's Tomb (1956)
Strankenstein (1945)
The Monstein Meet Frankenstein Meets the Hunchback Lagoon King 2: Rise of Notre Warrior (2015)
The Mole Mummy (1945)
The Frankenster (2010)
The Morgue Ray (1945)
Ride of the Old Dame (1943) 
The Hunchback Campus (1944)
Caveman N.Y.P.D.
Franken Wu Tang
Slave Giant Chocula
The Viking Lucky HorrorVision Millie Dynamite Wizard of Dark Attack Magic
Leprechagodzilla 2000
Beast Dragonball Bowl-O-Rama
Nail Gun Masters of the Moon
Kung Fu of the Death Star
Leprechagodzilla vs. the Silken Wu Tang
Alice's Resurrected Cave Girl Frankenhooker

I unashamedly admit I want these to be real movies. Frankenhooker, Strankenstein and Leprechagodzilla are some of my favorite words now.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: 42.XX Adventure thread
« on: December 14, 2015, 08:55:59 pm »
Weird though, I was unable to advance time after I was dead in this version, even though it worked in the previous one.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: 42.XX Adventure thread
« on: December 13, 2015, 05:08:07 pm »
SO MUCH VOMIT!

It stays when you travel too, that's permanent!

I use this instead of regular parchment mats atm because I've gotta work those back into the templates properly.

Code: [Select]
[REACTION:LEATHERWORKS_ADV]
[NAME:+-- Leather working --+]
[ADVENTURE_MODE_ENABLED]
[SKILL:KNAPPING]

[REACTION:TAN_LEATHER_ADV]
[NAME:tan raw skin]
[ADVENTURE_MODE_ENABLED]
[REAGENT:carver:1:WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_DAGGER_LARGE:NONE:NONE][PRESERVE_REAGENT]
[REAGENT:A:1:NONE:NONE:NONE:NONE][USE_BODY_COMPONENT][UNROTTEN]
[HAS_MATERIAL_REACTION_PRODUCT:TAN_MAT]
[PRODUCT:100:3:SKIN_TANNED:NONE:GET_MATERIAL_FROM_REAGENT:A:TAN_MAT]
[SKILL:TANNER]

Then these all work as expected except the paper I am still tinkering with and I am sure it will work but haven't yet made a book, I keep forgetting to add the book binding item reaction.

Ugh, you gotta replace the cleaned bone items too, I'm sleepy but I'll do it later if you haven't yourself. They're a hacky tool workaround I used for the stack of bones problem before, haven't fully tested if it is fixed yet actually...
Code: [Select]
[REACTION:BOOKBINDING_ADV]
[NAME:+-- Bookbinding --+]
[ADVENTURE_MODE_ENABLED]
[SKILL:WRITING]

[REACTION:MAKE_SCROLL_ROLLERS_ADV]
[NAME:make bone scroll rollers]
[ADVENTURE_MODE_ENABLED]
[REAGENT:carver:1:WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_DAGGER_LARGE:NONE:NONE][PRESERVE_REAGENT]
[REAGENT:cleaned bone:1:TOOL:ITEM_TOOL_BONE_CLEAN:NONE:NONE]
[PRODUCT:100:1:TOOL:ITEM_TOOL_SCROLL_ROLLERS:GET_MATERIAL_FROM_REAGENT:cleaned bone:NONE]
[SKILL:BONECARVE]

[REACTION:MAKE_PARCHMENT_ADV]
[NAME:make parchment]
[ADVENTURE_MODE_ENABLED]
[REAGENT:leather:1:SKIN_TANNED:NONE:NONE:NONE]
[PRODUCT:100:3:SHEET:NONE:GET_MATERIAL_FROM_REAGENT:leather:NONE]
[SKILL:LEATHERWORK]

[REACTION:MAKE_SHEET_FROM_PLANT_ADV]
[NAME:make sheet from plant]
[ADVENTURE_MODE_ENABLED]
[REAGENT:plant:1:PLANT:NONE:NONE:NONE]
[UNROTTEN]
[PRODUCT:100:10000:SHEET:NONE:GET_MATERIAL_FROM_REAGENT:plant:NONE]
[PRODUCT_PRESSED]
[PRODUCT:100:1:SEEDS:NONE:GET_MATERIAL_FROM_REAGENT:plant:SEED_MAT]
[SKILL:PAPERMAKING]

[REACTION:MAKE_SCROLL_ADV]
[NAME:make scroll]
[ADVENTURE_MODE_ENABLED]
[REAGENT:sheet:1:SHEET:NONE:NONE:NONE]
[REAGENT:scroll rollers:1:TOOL:ITEM_TOOL_SCROLL_ROLLERS:NONE:NONE]
[PRODUCT:100:1:TOOL:ITEM_TOOL_SCROLL:GET_MATERIAL_FROM_REAGENT:sheet:NONE]
[PRODUCT_TOKEN:scroll]
[IMPROVEMENT:100:scroll:SPECIFIC:ROLLERS:GET_MATERIAL_FROM_REAGENT:scroll rollers:NONE]
[SKILL:BOOKBINDING]

