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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: December 20, 2014, 11:41:00 am »
Ganuh Plumpass.
Also had a town called Freepants.
Also had a town called Freepants.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Most Brutal/Badass Things You've Done Thread
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:33:54 am »
During a bandit raid, I killed off all of the bandits except one.
A human hammerwoman.
I ripped off all of her clothes, then proceeded to throw them back at her (somehow breaking the bone in her right hand).
I punched her for a while, causing her to vomit, then I started breaking all of her limb joints, her hips and her upper spine, and also bit off her tongue.
Then I mutilated her face. I punched out all of her teeth and cut off her nose. After that, I just left her crawling around for a while, before putting her out of her misery.
I had to stop playing the game for a while after I took in what I did.
A human hammerwoman.
I ripped off all of her clothes, then proceeded to throw them back at her (somehow breaking the bone in her right hand).
I punched her for a while, causing her to vomit, then I started breaking all of her limb joints, her hips and her upper spine, and also bit off her tongue.
Then I mutilated her face. I punched out all of her teeth and cut off her nose. After that, I just left her crawling around for a while, before putting her out of her misery.
I had to stop playing the game for a while after I took in what I did.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Vengeful zombies?
« on: August 13, 2014, 04:14:29 pm »
I've been wondering wheter anyone has experienced this before.
On one of my adventurers, I went to a mead hall where I encountered one of my retired adventurers who became lord of a hamlet, when I decided to sleep. During this I get ambushed, and upon looking who was attacking me, it was a zombie whose name I didn't recall. When I looked in legends mode after killing it, turns out it was a villager who died during a massacre, except...they weren't even killed by my current adventurer, or my previous one - a (dead) companion of my retired one was responsible.
So...what exactly is up with the zombie priorities? I know they're borked to the point they kill necromancers who raised them, but why would they go after either of my adventurers when neither of them is responsible and the target of their revenge is already dead?
On one of my adventurers, I went to a mead hall where I encountered one of my retired adventurers who became lord of a hamlet, when I decided to sleep. During this I get ambushed, and upon looking who was attacking me, it was a zombie whose name I didn't recall. When I looked in legends mode after killing it, turns out it was a villager who died during a massacre, except...they weren't even killed by my current adventurer, or my previous one - a (dead) companion of my retired one was responsible.
So...what exactly is up with the zombie priorities? I know they're borked to the point they kill necromancers who raised them, but why would they go after either of my adventurers when neither of them is responsible and the target of their revenge is already dead?
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What is wrong with necromancers?
« on: August 03, 2014, 09:11:00 am »
I've found out the hard way how screwy the zombie alliegance stuff is,leading to one of the most epic fails I've experienced so far.
Picked up a random bowman necromancer in my starting mead hall. Later on I kill a town's lord and take over it, only for the necro to raise the dead lord, who proceeds to kill him by exploding his head, then kills me and my other companion in revenge for mutilating his body.
Hope this gets fixed, seems like it would be cool to have a necromancer companion but it doesn't end well.
Picked up a random bowman necromancer in my starting mead hall. Later on I kill a town's lord and take over it, only for the necro to raise the dead lord, who proceeds to kill him by exploding his head, then kills me and my other companion in revenge for mutilating his body.
Hope this gets fixed, seems like it would be cool to have a necromancer companion but it doesn't end well.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Most Brutal/Badass Things You've Done Thread
« on: August 03, 2014, 06:38:42 am »
I once managed to spill a dwarfs guts, grab and pinch them, followed by cutting them off. Then I grabbed the guts and threw them at someone hard enough to knock them unconscious by shattering their ribs.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: August 02, 2014, 09:23:42 am »
Hey, new player and user here.
I just had my first experience with tombs.
It didn't turn out well (probably a foregone conclusion).
Came across them when my adventurer and her party were trying to find a bandit leader in a hamlet (the tombs were right next to it). He wasn't in town for some reason (speaking of which...what's the point of ruling a town thats nearly completely abandoned or ruined? The only people in town were his goons), so I figured he might be hiding in one of the tombs. The first 2 (there were like 5 on the outskirts of town) were somewhat uneventful, aside from some traps.
The third one (the biggest one as well) was fairly uneventful as well until I got to the top and saw a mummy. It wasn't really doing much, just sorta following my character but not really attacking. Of course, as I was running out of the tomb a horde of skeletons came to life and slaughtered my party. Looking at Legends Viewer, turns out one skeleton struck down all three of my characters.
Looting the dead was probably a bad idea.
I just had my first experience with tombs.
It didn't turn out well (probably a foregone conclusion).
Came across them when my adventurer and her party were trying to find a bandit leader in a hamlet (the tombs were right next to it). He wasn't in town for some reason (speaking of which...what's the point of ruling a town thats nearly completely abandoned or ruined? The only people in town were his goons), so I figured he might be hiding in one of the tombs. The first 2 (there were like 5 on the outskirts of town) were somewhat uneventful, aside from some traps.
The third one (the biggest one as well) was fairly uneventful as well until I got to the top and saw a mummy. It wasn't really doing much, just sorta following my character but not really attacking. Of course, as I was running out of the tomb a horde of skeletons came to life and slaughtered my party. Looking at Legends Viewer, turns out one skeleton struck down all three of my characters.
Looting the dead was probably a bad idea.