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« on: September 08, 2014, 10:52:14 pm »
So, I've been told it's possible to make a fortress of vampires. I'm trying to set it up now: I have a vampire near the canal, which is pumping from a river, the canal is for a well, and the vampire is surrounded by fortifications, with a ballista aimed at him. So if I forbid all beer, will the thirsty dwarves come drink the vampire infected water? I'll stop letting them drink the vampire water once I have 100 vampire dwarves, I'll unforbid all the alcohol, so any blood sacks useless migrants I MEAN NORMAL PEOPLE show up to my fortress, containing the well of immortality, they'll be a food supply. My fortress is extremely rich, full of steel, gold, bismuth bronze, and cotton candy, not to mention tons of emeralds, sapphires, multiple diamonds, and rubies. I have a magma facility running, and really, everything else, even defense, is being rather neglected, for a booming metal industry. All I have for defense is a five z's deep, four wide ditch with cage traps and stray grizzlies in the bottom. So who thinks it's a good idea to have a metal rich vampiric fortress?