[REACTION:MAKE_QUIRE_ADV]
[NAME:make quire]
[ADVENTURE_MODE_ENABLED]
[REAGENT:sheet:10000:SHEET:NONE:NONE:NONE]
[PRODUCT:100:1:TOOL:ITEM_TOOL_QUIRE:GET_MATERIAL_FROM_REAGENT:sheet:NONE]
[SKILL:BOOKBINDING]

[REACTION:BIND_BOOK_ADV]
[NAME:bind book]
[ADVENTURE_MODE_ENABLED]
[REAGENT:quire:1:TOOL:ITEM_TOOL_QUIRE:NONE:NONE]
[HAS_WRITING_IMPROVEMENT]
[CAN_USE_ARTIFACT]
[CAN_USE_LOCATION_RESERVED]
[REAGENT:binding:1:TOOL:ITEM_TOOL_BOOK_BINDING:NONE:NONE]
[REAGENT:thread:15000:THREAD:NONE:NONE:NONE]
[PRODUCT:100:1:BOOK:NONE:GET_MATERIAL_FROM_REAGENT:binding:NONE]
[PRODUCT_TOKEN:book]
[TRANSFER_ARTIFACT_STATUS]
[IMPROVEMENT:100:book:PAGES:GET_MATERIAL_FROM_REAGENT:quire:NONE]
note -- right now, the above will auto-pull any writing from the quire and place it in the pages improvement
[SKILL:BOOKBINDING]

Still testing these but I think they won't explode and leave you buried under 10,000 sheets anymore... and yes that can happen, I haven't tested the book one but you get the general idea. I tried to get parchment to work but it was fucking up so I just hacked in the hide trick until I figure it out better.
Alright thanks, gonna try to edit it myself, hopefully it won't end up horribly glitchy.
Can't you fix the 10,000 sheets thingy and similar glitches by adding a small rock to the reagents, btw? Kind of a dumb solution but it seems to work.

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I love how the DF solution to an overpopulation glitch is to simply make all horses stop existing or alternatively evaporate.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: 42.XX Adventure thread
« on: December 13, 2015, 10:10:14 am »
First: if you have an outsider and access to a library with writing materials or a reaction to make them, you can retire them and make another character from a civ, that character can then go write down dance moves, songs, poems, etc, and leave them for your outsider: awesome.

Second, while doing this I made a big burly wrestler guy and got drunk and started puking all over a tavern and then I got an awful idea... and it worked... and I don't know why it is so funny but oh god is it funny as hell.

Oh my god what did you DO.

Btw, do you actually have a reaction to make writing stuff in adv mode? If you do, mind posting it?

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Worst Thing Ever Done in Adventure Mode
« on: December 12, 2015, 11:49:27 am »
I wish you could force stuff down people's mouths. I'd make an adventurer who goes around and shoves socks, vomit and guts down people's mouths.

Reminds me of Fisto's adventure, thanks to Joel.

"Grab tongue with vomit!?"

Oh god that moment was great.

I wonder if the "zombie kills its necromancer" glitch still is in the game.

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I have to say, while this sorta annoys me, it also makes me laugh that the Dorf solution to it is making an interaction that basically makes your target mentally retarded.

Which makes it fine to eat that person's meat.

Let me reiterate that.

Mentally retarded=suitable for eating

I am actually glad I have the opportunity to say this because of this update.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Worst Thing Ever Done in Adventure Mode
« on: December 12, 2015, 06:42:19 am »
I wish you could force stuff down people's mouths. I'd make an adventurer who goes around and shoves socks, vomit and guts down people's mouths.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Worst Thing Ever Done in Adventure Mode
« on: December 11, 2015, 03:22:03 am »
Lastly, I roleplayed as a human supremacist character and went off slaughtering entire towns to purge them of other races than my own. Lord Garithos would be proud.


Heh, I did something like that except as a dwarf. c: Is good fun isn't it.
It was, culled a large population of the town before being decapitated by some knife-wielding merchant.

I also recall playing as a misc. object user who went around town with a chest and killed people with it, then put their corpses and other random objects into the chest to make it heavier. Haven't done much with it afterwards, only some brief b̶o̶u̶t̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶i̶n̶s̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ strange moods that made me use a turkey lower body (replaced later by a murloc lower body) and later a bucket full of vomit and guts as weapons.

Right now I'm thinking of doing that again, except I'd leave the corpse-filled chest in the mead hall next to the lord/lady after purging the town.

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